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1 Soraakh Mein 9 Soraakh Kis Tarha Daalo Ge.?
Think.......
Thinking..
ANSWER
IsVery Simple Apni Gaand Mein BAANSRI Le Lo..
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A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket.. ;->
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Agar ap ki tangön k darmian mein 2 tattay hain to ap man ho
Agar 4 tattay hain to yeh na samajhna k ap super man ho balkah...
koi ap ki Gand mar raha ha.
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Aik sardar girls hostel ke bahar muth marte pakra gaya
Security oficer:Wht r u doing?
Sardar replied i m fucking my girlfriend via Bluetooth.
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Aisa karo ge to kon aayega,
Jitna jhuko ge utna andar jayega,
Phir teri gand se khoon bahar aayega,
Phir ambulance ko bulaya jayega,
Phir jinah hospital le jaya jayega,
Wahan har doctor teri khoob bajayega,
Phir tu kehna bhool jayega,
Aisa karoge to kon aayega*
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An elephant 2 camel:Tumharay boobs kamar per kyun lagay hotay hain?
Camel:Lo batao pooch bhe wo raha hai jis ka lun moo per laga hua hai!
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Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he
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Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chudwanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain........!
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Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.
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Boy to girl: kya chiz hai jo tum kar sakti ho lekin hum nahi
girl: hum tumhare lund ki lambai naap sakte hain,
Lekin tum hamari choot ki gehrai nahi,,.
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Boy: janu 'Viagra' ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe chodna hy k khodna hy!!
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