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Mere Board Pe Likhi DEGREES Parh K TOBA TOBA Q Krtay Ho?
DOCTOR: Tm Roz Yahan Se Guzar'ty Huwe
Pathan: Mujay 5 JAMAT Pas Karnay Tk USTAD ne
50 Dafa CHODa tha mai sochta hun tujy kitni baar chooda ho ga'
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Duniya ka wo
wahid sawal jiss ka jawab na "YES"diya ja sakta he
or na"NO"Sawal hai......
"Kya aap ne gaand dena chor di he..." ?
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Ek indian lahore aaya aur tangy walay say mazak kerta huay bola:
yar 1947 k india pakistan k taqseem wich mera baap pakistan wich apna lun bhol gaya c,
teno pata ay oo kithay mily ga?
tangewala: janab samne waly ghar which ek bag paya ay,
us wich oh saray LuNd paye nay jo 1947 which pakistan Reh gaye C.
Tusi oh poora bag ghar le jao jo Lun maa di phudi wich fit aaye oh rakh lena
baqi pind wich wund dena.
Proud to b a pakistani
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Ghurbat ki inteha:
Bivi apne shoher ka condom c rahi thi
Masumiyat ki inteha:Larki apne nipple pe danay khatam kerne wali cream laga rhi thi
Manzil ko Hasil krne ki inteha:1 Chiunti Hathi ki tangon pe charh rahi thi rape krne k liye
Berozgari ki inteha:Randi ki phudi ma jaalay lage hue the
Susti ki inteha:Admi nangi larki pe layta hua tha or zalzalay ka intizar kr rha tha
Sabr ki inteha:1Admi apni hi biwi ko chodne k liye line me laga tha.....
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Girls University me teacher: Sub Larkion ko Male Sex Organ ki Figure bana k lani he
1 Larki ne kbhi Male Sex Organ nahi dkha hota,
Wo 1 Dudhwale ko kehti he
Dudhwala apna Lun Dekhao
Agle Din jab Wo Class me Figure Teacher ko dikhati he to
1 dum se Teacher Chikh uthi...'Are Khursheed Dudhwala!
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GOLDEN Words by the great philosopher Malika Shirawat..,,
,"Rape ¡s not a cr¡meIts just a surpr¡se sex.."
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1 Soraakh Mein 9 Soraakh Kis Tarha Daalo Ge.?
Think.......
Thinking..
ANSWER
IsVery Simple Apni Gaand Mein BAANSRI Le Lo..
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A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket.. ;->
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Agar ap ki tangön k darmian mein 2 tattay hain to ap man ho
Agar 4 tattay hain to yeh na samajhna k ap super man ho balkah...
koi ap ki Gand mar raha ha.
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Aik sardar girls hostel ke bahar muth marte pakra gaya
Security oficer:Wht r u doing?
Sardar replied i m fucking my girlfriend via Bluetooth.
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Aisa karo ge to kon aayega,
Jitna jhuko ge utna andar jayega,
Phir teri gand se khoon bahar aayega,
Phir ambulance ko bulaya jayega,
Phir jinah hospital le jaya jayega,
Wahan har doctor teri khoob bajayega,
Phir tu kehna bhool jayega,
Aisa karoge to kon aayega*
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An elephant 2 camel:Tumharay boobs kamar per kyun lagay hotay hain?
Camel:Lo batao pooch bhe wo raha hai jis ka lun moo per laga hua hai!
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Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he
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Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chudwanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain........!
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Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.
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Boy to girl: kya chiz hai jo tum kar sakti ho lekin hum nahi
girl: hum tumhare lund ki lambai naap sakte hain,
Lekin tum hamari choot ki gehrai nahi,,.
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Boy: janu 'Viagra' ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe chodna hy k khodna hy!!
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Buhat Jald
Star Plus Pe New Sex Serials
Kahani Bistar Ki
Kabhi Condom Bhi Phata Hoga
Kasoti Bra Panty Ki
Kabhi To Khara Hoga
Woh Rehnay Wali Chaklon Ki.
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"Advance sorry"Question.
Condom Aur TUM
Main kiya farq hai ?
.Answer.Koi nahin,
Dono Lun pe charte hain.again sorry
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1 larki 2sri larki se,
kya kbi tum kisi bat se preshan hui ho?
larki han,2sri larki, kon si bat pe,
Lrkì 1 din jang k doran me ghar me akeli thi k 1 foji aya
kuch nhi bola aram se apne kapre utare or phr
mere b kapre utare or muje chod k khamoshi se chala gaya,
me ab tak heran hun akher wo chahta kya tha.
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2 Lady Police ASI's were Going with their Dog1 says 2 the Other,
Mera Underwear Police station me reh gaya he
Her Friend:Kuttay ko Apni Phhudi do ye Le aai ga.
Kuttay ko Sungaya aur Kutta Thanay ki taraf Bhaag gaya
15 min baad Kutta Wapis aaya to US k Moo me SHO ka Lun tha....
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4 Cheezan Jinna da koi jorr nai.
1. Nendar Phattay di..
2. Jawani Kattay di..
3. Kamaai Sattay di..
Te
Te
Te
Te
4. Kharish Tattay di.
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A Man Jumps on His Bed & Starts sex
Lady on the Bed Says"Ji Jaa Ji..
Me apki Biwi Nai Sali Hon Radha
"MAN: Ab Kahan Ki Radha Jab chala Gya Aadha".:-D
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Aap ko meri taraf se
Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se.
Or mere area walo ki taraf se,
.Or 16 caror pakistanio ki taraf se
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"Lun"
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An eye-opening poem
"DUNYA"
Ye dunya kesi duniya hai?
Jahan ek tarasta khanay ko,
aur dooja bund maranay ko
Ek ladla papa jaani ka,
Aur dooja kuss marani ka
Ek nanga hai majboori se,
to dooja hai mazdoori se
Ek ka abba nau do gyara,
Ek k abbay pooray baara
Ek ki bivi sexy hai
aur doojay ki bv taxy hai
Ek k ghar may kutta hai,
dooja ghar mein kutta hai
Ek k daant may keera hai,
doojay ki gaand may keera hai
Ye dunya kaisi dunya he...?
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BAD & WORST SITUATIONS:
BAD: When your children found ur last night used condom....
WORST: When they insist u to blow this balloon...
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PAPPU DANCE REMIX.
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana
let's Fuck Hai muscular,hai popularspec Tacular,
he is a bachelor
Pappu ka penis tight hai
Pappu ka sperm white hai
Pappu ka penis tez hai
Prostitutes mein craze hai
Pappu ka penis dark brown
Pappu dikhta angraiz hai
Viagra ki goli haathon mein
Condom durex wala
But Pappu can't fuck saala
hoye
hoye
hoye
hoye
Pappu chod nahi sakta...
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* Zarurat he *Aise Nojawano ki jo Gand marwane me mukammal maharat rakhte ho,
Chupey lagane wale ko tarjih di jaegi,
Tajarba zaruri nahe,Umer: 20-40
Salary: 25000
Khana Rehaish Free,
2 adad haliya Gand ki tasviro k
7 tamam dastavizat 17 Grade k Gandoo se attested,
30 Apr. tk mandrja zeel pate pr irsaal kare.
Na mukammal darkhuwast dehinda ki Gand phar di jaegi
Addrs:Gull KhanG.
Manager,Khan Group of Comp.
Peshawar.
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A Little Girl Asked A Call Girl
Anty U Have A Car Banglo & Bank Balance
Whts Ur Business
Call Girl: Kuch Nahi
Bus Chota Sa "Hole Sale" Ka Business Hai..
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B00BS RSweeter Than Honey,
Greater Than Money,
Smoother Than Silk,
Whiter than Milk&
If U HOLD PRESS Or SUCK Them,
It Gives POWER To Ur TOWER.

