Pathan and Sardar sms joke

1 pathan na 1 lerki ko perpose kiya
Lerki: ma tm sa 1 sal bari hu
Pathan: koi bat nae baji hum tm sa agle sal shadi kry ga .
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1 Sardar kafi arsay bad apnay Watan gya aur matti utha k bola:
Hun apny wattan di mitti di kashbo o nai rai
2nd Sardar: pa g tusi mitti nai tatti chuk lai ay.
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2 srdar station ponchy!
Ticket ly rahy thy k train chl pri dono train k pichy bhagy
1 srdar kamiab ho gya,
logo ny bri tarif ki vah srdar g aap ny bri himt kisrdar hampty hua bola train rukvao!
log: ab kya hua?
Srdar pryshan ho kr:
main ty dusry nu train ty chran aya c.
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3 SARDARS Were Going On A Motorcycle,
Policeman Gives Hand To Stop,
Sardar Shouted Oye Pagal Pahle Hee 3 Baithe Hain Tu Kahan Baithe Ga..;-)
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Pathan and Sardar sms joke

Agar karachi me pathan na hon to?
Ghar sihfting ki mazdori ko krey ga?
Kon khadey kohde ga?
Chat pr black or bajri kon carhaey ga?
Garmi me gola ganda or sardi me mongphalei ko bechey ga?
Cohkidari ko krey ga?
Tandor pe rotiyan kon lgaaey ga?
Phr Sahkarqandi ghar pr ubalni prey gi?
Altaf bahi ko samjaho logon.
Wrna se sub kaam Mahajaroon ko krne preyn ge.
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Pathan ne apni bhabi ko qatal kr dia.
Q?
Wo apny dost k pas betha tha.
Dost ki b.v ka fone aaya.
Pathan ne pocha:kiska fone tha?
Dost:tmhari bhabi ka.
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Pathan and Sardar sms joke

Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogy
Wo khushi Me nachne Lga
1 Aadmi Ne pocha isme khushi ki kia baat hy?
Pathan: o yara agr hm gadhe pe betha Hota To
Hm b Gum hojata:-)
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Pathan Ne Ek Ghar Chori Ki,
Sab Kuch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz Bi Utha Li ..
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hum Tum Ko Kia Kafar Nazar Ata Hai..
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Pathan roz kitchen mein jata,
cheni ka daba kholta aur band kr deta.
Why?GUESS ?Q K
Dr. Ne kha tha k apni "SUGAR" roz check krte rhna.
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Pathani writes mesage 2
Pathan:"ghar kbb aa rhe ho?
Message kr k btao.
"Pathan writes to her:"Nahi bata sakta,
Sirf aik message k paisy hein..
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Police oficer goes to poultry farm
Oficer: tum murgi ko kia khilate ho?
Pathan: bajra Oficer: ghalat food! Pakar lo ise!
Oficer to 2nd pathan: tum kia khilate ho?Pathan: chawal
Oficer: ise b pakar lo.
3rd pathan dar jata hai
Oficer: aur tum?
Pathan: sir mai toh 5rs de deta hun, khudi kha leti hain kch!
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Pathan and Sardar sms joke

Air hostess pathan se:
Sir! ap kya lena pasand karenge?
Pathan:Hamare lye taaveez wala chaae lao
Air Hostes:Abay akhrot ki olaad wo taveez nhi tea bag hai..
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3OO Pathan 1 ship mein ja rahy thy,
saray mar gaey,bhala Q??.
Nothing serious,.
Rastay may ship kharab hua to sub dhakka laganay utar gaey.;-)
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2 pathan car may
BOMB fit kr Rahe thay...
Pehla Bola"yar
Agr yeh fit Krte krte Phat gya to phir"..?
2sra Bola"Don,t worry Mere paas 1 or hai.
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1st Pathan: Ooye Kocha Dekh!
Samne Wali Larki Ki Kitni Bari GAND Hay!.
.2nd Pathan: Haan
BarI GAND Se Yaad Aaya
Bhabi Kesi Hai..
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1 pathan kam sunta tha uski behen ki shadi huwi to
ruksati k waqt uski behen us k gulay lag kar rotay huway boli!
bahiya main yeh judai bardasht nahi kar sakti,,
to pathan bola! ..
O behena chudai to tumhe bardasht karni parey gi
warna hum mamo kese Buney ga.
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"SHADI" Ki Pehli Raat Pathan Apni Biwi Say,
Begham Ijazat Hai?
Begham Sharm Ke Maray Kuch Nahi Boli,
Dusari Raatpathan: Begham Ijazat Hai?
Begham: Ge Ijazat Hai,Pathan Ne Utha Ke, Litta Ke, Betha Ke,Ghori Bana Ke,
Chood Chood Ke Bura Hal Kar Diya.
Biwi Bimar Ho Gai,
Wo Usko Susral Choor Ke Apni Saaso Maa Say Bola,
"Acha Ge Ijazat Hai?
"Biwi: Amma Issay Ijazat Mat Dena,
Warna Maa Chood Dega:-)
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Pathan and Sardar sms joke

