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An application:
Dear sir,
Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich dil nai lagda,te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kiyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi mehrbani ho si.
urs faithfully,
ROSHAN KHEYAAL "Pappu poondi-baaz".
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Akeli ja rhi thi zindagi in mushkil raaho'n par
HAIRAN PARESHAN UDAAS THAKI Hui
phirek mor pr Aap mily
Aur bachi hui zindagi ki b WAATT laga di.. ;
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Arz kia hay....
Heer Ro Ro kar Ranjhe se keh rahi h ay. . . .
Heer Ro Ro kar Ranjhe se keh rahi hay. . . .
Mujhe Roumal dey Kamine Meri Naak Beeh Rahi hai.
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Dad:
Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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DHOTI k 4 Anmol Faidy:
1. Sardi ho to upar orh lo,
2. Garmi ho to nechay bicha lo,
3. Nokri karni ho to pechay se utha lo,
4. Na karni ho to agay se utha lo.!
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Diff B/W Ign0rance & Patience?
Wen u see the mirror & u dont laugh at ur self dat is ign0rance &
wen i luk at u and i also dont laugh, dats called patience:-)
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Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
Shohar Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti HaNa Lage To Main.
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Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein
Khudkashi Ker di
Pata Hai Wajeh Kiya Thi?
Ek farishtay Ne Hoor Se Mazzak Kiya Tha K
Tumhaari Shaadi Molana Fazal Rehman Se Hogi.
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Ek Molvi,ek Aurat se takra gya,
Aurat ghussy sy!Aap ko shrm nhi aati,
darhi rakh kr takkar mar rahy hain..
Molvi.!Mohtarma ye darhi hy break nhi.
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Girl: Najomi ! mere 2 affairs hain.
Un dono mai kis k sath shadi hogi ?
Wo khushnasib kaun hoga?
NAJOMI : Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khushnasib hoga.
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Goldn Wrds
Mohabat main sab maslon ka hal French Kiss hai
Jo larki French Kiss na kre wo bewafa hai
French Kiss boyfrnd ka haq hai..
Profsr Imran Hashmi;-)
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Maalik:Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
mere kano me gunguna rahy hain
Nokar:Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hyn Jo Bewa ho k Ro rahi hen_!
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Police ne "3 aadmi" pakrey.
SHO (asking 01st): Tum kis k mureed ho ?01st: G....Tonsa Sharif" waalon ka.
SHO: Iss ko lock up me dal do,
..02nd) : Tum kiss k mureed ho ?2ND: G...Golara Sharif waalon ka.
SHO: Iss ko bhi lock up mein daalo...
SHO: (asking 03rd tm bataoO tm kis k mureed ho,G main"RUN MUREED" hoon.
SHO: Oey chotay bhaag ke ja 2 doodh patti ley aa eh tai apna" Peer Bhai" ey.
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Sheikh asked a parrot:"Mian mithu choori khain ga
"Parrot said:"Chavallan na maar, ap kadi khadi aa'':-
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Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola:
Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai
Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli:
Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...