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Jun 19, 2009

Pathan and Sardar sms joke

Agar karachi me pathan na hon to?
Ghar sihfting ki mazdori ko krey ga?
Kon khadey kohde ga?
Chat pr black or bajri kon carhaey ga?
Garmi me gola ganda or sardi me mongphalei ko bechey ga?
Cohkidari ko krey ga?
Tandor pe rotiyan kon lgaaey ga?
Phr Sahkarqandi ghar pr ubalni prey gi?
Altaf bahi ko samjaho logon.
Wrna se sub kaam Mahajaroon ko krne preyn ge.

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Pathan ne apni bhabi ko qatal kr dia.
Q?
Wo apny dost k pas betha tha.
Dost ki b.v ka fone aaya.
Pathan ne pocha:kiska fone tha?
Dost:tmhari bhabi ka.

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