funny sms

1
Heer says to Ranjha:"ki khataya ve main teri Heer ban k"?
Ranjha says:"te main kehra Ranjha ban k
'D.S.P'lag gaya vaan.

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2
Grammer teacher to boy:Aik larki larkon se bat nahi krti
Es jumly main Larki kia hai?
Boy: Sir Larki Chawal hai...

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3
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala kyun k Brake Nai Lag raha.. ;-(

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4
Faqeer: ALLAH k Naam par ek rupiya day do.
Shopkeeper:- baba kal aana.
Faqeer:- is kal kal kay chakkar mein is market mein
meray laakhon rupay phansay hue hain.

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5
Boy: if I try 2 kiss u..
Girl: me shor macha doon gi.
Boy: lekin yhan to door door tk koi nai hey
!Girl: I knowFormality to puri karni hey na!!!

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