funny sms

O sardar g!Ur friend is on date wid ur wife in park.
Sardar g ran 2wrds park & came back
saying: Oye pagal aiwan chakar pawaya..
He is not My friend....!:-

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PATHAN Apni BV k sath Raksha Me Beth kar Driver Se Bola:
Hum ko Pata He Tum Sheshe Me Se Humara Bv Ko Dekhega
Is lye Tum peche betho hum raksha chalay ga.

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PATHAN Baap Ki Death Per Ro raha tha k Uski
Behen Ka Fone Agya Fone Sun
Kr Or B Rone Lga.Logo Ne Pucha kia hua?
PATHAN:Meri Behan K Abu Ka B IntiQaL Ho Gya....

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Pathan khudkushi per taqreer kar raha
Tha. Jazbati ho kar kehne laga Khudkushi haram hai
Gunah hai Zulm hai Is se behtar ha ke insan apne aap ko goli maar de..

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Pathan ki shadi lady trafic warden se hui,
Subha pathan cy doston ne pocha rat ko kia hua,
Pathan. Us raat mere 2 chalaan kaaty..1 over speedOr2 wrong way.

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sardar building se gir gaya,
Doctor said: He is dead,
Sardar Hosh mein aa k bola,
Main zinda wan
Sardarni Boli:Pya reh kanjra,
Tenu doctr nalon bohta pata ay.

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