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Dedicatd 2 my All friends
Yaqin Pe Yaqin DiLate Hain Dost
Raah Chalte Ko Chotiya Banate Hain Dost
Pepsi BoL Kar KUPPI PiLate Hain Dost
PehLi Bar Zindgi Main TripLe Dikha Kar,
Life Ki First Muth Lagwate Hain Dost,
Roz Roz Ghar Mein Der Se Aane Par
Abba Se Gand Pittwate Hain Dost
Par Kuch B Kaho SaaLe Boht Yaad Aate Hain Dost
"KHUSH RAHO KANJRO"
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Do u know why spelling of women Starts with "W" ?
Bcoz All Questions in the world starts with "W"
What ?
Why ?
Who ?
When ?
Which ?
Where ?
Whom ?
&"Women"
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Doctor:Zor se sans lelambi sans
Aur lambi Achank awaz i?
Khatak
Dotr:Lagta h apki paslee fracture ho gai.
Lady: Kamenay meri Brazear ka hook toot gaya hy.
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Dont beleive in money.
Bcoz it gives Bed but not sleep,
It gives Books but not knowledge,
It gives Luxuries but not hapines
So Transfer it to My account;
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Dost:Truck dekh ker tum kaanpne Q lagte ho?
2nd dost: ek truck driver meri biwi ko le kar bhaag gya tha.
.Her baar lagta he jese usko wapis karne aaya he.
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Dr: Aap pagal kesey huwy?
Pagal: Kuch time pehly main ne aik bewa se shadi ki
us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi kr Li,
youn main apnay baap ka susar or meri biwi saas ban gai,
un k ghar beti hoi to wo meri behen hui keun k main us k baap ka beta houn
dosri tarf wo mari nawasi b hoi,
keun k main us ki nani shohar ka tha,
is tarha mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gia aur main apney betey ka bhanja aur...
Dr: bas kar saley mujhy b pagal karey ga.
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Dunya K 5 Mushkil Kaam
1).HATHI ko goud may uthana
2).ZARAFAY K ooper bethna
3).COcKROCH ko PYAR karna
4).MACHAR Ko kapray Pehnanaor
5).Apko bhool jana.
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Faqeer ny shaikh say kaha: 1 rupia dy do roti khani ha,
sheikh bola: 100 rupai doon ga pehlay yeh bata
1 rupia kee roti kahan say miltee ha?
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Garmiyan Agai Hain Apny Ser Pe Geela Aur Thanda Kapra Rakhna
Dimag Pr Suraj Ki Kiran Met Parny Daina
Kiun K BHOOSA Jaldi Aag Pakarta Hai
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Jab se aapko dekha hai,yaqin karen,
Raat,
Din.
Subha ,
Sham.
Sotay ,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.
Mera Hans hans k bura hal hai;)
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