funny sms

Teacher
Jawani aur
Burhape me farak batao...?
Student
Jawani me mobile me HASEENO
k numbers hote hain,
Aur Burhape me HAKEEMO
k...!!!
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(New Meaning)
Bivi: Post paid conection.
Mehboba:prepaid conection
Mehboba ka bap: Network error.
Mehboba ki ma'n:Wrong number
Mehboba ka bhai: No signal
Mehbuba k shadi:sim block
Mehboba ki choti Behan:call divert
Mehboba ki saheli:Network change.

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/DÜÅ/Jo mujhe bhool jai
Uska mobile toot jai
Charger jal jai
Uski sim block ho jai
Miscall kare to receive ho jai
Card load kare to balance hume aa jaye

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"HIEGHT OF BADLUCK"A person who dials a number
(written with lipstick on a phone booth)
And.......... .His Wife recieve the phone.....!!.
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1 admi apny dost k ghar gya
Ghanti bajany pr chota sa bacha bahir nikla
Admi: Beeta ap ka abu ghar pr hain?
Bacha.G vo to bazar gya hovy hain
Admi.Acha apny bary bhai ko bulao.?
Bacha Wo cricket khailny gya hain
Admi.Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi.?
Bacha.G wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gae hain
Wo admi jal kar bola
To beeta ap ghar men kyon baithy hain.
Ap b kahin jao.
Bacha bola.Main b apny dost k ghar aya hova hon
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1 bar ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aye
ganja naai k pas gaya,
naai gusse se bola inhe ginu ya katoon?
Ganja, shrmate hue bola..mehndi laga do:-)
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1 darya k kinare 2 sardar chammach se darya me dahee daal rahe thai..
pathan ne dekha to poocha: khoocha ye kia kar rhe ho??
Sardar: ham lassi bana rhe hain..
Pathan: ha ha ha ..
O pagal ka bacha Log is liye tum par lateefa banatay hai..
Itna lassi tumhara baap piye ga..??
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1 hindo bhagwan se:Bgwan ap kab khush hote ho?
Bgwan:jab indian film me koi willan larki ko pakrta hai or larki kehti hai.
Plz mujhe bhagwan k lye chor do.
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1 makhi ganjjey k sir par jaa baithi..
Doosri Makhi ne kaha"Wah kya ghar milla hai tujhey"
Pehli Makhi boli"Nahi,abhi to sirf plot khareeda ha.
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1 memon jehanum me,
kisi ne usy pucha ary bhai memon to pakky namazi,
momin hoty hen ap yahan kese?
Memon: Jannat me ghar mila tha kiraye pe de dya.
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2 khusry baten krte hua ja rahe thy achanak 1 gir gya.
Or zor zor se rone lga
dusre ne tasali de kr kaha uth abdul razia
himat se kam ly mard ban mari behan.
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4 Students:1 Frm HARVARD
1 Frm OXFORD
1 TEXAS &Sardar G Frm PUNJAB UNVRSITY
1comon Ques:Wat Is d Fastst Thing In World?
HRVD: Light
OXF: Though
tTEXAS: Blink of Eye
SARDAR: Loose Motion Bcoz Last Nght
I Ws Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could "Blink",
"Think" or "Turn On d Light" It Ws Al Over.
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Aaj Main tm se dil ki baat krun to
mind na krna
MAIN
Tum
Se
Bohat
P..
Py..
Pya..
Pyara
Hoon.....
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Acho sy ziada
Tum Ache ho
Sucho sy ziada
Tum Suche ho
Me ny kha
Mujhy Tum sy Mohabbat hy.
Wo Boli "PAPPU"Sharm kro
AbI Tum Bache Ho.
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Admi :
Malang se, Baba je meri BV bara tang kar di aiy
koi hal dasso...
Malang...
Puttar koi hal hunda tay Main Malang hunda.!
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After an emotinal hug, Girl whispers 2 Boy
:"If u hug me once more like that,
i will be urs forever"
Boy: THANKS 4 THE WARNING!:-
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Agar" DIL "ka naam" ANDA " (EGG)hota to FILMS ke nam is tarah hote
==> Ye ANDA apka hua
==> Hum ANDA de chuke sanam
==> Hum apke ANDAY main rehte hain
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Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe,
"tum bewaqoof ho"
Tou koi lamha zaya mat krna
us ko gardan se pakrna
aur kehna
!!!!Han hon to kia kar lo ga...
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Agr koi ap ko dophar12/1bjy kahy"GUD NIGHT"
ya sham ko kahy"GUD MORNING"
ya rat ko 12 bjy kahy"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
tu samajh lain ky usky exams ho rahe hain
Aysy logon ky liay dua kejeay ky"ALLAH usy exams main kamiyabi ata frmaye AAMEeN
"mari tarf sy ap sb ko bohat bohat"EID MUBARIK"
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Aik KANJOS martey WAQT:
Begum Tum Kahan Ho?
Begam:Tumhare Pass
Aur mere BACHAY(kids)?
Wo Bhi Ap K Pas hein
To Phr Sath Waly kamry ka Pankha q chal Raha hay....?
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