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Chinese lady pakistani lady se; mere husband ka chalte chalte intiqal ho gaya!
pakistani lady:
bas behan, china ki cheezon ka yehi msla hai:-
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Bush:Meri sister ko beta howa hay
Zardari:Mubark ho
Bush:Magar afsoos
Zardari: Q ?
Bush:Baap ka pata nahi
Zardari: Koi baat nahi
Pakistan pe ilzam laga do.
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Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I knw her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: V were caught sleeping 2gethr
Boy1: Wat da hel?
Boy2: during lecture In Math class.
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Boss 2 Secrtry: 4 a week v'll go abroad.
She cals husb: 4 a week I & boss r going abroad
.Husb cals GF: Wife going. Lets enjoy.
GF cals her student: 4 a week u r free.
Litle boy cals grandpa: Im free.
Grandpa(boss) cals Secy:Tour Canceld.
Im wid my grandson dis week.
Secy cals husb: Tour canceld
Husb cals GF:Wife not going
GF cals boy: Dis week ur class as usual
Boy cals g pa: Sory I ve 2 atnd my class.
G pa cals Secy:V r going abroad.2 b c0ntinue...:-D
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A cute !£OvE $TöRY!
There was a husband who daily snt his wife a rose'
wen evr he was out of town'
1 day he died..
still his wife recvd a Rose Everyday
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50 saal ka admi larki dekhne gaya
larki ki maa behosh ho gaihosh aya,
waja puchi ?
boli : 25 saal pehle ye mujhe b dekhne aya tah.
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5 reasons y u & me r frnds ?
1..........
2...........
3..........
4.........
.5............
Thapar prega zor se agr
kabi reason dhund ne ki koshish ki..
True friendship has no reason.
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1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.
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1Aadmi qabr par baitha tha.
Musafir ne pucha: dar nahi lagta?
Aadmi: darne ki kya baat hai..?.
Andar garmi lag rahi thi Tou bahar aagya.
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0nce der ws a pukha kutta.
He ws vry pukha.
He phiring loor loor.
He dekhya the sh0p of Qasai
He chuking one boti frm der,
nd nas gya.
Jb he guzra frm naalay alay pul to.
He saw aik hor kutta.
He became vry shoda.
His soch ws vry kutiyan aali.
He phonkia on him nd His apni v boti dig gayee.
MORAL:jo dujyan nal kutay aali krda a,
ona nal v kutay aali hondi a:-)
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"Ufone" Paish krta he 12 annay package apny un "Jazz"
Sarfeen k liye jinho ny 1st september 2008 sy apni "Telenor"
sim istimal nahi ki, ab woh "Warid"
ka 100 wala card charge karen aur Sub keh den...
Mazeed tafsilaat k liye apne "Ptcl" se dial karien
090000000 Ye offer mehmood ki biwi ki eiddat tak he.z
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"America se sheikh women ki dead body us k bety ne pakistan bheji.
Jis k sath letter tha k ama ki dead body ap ko mil gai ho gi,
ama ne jo kpron k nechy 2 shirts pehni hain wo bhaio k lye,
jo 5 socks k jory pehny ha wo sab k lye,
ama k srhany k nechy jo choclates ha wo choty k lye,
ama k balon ma jo ponyan ha wo choti k ley ha
aur agr ksi aur cheez ki zroort hui to jldi bta dena abba ki bi halt khrab hai..:-D