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B00BS RSweeter Than Honey,
Greater Than Money,
Smoother Than Silk,
Whiter than Milk&
If U HOLD PRESS Or SUCK Them,
It Gives POWER To Ur TOWER.

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boy donated his blood 2 his G/F,
Kch din bad larai hogai,
boy ne apna khoon manga
girl ne apna ALWAYS uske mu pr mara or boli:
Monthly instalment me milega..

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BREAKNG NEWS! Aj India k Prime ministr
Man Mohan Singh ki baiti ki kisi ne phuddi maar di..........
Prime minster ka ye kehna hai k larka Pakistani tha...
woh kaise..?
Prime minster ki baiti ne kaha k poore india mein itna bara ----
kisi ka nahi he....

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Yaad rakho
Paisa Gand ki terha hai
Sab ke paas hai Lekin dena koi nahi chaahata
Mashwara Lund ki terha hai
dena sab chaahate hen liena koi nai chata....

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Woh kya he,
Jo kbhi kbhi sidha ho
jata he
Or
kbhi latak jata he............
"MONKEY".
Tu Lund samjh raha tha na
saalay tharki..

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What's the Pure SANSKRIT name of PENIS?
"MUTRA NIKASAK SHISHU UTPADAK ANAND DAAYAK NALIKA"
Kuch seekh le Jaahil...!!
Sara din LUN LUN chillata rehta he :-
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