funny sms

Dulha"On Wedding"Ask from Dulhan
U have Any Boyfriend before Marriage?
Dulhan: Silent
Dulha:Main iss khamoshi ko kya samjun?
Dulhan:kameenay Gin te lain de .....

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Dil k Mehmaan ban jao
Aankhon k Arman ban jao
Honthon ki Muskan ban jao
Chahy Sb ki Jaan Ban Jao
LIKIN Sab se Pehly
I N S A A N
ban jao.. PlzZ..

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Child:papa what were you doing with mom?
Papa:Beta petrol dal raha tha.
child:papa mom ki average chek karwaain subha driver b petrol dal rha tha.

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Dhoni: Mama aaj aap ne mujy plate me chaai (tea) kiyo di?.......D
honi ki mama: Kyo k cup ap k papa la gae han . . .Pakistan Rox . . .

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Cheri urri,
.'Kaw'wa urra.!,
Maina urri,.,'
Chi'ria urri....,
Gadha urra.,.,
'0ops..sorry.
jaldi main ap ko bhi urra dia...
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Bus conducter: peechay sab ne ticket le liye hain.. ???
Sardar G:Nahin G abhi tak tu 'hath' mein hi hain..

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Bry hi afsos ki bat hy Pora din guzar gya mgr jitna afsos mjhy aj hua hy
Mei bata nhi skta
Apne mjhy wish tak nhi kia
Aj"CUTE"people day hy..................

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Boy's Room befor Marrige
Perfum
Love Leter
CD Player
Cards
Air Freshner

After Marrige:
Pain KilrsLoan Paprs
Unpaid Bils
MEdical Repots
Empty Walet&Pampers...
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Boy-Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?
Tell me...!
Girl-True love.
Boy-O anni di a!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad chayti.Vaddi aai true love di kuch lagdi
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