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boy donated his blood 2 his G/F,
Kch din bad larai hogai,
boy ne apna khoon manga
girl ne apna ALWAYS uske mu pr mara or boli:
Monthly instalment me milega..

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BREAKNG NEWS! Aj India k Prime ministr
Man Mohan Singh ki baiti ki kisi ne phuddi maar di..........
Prime minster ka ye kehna hai k larka Pakistani tha...
woh kaise..?
Prime minster ki baiti ne kaha k poore india mein itna bara ----
kisi ka nahi he....

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Yaad rakho
Paisa Gand ki terha hai
Sab ke paas hai Lekin dena koi nahi chaahata
Mashwara Lund ki terha hai
dena sab chaahate hen liena koi nai chata....

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Woh kya he,
Jo kbhi kbhi sidha ho
jata he
Or
kbhi latak jata he............
"MONKEY".
Tu Lund samjh raha tha na
saalay tharki..

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What's the Pure SANSKRIT name of PENIS?
"MUTRA NIKASAK SHISHU UTPADAK ANAND DAAYAK NALIKA"
Kuch seekh le Jaahil...!!
Sara din LUN LUN chillata rehta he :-
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Ek aurat k 6 bachay aik sath paida hue,
wo bed se uthe aur apne
husband ko zor se thapar mar kar boli,
meine kaha tha na kuttay wala style theek nai hai...

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Ek burhiya,
Ek bache se: Soja DIPLOMA soja..
Parosan: Aap ne esey Diploma kyon kaha?
.Burhiya: Meri Beti college se Diploma lene gaei thi,
ye lekar aa gaei:
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EXAM & SEX k baad Saari Girls ki Feelings same hoti hain!
*Kitna Lamba tha na!*
Kaash Kuchh Time aur mil jata!*
Pehle Kitna Darr lag raha tha na!*
Fir to pata ee nai chala k kub hogya?*
uufff 3 ghantay tak to meri saans ee bund ho gai thi*
aagay ka to theek tha pechay ka kitna mushkil tha....
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Girl: kya bucchey wahin se nikaltey hain,
jahan mard daaltey hain?
Ammi:haan,
Girl:oye,
main to marr gai!
ab kya mere bucchey teen teen jagha se niklengey..:-)

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Girl: Oh No! Bleeding Shuru Ho Gai Hay,
Please Jaldi Nikalo Bohut Dard Ho Raha Hai
Oh Oye Ma AhItna Zoor?
Bus Karo! Ab Nikal Bhi Do Na,
Doctor: Lo Nikal Diya,
Kharab Dant Tha,
Magar Tum Chilati Bohut Ho,
Us Din Kiya Karo Gi?
Girl: Kis Din?
Doctor: Choro Message Pharnay Wala kamina Hay Samajh gaya;
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Husband:Mujhe Aaj office main apnay seenay k white baal dikhanay
pe Old Age pension mili.
Wife:
Pent ki zip khol k dikha dete to maazuri allounce bhi mil jata.
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Limit of insult.
Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi
shohar apni puri jaan laga raha tha,
Thori der baad B.V boli.
Ab dalo gay Bhi
Ya ungli hi karte raho Ge..=
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MAA: Beti Wo Larka Aawara Hai Jissy Tum Chahti Ho,
BETI: Nahi Maa Wo Doctor Banega,
Usne To Meri Wo Bimari Bhi Thek Kardi,
Jo Mujhe Har Mehine Ho Jata tha.
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