Pathan and Sardar sms joke

Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogy
Wo khushi Me nachne Lga
1 Aadmi Ne pocha isme khushi ki kia baat hy?
Pathan: o yara agr hm gadhe pe betha Hota To
Hm b Gum hojata:-)
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Pathan Ne Ek Ghar Chori Ki,
Sab Kuch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz Bi Utha Li ..
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hum Tum Ko Kia Kafar Nazar Ata Hai..
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Pathan roz kitchen mein jata,
cheni ka daba kholta aur band kr deta.
Why?GUESS ?Q K
Dr. Ne kha tha k apni "SUGAR" roz check krte rhna.
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Pathani writes mesage 2
Pathan:"ghar kbb aa rhe ho?
Message kr k btao.
"Pathan writes to her:"Nahi bata sakta,
Sirf aik message k paisy hein..
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Police oficer goes to poultry farm
Oficer: tum murgi ko kia khilate ho?
Pathan: bajra Oficer: ghalat food! Pakar lo ise!
Oficer to 2nd pathan: tum kia khilate ho?Pathan: chawal
Oficer: ise b pakar lo.
3rd pathan dar jata hai
Oficer: aur tum?
Pathan: sir mai toh 5rs de deta hun, khudi kha leti hain kch!
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