Pathan and Sardar sms joke

Air hostess pathan se:
Sir! ap kya lena pasand karenge?
Pathan:Hamare lye taaveez wala chaae lao
Air Hostes:Abay akhrot ki olaad wo taveez nhi tea bag hai..
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3OO Pathan 1 ship mein ja rahy thy,
saray mar gaey,bhala Q??.
Nothing serious,.
Rastay may ship kharab hua to sub dhakka laganay utar gaey.;-)
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2 pathan car may
BOMB fit kr Rahe thay...
Pehla Bola"yar
Agr yeh fit Krte krte Phat gya to phir"..?
2sra Bola"Don,t worry Mere paas 1 or hai.
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1st Pathan: Ooye Kocha Dekh!
Samne Wali Larki Ki Kitni Bari GAND Hay!.
.2nd Pathan: Haan
BarI GAND Se Yaad Aaya
Bhabi Kesi Hai..
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1 pathan kam sunta tha uski behen ki shadi huwi to
ruksati k waqt uski behen us k gulay lag kar rotay huway boli!
bahiya main yeh judai bardasht nahi kar sakti,,
to pathan bola! ..
O behena chudai to tumhe bardasht karni parey gi
warna hum mamo kese Buney ga.
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"SHADI" Ki Pehli Raat Pathan Apni Biwi Say,
Begham Ijazat Hai?
Begham Sharm Ke Maray Kuch Nahi Boli,
Dusari Raatpathan: Begham Ijazat Hai?
Begham: Ge Ijazat Hai,Pathan Ne Utha Ke, Litta Ke, Betha Ke,Ghori Bana Ke,
Chood Chood Ke Bura Hal Kar Diya.
Biwi Bimar Ho Gai,
Wo Usko Susral Choor Ke Apni Saaso Maa Say Bola,
"Acha Ge Ijazat Hai?
"Biwi: Amma Issay Ijazat Mat Dena,
Warna Maa Chood Dega:-)
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