funny sms

Dil kar raha hai ka aaj aap ko akile main le ja kar
ek
K
KI
KIS
KISS
KISSA
sunao billi aur chuhe ka......
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Din Ko Kro
YARat Ko Kro
Ander Kro
YA Bahir Kro
Bed Pr Kro
YA Kursi Pr kro
Pyar Se Kro
YA Ghose Se Kro
1Bar Kro
YA
2Bar Kro....
Krna Tu He SMS
Jesy Mrzi kro.........
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Dukandar: Is bori pay mat bethna,
phat jaye gi!
Gahak: Kyo?
Is main ghubbary hain?
Dukandar: Nahi...
keel hain..

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Ek admi ne tung aa k kaha"
Is zndgi se to mout hi achi hai"
Ek dum Farishta aya or kehnay laga
k me tumko lenE aya hu
Admi:"Lo ab insan mazak bhi na kare"
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Ek ajnbi shehar ke
ajnbi gali ma
ek khirki khuli
ek prda hta
or ek masoom c larki
ne apni chanchal awaz mai kaha.
.pa amrood waly amrood kee pa nay?

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Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.
Dono hi shehar wich rende c
Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia
Hun cheete ne sms khoty nu kita.
Te khota sms parh ria way.
Hun khota cheeta bann waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy ga.
Pr onu ki pta k cheeta
,cheeta honda a tay khoota,
khoota hi hunda a.;-)

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ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya.
Usay wahan raat ho gai,
aunty ne kaha beta tum ander Guddu k sath so jao.
Larka bola rehne dain aunty,
main bahar sofay par hi so jata hoon.
Next morning a beautiful girl brings tea 4 him.
Boy asked tum kon ho?
Girl: main Guddu,
Aur App kon?
Boy: main Phuddu....!
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Ek pathan kafi dar se apna"NIKAH NAMA"
dekh rha tha,
Wife ne tangaa ker pocha.
Kia dekh rahe ho?
Pathan bola."EXPIRY DATE" Dhoond raha hoon.
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Fees maafi lae darkhwast:
To Da principal,
High skul,X.Y.Z.
Sir,
Gal eh hai k mere abby ny menu fees 500 RS.Dita c.100 ta dostan ny film ty lawa dita,
150dy samosy ty bottlan p liyan.5o da AZRA nu load krwa dita.Baki 200 englsh wali madm ty shart har gya.
dostan ne shart lai c k ohda sirf MATH waly sir nal chakar ay pr ohda te tohady naal v chakr a,
me hun kangaal ho gya wa ty ais lae fees maaf kiti javyain nwazish hove gi
Guddu.sharif student
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Ghulail Se Bachchon Ne Ik Baaz Mar Dala
Fauj Ne Dushman Ka Jahaaz Mar Dala
Mobile Users B Peechy Kese Rehte
Ultay Seedhay Shairon Se Faraz Maar Dala.

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Hindu 2 wife
priya
sawera ho gaya jago
Muslim:Begum chand dhal gaya jago
Christen: Darlingits dawn, get up
Sardar:Sohnyo utho tatti shatti nai karni?

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Hockey & Cricket mai kia fark hai?
Socho I know manzil blank hai but socho
Nahi pata
Hockey mai india 1 Ghanta Zaleel hota hy
aur Cricket mai Pura Din !

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Humari to kismat he aisi nikli
"Dost"
Zameen mili to bnjar
dost mile to kanjar,
Bakra mila to aandu
dost mile to gandu,
Badam mile to karway
dost mile to bharway.
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Inventions:
Aeroplane Wright Brothers
Cycle Macmillian
Telephone Graham Bell
Telescope Galileo
&
Exams???????o begerat ek wari lub jaye sai...;-)

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Larki k Gaal pr Gulaab maarny pr response
Englsh girl: U r 2 naughty sweet heart
Urdu girl: Nhi kro na Jan
Punjabi girl: Insan da Puttar ban kuttay dia Putra;-)

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Math teachr sardar se:
agr tmhari 1 pocket me 1000Rs hon
or 2nd pocket me b 1000Rs hon to tum kia socho ge?
Sardar: "yar main kithey abbay di pant tey ni pa lai..
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Miss: "Aaj maine ghaass khaie".
Is ka future tense batao?
Student: "Ap kal Doodh daingi...:-)
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Mujh Jese SHAREEFLarke Ko Kia Chahye
1Larki Jo PYAR De
1Larki Jo ACHA KHANA Banae
1Larki Jo Meri KHIDMAT Kare
OR OR TEENO LARKIYAN Mil Jhul Kar Rahen. . .
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