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"Advance sorry"Question.
Condom Aur TUM
Main kiya farq hai ?
.Answer.Koi nahin,
Dono Lun pe charte hain.again sorry
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1 larki 2sri larki se,
kya kbi tum kisi bat se preshan hui ho?
larki han,2sri larki, kon si bat pe,
Lrkì 1 din jang k doran me ghar me akeli thi k 1 foji aya
kuch nhi bola aram se apne kapre utare or phr
mere b kapre utare or muje chod k khamoshi se chala gaya,
me ab tak heran hun akher wo chahta kya tha.
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2 Lady Police ASI's were Going with their Dog1 says 2 the Other,
Mera Underwear Police station me reh gaya he
Her Friend:Kuttay ko Apni Phhudi do ye Le aai ga.
Kuttay ko Sungaya aur Kutta Thanay ki taraf Bhaag gaya
15 min baad Kutta Wapis aaya to US k Moo me SHO ka Lun tha....
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4 Cheezan Jinna da koi jorr nai.
1. Nendar Phattay di..
2. Jawani Kattay di..
3. Kamaai Sattay di..
Te
Te
Te
Te
4. Kharish Tattay di.
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A Man Jumps on His Bed & Starts sex
Lady on the Bed Says"Ji Jaa Ji..
Me apki Biwi Nai Sali Hon Radha
"MAN: Ab Kahan Ki Radha Jab chala Gya Aadha".:-D
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Aap ko meri taraf se
Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se.
Or mere area walo ki taraf se,
.Or 16 caror pakistanio ki taraf se
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"Lun"
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An eye-opening poem
"DUNYA"
Ye dunya kesi duniya hai?
Jahan ek tarasta khanay ko,
aur dooja bund maranay ko
Ek ladla papa jaani ka,
Aur dooja kuss marani ka
Ek nanga hai majboori se,
to dooja hai mazdoori se
Ek ka abba nau do gyara,
Ek k abbay pooray baara
Ek ki bivi sexy hai
aur doojay ki bv taxy hai
Ek k ghar may kutta hai,
dooja ghar mein kutta hai
Ek k daant may keera hai,
doojay ki gaand may keera hai
Ye dunya kaisi dunya he...?
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BAD & WORST SITUATIONS:
BAD: When your children found ur last night used condom....
WORST: When they insist u to blow this balloon...
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