funny sms

1 Khudkush Hamla Aawar Taliban k pas gya
Sir Jee!Bomb May Barood Thora Kam Dala Karen
Last Time Humara Aadmi Jannat Se B Aagay Nikal Gaya Tha..!!
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1 larki ne apni frnd se pocha tumhara shohar dosri shadi kr rha hy tujhe koi etraz nhi?
frnd:nhi mujhe pata hy wo china ki hy zyada se zyada 1 saal chly gi.
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Aamir khan ki film "Ghajini"
dekh k Adnan Sami ne faisla kia hai k
wo b ek film banaye gay
aur us film ka naam hoga
"WAZNI".;-)
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Zaheen lrka + zaheen lrki = DOSTI
bewakof lrka + zahen lrki = Love
zahen lrka + bawakuf lrki = Dates
bewakuf lrka + bawakuf lrki=???...Love Marriage.
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2 khusry baten krte hua ja rahe thy achanak 1 gir gya.
Or zor zor se rone lga dusre ne tasali de kr kaha
uth abdul razia himat se kam ly mard bn mari behan.
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