Mix sms

The sweetest way to propose......
~Excuse me..
Do you have a Bandage?..
Actually i need it coz i hurt my knees when i fell in LOVE with you.:
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Thought of the day-
Never ever Say anything bad about urself...
Bcz....Your friends have enough to say on that subject :-D
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To,
The S.H.O
Police Station.
Sir,
If my friend will not sms me,
kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile!!!
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Tu Wo Zalim hai Jo Dil Me Reh Kr Bi Mera Na Ban Saka "Ghalib"
Aur Dil Wo Kafir Jo Mujh Me Reh Kr Bhi Uska Ho Gya..!!
Wa§¡M
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ù mùst b fèèliñg ùr føñè hèàvièr àftèr rèciviñg dìs §m§
bcòz dìs §m§ còñtàiñs Ä löt öf
*_£övè_*
*_cäré_*
*_präyèrs_*
&*bést wishès_*
"4 u"..Alwäyz B häpy..
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UMeed-e-wafa na rakh un Logoon se Faraz.............
Jo Milte hein KISI se,hotey hein KISI or k...true
Wa§¡M
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Unglian toot gaein pather tarashtay tarashty "Faraz...
Jab surat-e-yaar bani to kharedaar aa gaye.
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Wat is true love? ....
Love is when someone breaks ur heart
and u stil love them with every broken piece.
Wa§¡M
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We make so many Friends,
Sum bcum Dearest,Sum bcum Special,
Fell in Love wid Sum1,Sum go abroad,
Sum change their Cities,Sum Left us,
We Left Sum,Sum r in Contact,
Sum r not in Contact,Sum don't Contact cuz ov Their Ego,
We don't Contact Sum cuz ov Our Ego,
Wht Evr They were,How evr They are..
We Still Remember, Love, Miss,
Care fr Them cuz ov The Part They Played To Make "MEMORIES"
Dedicated 2 all My "Past" & "Present" friendz.
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We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us
but what we forget is that, paths are made by walking, not by waiting!
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Wo Jazbon Ki Tajarat Thi,
Ye Dil Kuch Aur Sumjha Tha,
Use Hansne Ki Adat Thi
Ye Dil Kuch Aur Sumjha Tha,
Mujhe Usne Kaha Ao Naei Duniya Bsate Hain,
Use Sujhi Shrarat Thi,Ye Dil Kuch Aur Sumjha Tha,
Hamesha Uski Ankhon Main Dhanak Ke Rang Hote The,
Ye Uski Ame Halt Thi Ye Dil Kuch Aur Sumjha Tha,
Wo Mere Pass Bethe Dair Tak Ghuzlain Meri Sunta Tha,
Use Khud Se Muhabat Thi Ye Dil Kuch Aur Sumjha Tha,,,
Wa§¡M
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Words of Charlie Chaplin'"
Life laughs at you when you are unhappy.
Life smiles at you when you are happy.
Bt, Life salutes u when you make others happy.wm
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You may fall in love with the beauty of someone, but
remember, finally you have to live with the character, not with the beauty.
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Yun to DON Mazak kia nhi karta
Gun tu kia Bulet b diya nhi karta
ye to baat ap jese Dost ki hai,
Warna SMS to kya!
DON kisi ko apna Number b dia nhi krta.
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Zindgi 2 din ki hy
1 din tmhare haq me1 din tmhare khilaf
Jb tmhare haq me ho us din gharur na krna
or jb tmhare khilaf ho us din sabar kr lna
HAZRAT ALI (R.A)
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ΔSardar:agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jae to
usi doctor se shadi karlena
Biwi:Aise kyun keh rahe ho?
Sardar:to kya doctor ko maafkardun?
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چنگےسجن روزانہ ہتھ نہیں آندے
ہتھو باز اڈاونےنہں چاہی دے
.گھٹ قدرشناس جہان تےلبھدے
سنگ نت بدلاونےنہں چاہی دے
.بےلوس تے مخلص سنگیاں توں کدیں لڑ چھڑاونےنہں چاہی دے
.جیہڑے صابرسجن دی کنڈ ویکھن اوہ یار بھلاونے ن

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شالا جگ وچ بختاں والیاں دا کوئی سجنڑ غریب نہ ھوے.
کینوے سکھ بیمار نوں مل سگدا اے جے ھمدرد طبیب نہ ھوے.
اتھے پیار کرنڑ دی او بیلی چس نئیں آندی جتھے نال رقیب نہ ھوے
.مندا سجڑاں کانڑ حیات سوچیوے شالا قبر نصیب نہ تیھوے.

