rude smsa

Ek aurat k 6 bachay aik sath paida hue,
wo bed se uthe aur apne
husband ko zor se thapar mar kar boli,
meine kaha tha na kuttay wala style theek nai hai...

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Ek burhiya,
Ek bache se: Soja DIPLOMA soja..
Parosan: Aap ne esey Diploma kyon kaha?
.Burhiya: Meri Beti college se Diploma lene gaei thi,
ye lekar aa gaei:
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EXAM & SEX k baad Saari Girls ki Feelings same hoti hain!
*Kitna Lamba tha na!*
Kaash Kuchh Time aur mil jata!*
Pehle Kitna Darr lag raha tha na!*
Fir to pata ee nai chala k kub hogya?*
uufff 3 ghantay tak to meri saans ee bund ho gai thi*
aagay ka to theek tha pechay ka kitna mushkil tha....
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Girl: kya bucchey wahin se nikaltey hain,
jahan mard daaltey hain?
Ammi:haan,
Girl:oye,
main to marr gai!
ab kya mere bucchey teen teen jagha se niklengey..:-)

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Girl: Oh No! Bleeding Shuru Ho Gai Hay,
Please Jaldi Nikalo Bohut Dard Ho Raha Hai
Oh Oye Ma AhItna Zoor?
Bus Karo! Ab Nikal Bhi Do Na,
Doctor: Lo Nikal Diya,
Kharab Dant Tha,
Magar Tum Chilati Bohut Ho,
Us Din Kiya Karo Gi?
Girl: Kis Din?
Doctor: Choro Message Pharnay Wala kamina Hay Samajh gaya;
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Husband:Mujhe Aaj office main apnay seenay k white baal dikhanay
pe Old Age pension mili.
Wife:
Pent ki zip khol k dikha dete to maazuri allounce bhi mil jata.
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Limit of insult.
Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi
shohar apni puri jaan laga raha tha,
Thori der baad B.V boli.
Ab dalo gay Bhi
Ya ungli hi karte raho Ge..=
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MAA: Beti Wo Larka Aawara Hai Jissy Tum Chahti Ho,
BETI: Nahi Maa Wo Doctor Banega,
Usne To Meri Wo Bimari Bhi Thek Kardi,
Jo Mujhe Har Mehine Ho Jata tha.
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