Wife: Ap buhat mote ho gae ho.
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho?
Wife: Me maa banne wali hun.
Pathan: Me bhi to baap banne wala hun.
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Wife:''sath wala pasenger meri greban mai jhank raha hai''.
Sardarji:"Jhankne de pagal ko,
tmhara batwa to mere paas hy";-)
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Srdar gapni grlfrnd k sath full speed mai bike pe ja rahy thy
Grlfrnd
Sardar g menu dr lg rhea ae mai ki kara?
Sardar g
Meri trha tu b akha bnd krle
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Sardar:Gulabo tenu kinni war akhya a k tu Roz Palak sag na Pkaya kr
Gulabo:Sardar g Is which IRON honda ey
Sardar:na tu meri bund wichcoo SARIYA kadna ey.
.............
Sardar ki mangetar bohut sharif thi,
kabi uska kisi say koi Afair na chala,
sardar ne mangni tor di,
waja ye bataijo kisi ki na ho saki wo meri kese hogi?
...........
Pathan ne apni bhabi ko qatal kr dia
.Q?
Wo apny dost k pas betha tha
.Dost ki b.v ka fone aaya.
Pathan ne pocha:kis ka fone tha?
Dost:tmhari bhabi ka.
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Pathan shopkeeper say:
NISWAR HAI
Shopkeeper:Nhn hum niswar nahin bechtay
Next day Pathan:NISWAR HAI
Shopkeeper:kal nahin btaya tha k nhin hai
Next day
Pathan:NISWAR HAI
Shopkeeper:ab poocha to goli mar don ga
Next dayPathan:GOLI OR PISTOL hainS
hopkeeper:nahi
Pathan:ACHA TO NISWAR HAI:-.
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PATHAN: oye mera shampoo k sath wala free gift de",
Shopkeeper: "g us k sath koi gift nahe hai
",PATHAN:" bakwas na kar shampoo pe likha hai, *DANDRUF FREE"
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