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كل سجن دى طرفوں خط آيا
اساںخط دے بدلے خط لكھيا
.اوهناںلال سياهى نال لكھيا
.اساںكڈھ كےجگر دي رت لكھي
ا.اساںشان مطابق كاغذ تےهرلفظ بڑاخوشخط لكھي
ا.متاںسجن ناراض نا هوجاوےاساںلفظ وفا وت وت لكھيا
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Aik PATHAN khud kush dhamaka kerne se pehle he behosh ho gaya.
Hospital mein hosh anay per apne kareeb khari nurse se bola,
BAKI 69 HOORAIN KAHAN HEIN...
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Morning Gift
¤SMS¤to
aap roz parhty hai aaj hmary kehny pe 1 bar zara
MOHABBAT
se DUROOD SHARIF parheay THANKS
GOØD MORNING
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Main inkalab-e-zamana ka yakeen kesay karoon Galib,
Wohi dard hay meri aah main...Wohi be'rukhi us ki nigah main.....
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~ Ye Khail M0habbat Ka He Phir S0ch L0 aey Jaan ....
~ Kh0 Dete Hain Sab Kuch Yahan, Paya Nhi Krte..
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Tum nhi jante par sara jahän janta hai
Hum ny din raat jo is ishq main mehnat ki hai
Log kehte hain jahan sar kalam hote hain
Hum ny us shehr main jane ki jurat ki hai
Tum faqeeron sy ye kehte ho kitabain parh lo
Hum ny roti hui ankhon sy tilavat ki hai
Zahido tum to faqat ek nam-e-Khuda lety ho
Hum ny naize py sar rakh k ibadat ki hai
Shereen O Farhad sy agy hai hamara qissa
Hum ny is daur k insän sy muhabbat ki häi . . .
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Msg na karney walayTamaam Dost... Is par Tashrif Rakhen.
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A sad story: A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother,
he put poison on Mom's Nipple while she was asleep....
The next day, their driver died...
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Boy 2 Grl:Shadi k lye konsi date rakhain
Grl:Hichkchatay huy22 DEC
Boy:Koi khas waja
Grl:Shrmaty huesuna he Sal ki sbse lambi rat hoti hy.
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Jinhaindekhne k liye hum jiye ja rahe hain
Wo parde pe parde kiye ja rahe hain
Tajjub he faraz hum marre to nahi
Par wo kafan pe kafan siye ja rahe hain.Wm
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Sms magic
Aap ko ENGLISH Ka 1 lafz bhejta hoon.
Jise aap aage se parho ya pichhe se,
aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega....
."ABBA"
He na jadu?????
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Yunhi tanhai ma ab dil ko saza dete hain,
Naam likhte hain uska likh k mita dete hain,
Jab b nakam mohabbat ka koi zikar kare,
Log hanste hain mera naam bata dete hain,
Ab khushi ki koi tarkeeb na sujhe,
Ab ye aalam ha k gham hi maza dete hain,
Kya zarurat ha k dete ho khud ko ye zehmat,
Lao hum khud hi nasheman ko jala dete hain,
Ab tasali nahi di jati mariz-e-gham ko,
Dekhne wale b marne ki duaa dete hain.
Wa§¡MM
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"Aj QUESTION day hai apka jo dil kare ap aj ponch sakte ho
"forward kro msg ko or dekho ap k dost apse kya QUESTION krte hain.
But plz plz reply me 1st and must!
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Boy:BUS Male hoti hai ya Female
GIRL:Female
Boy: y
Girl:Us pe sb charhte hain
Boy:To wo pregnant Q nahi hoti
Girl:Stupid sare mard peeche se charhte hain.
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Pathan 1 baraf ka piece utha k usay ghor say dekh raha ta.
2nd pathan keha dekh rahe ho?
1st pathan:dekh raha hon ye leak kahan se ho rahi hai:
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