Wife: Ap buhat mote ho gae ho.
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho?
Wife: Me maa banne wali hun.
Pathan: Me bhi to baap banne wala hun.
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Wife:''sath wala pasenger meri greban mai jhank raha hai''.
Sardarji:"Jhankne de pagal ko,
tmhara batwa to mere paas hy";-)
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Srdar gapni grlfrnd k sath full speed mai bike pe ja rahy thy
Grlfrnd
Sardar g menu dr lg rhea ae mai ki kara?
Sardar g
Meri trha tu b akha bnd krle

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Sardar:Gulabo tenu kinni war akhya a k tu Roz Palak sag na Pkaya kr
Gulabo:Sardar g Is which IRON honda ey
Sardar:na tu meri bund wichcoo SARIYA kadna ey.
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Sardar ki mangetar bohut sharif thi,
kabi uska kisi say koi Afair na chala,
sardar ne mangni tor di,
waja ye bataijo kisi ki na ho saki wo meri kese hogi?
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Pathan ne apni bhabi ko qatal kr dia
.Q?
Wo apny dost k pas betha tha
.Dost ki b.v ka fone aaya.
Pathan ne pocha:kis ka fone tha?
Dost:tmhari bhabi ka.
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Pathan shopkeeper say:
NISWAR HAI
Shopkeeper:Nhn hum niswar nahin bechtay
Next day Pathan:NISWAR HAI
Shopkeeper:kal nahin btaya tha k nhin hai
Next day
Pathan:NISWAR HAI
Shopkeeper:ab poocha to goli mar don ga
Next dayPathan:GOLI OR PISTOL hainS
hopkeeper:nahi
Pathan:ACHA TO NISWAR HAI:-.

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PATHAN: oye mera shampoo k sath wala free gift de",
Shopkeeper: "g us k sath koi gift nahe hai
",PATHAN:" bakwas na kar shampoo pe likha hai, *DANDRUF FREE"

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Aik pathan Dosray se:
"Chal yaar Race lagate hain"
Doosra:"Magar mujhay Rastay ka nahin pata
"Pehla:"Koi Masla hi nahin hai,
tu meray peechay peechay aaja.

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ASardar ji ne suhag raat nu apni patni koloon puchya"
Tu shaadi to pehle kinni vaar ditti hey''?
Patni: kadi wi nahi"
sardar: meray kol meter hey,laga k wekh lawaan ga,
Patni: ik waar galti naal de ditti si
"Sardar : jhoot na bol mere kol meter hey?
Patni:menu muaaf ker devo 10-15 vaar dittiHoni a,
Sardar:sach das dey main meter lagaan laga haan?
Patni " ja bund marwa jinni waari main ditti hey
tere meter vich tay onney number wi nahi honay!hahahahahaha :D

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1 pathan malaria se kanp raha tha
Doctor aya or poocha k kya hua hy?
us k bete ne kaha k:
Bimari da te kuj pata ni par
Abba swair da "VIBRATION"te lagya ay...!

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1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.
Kisi ne pocha
"sardar g a keri science a"
sardar: o yar kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi a.

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Pathan and Sardar sms joke

Pathan : yaar bakray ki zabaan khao ga?
Sardar : nahi, main monh se nikli hui cheez nahi khata..

Pathan : acha

to fir ye lo,


anda khao haha