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Mere Board Pe Likhi DEGREES Parh K TOBA TOBA Q Krtay Ho?
DOCTOR: Tm Roz Yahan Se Guzar'ty Huwe
Pathan: Mujay 5 JAMAT Pas Karnay Tk USTAD ne
50 Dafa CHODa tha mai sochta hun tujy kitni baar chooda ho ga'
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Duniya ka wo
wahid sawal jiss ka jawab na "YES"diya ja sakta he
or na"NO"Sawal hai......
"Kya aap ne gaand dena chor di he..." ?
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Ek indian lahore aaya aur tangy walay say mazak kerta huay bola:
yar 1947 k india pakistan k taqseem wich mera baap pakistan wich apna lun bhol gaya c,
teno pata ay oo kithay mily ga?
tangewala: janab samne waly ghar which ek bag paya ay,
us wich oh saray LuNd paye nay jo 1947 which pakistan Reh gaye C.
Tusi oh poora bag ghar le jao jo Lun maa di phudi wich fit aaye oh rakh lena
baqi pind wich wund dena.
Proud to b a pakistani
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Ghurbat ki inteha:
Bivi apne shoher ka condom c rahi thi
Masumiyat ki inteha:Larki apne nipple pe danay khatam kerne wali cream laga rhi thi
Manzil ko Hasil krne ki inteha:1 Chiunti Hathi ki tangon pe charh rahi thi rape krne k liye
Berozgari ki inteha:Randi ki phudi ma jaalay lage hue the
Susti ki inteha:Admi nangi larki pe layta hua tha or zalzalay ka intizar kr rha tha
Sabr ki inteha:1Admi apni hi biwi ko chodne k liye line me laga tha.....
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Girls University me teacher: Sub Larkion ko Male Sex Organ ki Figure bana k lani he
1 Larki ne kbhi Male Sex Organ nahi dkha hota,
Wo 1 Dudhwale ko kehti he
Dudhwala apna Lun Dekhao
Agle Din jab Wo Class me Figure Teacher ko dikhati he to
1 dum se Teacher Chikh uthi...'Are Khursheed Dudhwala!
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GOLDEN Words by the great philosopher Malika Shirawat..,,
,"Rape ¡s not a cr¡meIts just a surpr¡se sex.."
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