funny sms

Dunya main bohot se network hen

magar 1 network
aisa ha jo sirf
AAP ki waja sa
chalta ha our wo hai

CARTOON NETWORK :-)

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DUNIYA Mein 6 Arab Log Rhty Hain
Lekin
Main Apko Hi SmS Kyun Krta Hoon?
Shyed Is Liye K Ye
5.Arb
99.Karor
99.Lakh
99,Hazar
999 Log
B

Apki Jaga Nhi Le Skty.
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Ek Din Tarzan apne sare kapre utar deta hy,
janwar usay dekh k hanste hen.
Tarzan: Tum hans kyun rahe ho?
Janwar: Hum sb ki dum peeche hy or tumhari agey.

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Gandhi said,'agar ap ko koi aik thapar mary to ap apna dosra gaal
1 aur thapar khany ke liye agy kar do'

But QUAID E AZAM said,'
if some 1 slaps u first time,
it is his mistake,
but if he slaps u 2nd time,
now it is ur mistake"
That's the diffrnce

b/w our QUAID & gandhi.
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Girl: Kmeez MeBreziar.?
Breziar Me Kiya.?
Boy: Bachon Ki Ghiza:
Baron Ka Maza:
Boy: Pent Me Andarwear.?
Andarwear Me Kiya.?

Girl: 10 Mint Ka Maza:
9 Mahene KiPiher Saza::...

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