Aik pathan Dosray se:
"Chal yaar Race lagate hain"
Doosra:"Magar mujhay Rastay ka nahin pata
"Pehla:"Koi Masla hi nahin hai,
tu meray peechay peechay aaja.

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ASardar ji ne suhag raat nu apni patni koloon puchya"
Tu shaadi to pehle kinni vaar ditti hey''?
Patni: kadi wi nahi"
sardar: meray kol meter hey,laga k wekh lawaan ga,
Patni: ik waar galti naal de ditti si
"Sardar : jhoot na bol mere kol meter hey?
Patni:menu muaaf ker devo 10-15 vaar dittiHoni a,
Sardar:sach das dey main meter lagaan laga haan?
Patni " ja bund marwa jinni waari main ditti hey
tere meter vich tay onney number wi nahi honay!hahahahahaha :D

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