funny sms

2 Aadmi Sath Sath Bane Hue Toilet mai Bethe thay
Ek Ko Kabz tha
Aur
Ek Ko Loose Motion
Kabz Wale Admi Ko Loose Motion Wali Toilet se Pattt Patt Patttt Phrrrrrr Ki awaz aai
Awazein Sun Kar Wo Kehne Laga"
Yahan tu Ek Muskurahat Bhi Naseeb Nahi,
Wahan qehqahay Lag Rahen Hain"..

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2 PATHAN bank lootne gay
par GUN bhool gay.
Phir bhi bank loot liya.
KESE?B
ank manager bhi PATHAN tha.
Bola GUN kal dikha jana
Hum ko zuban ka atbar hai.
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2 Seeton wala 1 Chota sa Hwai Jhaz QABRISTAN me Gir k tabah hogia.
Govt ne aik PATHAN ko Investigation krny k liy beja.

Usny Govt ko Itlaa Di k..........!:

500 Laashen mil gai hain or Baqi k liye KHUDAAI jaari hai..

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3 SHEIKH picnic pe gae
wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gae?

Decid kia k sub se chota SHEIKH ja kar pepsi le ae,
chota SHEIKH, main is shart par jata ho k tum mere aane tak samosy nae khao ge
2no ne kaha k thek,

1din guzra SHEIKH nae aya,
2 hafte guzre,
6 mah guzre
1 saal guzra
2no ne socha k ab samosay kha lene chae
jese he samosa uthaya
chota SHEIKH darkht ke peche se nikal ke bola?
JE INJ KARNA TE MAIN NAE JANDA.
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A Man robs the bank....

Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line:
"Did u see me rob this bank?".
The customer replies: "Yes".

Duzzz.. he kills the man and then he moves to next customer in line and
says: "Did u see me rob this bank?".
The man calmly replies: "NO,
BUT MY WIfe did...

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