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Jun 19, 2009

Pathan and Sardar sms joke

1 pathan na 1 lerki ko perpose kiya
Lerki: ma tm sa 1 sal bari hu
Pathan: koi bat nae baji hum tm sa agle sal shadi kry ga .

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1 Sardar kafi arsay bad apnay Watan gya aur matti utha k bola:
Hun apny wattan di mitti di kashbo o nai rai
2nd Sardar: pa g tusi mitti nai tatti chuk lai ay.

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2 srdar station ponchy!
Ticket ly rahy thy k train chl pri dono train k pichy bhagy
1 srdar kamiab ho gya,
logo ny bri tarif ki vah srdar g aap ny bri himt kisrdar hampty hua bola train rukvao!
log: ab kya hua?
Srdar pryshan ho kr:
main ty dusry nu train ty chran aya c.

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3 SARDARS Were Going On A Motorcycle,
Policeman Gives Hand To Stop,
Sardar Shouted Oye Pagal Pahle Hee 3 Baithe Hain Tu Kahan Baithe Ga..;-)

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