funny sms

Apko 1 Bar Hichki Aaye
To Smjna I'm RmembringU
2 Bar Aaye ToI Want 2 Meet U
3 Bar Aaye ToI MIS U
Phr Se Aaye
Pani Pee Lena.
Itna b koi wela nai :-)

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Apna future janne k liye

&

type kar k.
Apnay "Abbu" kay
number par send karein. ;)

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Child 2 dentist.!
Kia dard k bgair b daant nikala ja skta ha?
Dr:Nahi.
Child:Agar main nikal k dikhaon?
Dr:Nikalo.
Child:He he he he he he he..:-)

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Zar0ri elan
City me Kuch Khudkush Hamla awar dakhil h0 chuke hain!
Agr ap apne shehr 0r apni Salamti chahte hain
T0..Unki lambi umr k lie dua karen :-x

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Wife: Agar main gum ho gai to tum kia karo ghay?
Husband: mein akhbaar mein add doon ga.
Wife; kia add do ghay?
Husband, "jahaan raho Khush raho"

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Today is "Blance Batao Day".
Aap apna mobile blance check kro aur
batao ke apke pass kitna blance hai.
Honestly.

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Thief to a Man:
Apny paise nikalo.
Man: Do u know who am I?
I am Asif Ali Zardari,
President of Pakistan.
Thief: Acha to ustad hamaray paise nikalo.

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Teachr:Go ,
Went ,
Gone
ko punjabi main convert karo.
Student:-
O gaya...
O nass gaya...
O pharo edi pen nu..

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Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
Student-Ummeed Mat Haro Shadishuda Larki Bhi Phans Skti Hai.
.
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Teacher: BaTao Amrikio k Liye sub se ZaYaDa
shak ka Din konsa hota he???????
Student:....................Father's Day.. ;)

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Teacher: tmharey abbu kya kaam krtey hein?
Bacha:"KFC" k maalik hein.
Teacher:nice "KFC" ka kya matlab hey?
Bacha:"KAKA FRUIT CHAAT"

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Teacher: Naarre ko english may kya kehtay hai.
Student: S.H.D
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?.
Student: Shalwar Holding Device...
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SMOKE Everyday
Hello
Hello wait..
SMOKE MeansS -
S end
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool $m$
E - Everyday
So Please SMOKE Daily Ok.
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Shohar apni BV ko dafna k ghar aya he tha k
achanak zor ki bijli chamki or tufani barish shuru ho gai
Shohar ne asman ko dekha or bola,'Lagta hai pohnch gai'
.

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Sare
Pakistan
Ko
Kam
Pe
Laga
Don
ga
Sara
Pakistan
Hath
Mai
Mobile
Pakar
K
Ye
hMsg
Parh
Raha
Hoga
Koi
Bhi
Insan
Farigh
Nahin
Hoga
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Question
Aik badshah shikar par gya.
usne ek herni dekhi
us ka nam "teri" tha
badshah nay ghalti se usko goli mar di
Wo zakhmi ho gyi
phir ghoray k paoon nechay a kar wo mar gae
sawaal hai k
teri kis ne mari thi?
badshah ne ya ghoray ne.?
Reply must.?

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Paktel k Chief Executive ne mjhe kha k agr
tm meri beti ko pata lo to apna nam badal donga
Phr kia hua?
Paktel is now ZONG
Kamena mjhy chalnge krta hy..

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Najumi:Tuhmari life mein 10 larkiya aayen gi...
Larka: Waoooo...
Najumi: Ziyada khushmat ho 1 Bivi
aur 9 Betiyan hain.

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