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Jun 21, 2009

Michael Joseph Jackson












Michael Joseph Jackson (born August 29, 1958) is an American recording artist, entertainer, and businessman. The seventh child of the Jackson family, he debuted on the professional music scene at the age of 11 as a member of The Jackson 5 and began a solo career in 1971 while still a member of the group. Referred to as the "King of Pop" in subsequent years, five of his solo studio albums have become some of the world's best-selling records: Off the Wall (1979), Thriller (1982), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991) and HIStory (1995).
In the early 1980s, he became a dominant figure in
popular music and the first African-American entertainer to amass a strong crossover following on MTV. The popularity of his music videos airing on MTV, such as "Beat It", "Billie Jean" and Thriller—credited for transforming the music video into an art form and a promotional tool—helped bring the relatively new channel to fame. Videos such as "Black or White" and "Scream" made Jackson an enduring staple on MTV in the 1990s. With stage performances and music videos, Jackson popularized a number of physically complicated dance techniques, such as the robot and the moonwalk. His distinctive musical sound and vocal style influenced hip hop, pop and contemporary R&B artists.
Jackson has donated and raised millions of dollars for beneficial causes through his
foundation, charity singles and support of 39 charities. Other aspects of his personal life, including his changing appearance and behavior, generated significant controversy, damaging his public image. Though he was accused of child sexual abuse in 1993, the criminal investigation was closed due to lack of evidence and Jackson was not charged. The singer has experienced health concerns since the early 1990s and conflicting reports regarding the state of his finances since the late 1990s. Jackson married twice and fathered three children, all of which caused further controversy. In 2005, Jackson was tried and acquitted of further sexual abuse allegations and several other charges.
One of the few artists to have been inducted into the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice, his other achievements include multiple Guinness World Records—including one for "Most Successful Entertainer of All Time"—13 Grammy Awards, 13 number one singles in his solo career—more than any other male artist in the Hot 100 era—and the sales of over 750 million albums worldwide. Cited as one of the world's most famous men, Jackson's highly publicized personal life, coupled with his successful career, has made him a part of popular culture for almost four decades.

Punjabi sms

Inni Vi Majboori Changi Nahi Hondi,
Pyar Vich Doori Changi Nahi Hondi,
Kadi Kadi Sanoon Milya Vi Karo,
Har Velay SmS Naal Gal Poori Nahi Hondi.

rude sms

Mere Board Pe Likhi DEGREES Parh K TOBA TOBA Q Krtay Ho?
DOCTOR: Tm Roz Yahan Se Guzar'ty Huwe
Pathan: Mujay 5 JAMAT Pas Karnay Tk USTAD ne
50 Dafa CHODa tha mai sochta hun tujy kitni baar chooda ho ga'

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Duniya ka wo
wahid sawal jiss ka jawab na "YES"diya ja sakta he
or na"NO"Sawal hai......
"Kya aap ne gaand dena chor di he..." ?

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Ek indian lahore aaya aur tangy walay say mazak kerta huay bola:
yar 1947 k india pakistan k taqseem wich mera baap pakistan wich apna lun bhol gaya c,
teno pata ay oo kithay mily ga?
tangewala: janab samne waly ghar which ek bag paya ay,
us wich oh saray LuNd paye nay jo 1947 which pakistan Reh gaye C.
Tusi oh poora bag ghar le jao jo Lun maa di phudi wich fit aaye oh rakh lena
baqi pind wich wund dena.
Proud to b a pakistani

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Ghurbat ki inteha:
Bivi apne shoher ka condom c rahi thi
Masumiyat ki inteha:Larki apne nipple pe danay khatam kerne wali cream laga rhi thi
Manzil ko Hasil krne ki inteha:1 Chiunti Hathi ki tangon pe charh rahi thi rape krne k liye
Berozgari ki inteha:Randi ki phudi ma jaalay lage hue the
Susti ki inteha:Admi nangi larki pe layta hua tha or zalzalay ka intizar kr rha tha
Sabr ki inteha:1Admi apni hi biwi ko chodne k liye line me laga tha.....

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Girls University me teacher: Sub Larkion ko Male Sex Organ ki Figure bana k lani he
1 Larki ne kbhi Male Sex Organ nahi dkha hota,
Wo 1 Dudhwale ko kehti he
Dudhwala apna Lun Dekhao
Agle Din jab Wo Class me Figure Teacher ko dikhati he to
1 dum se Teacher Chikh uthi...'Are Khursheed Dudhwala!

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GOLDEN Words by the great philosopher Malika Shirawat..,,
,"Rape ¡s not a cr¡meIts just a surpr¡se sex.."

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little urdu sms

Dil Badal Na Dena Sim Ki Trha
Muhabat Low Na Krna Betery Ki Tarah
Pyar Kam Na Krna Balance Ki Tarah
Hmsha mari zrorat mahsos krna Charger Ki Tarha.
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Dil ko ab terk-e tumanna pe karein ge raazi "Mohsin!
Yon shab-o_roz muhabbat k sitam kon sahey...!Wa§¡M
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Dil ko chalon ko koi shaeyri kahe to koi parwa nhn,
Taklif to tab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai..
' '.' ' W@§¡M ' '.' '
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Doobo Day Apni Kashti Ko Kinara Dhoondnay Waalay "DOST",
Yeh Dariya-E-Mohabbat Hai Yahan Sahil Nahi hota.
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Dunya mein Qateel iss sa munafik nahi koi
Jo zulm tou sehta hy baghawat nahi krta.
Wa§¡M
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Ek zakham nahi he,sara badan zakhmi he...!.
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.Dard hairan he uthon to kahan se uthon.
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Hum Khaak-e-Zameen Hokar Us Chand Ki Hasrat Kar Baithe
Wo Cheez Sitaron Se Bhi Onchi Thi Jise Hum chahte the..Wa§¡M

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Hum Misl-e-sheesha hain hamain thaam ke rakhna ey,,,*¤¤¤DOST¤¤¤*. .
HUM tere haath se choottay to bikhar jaaeyn ge..

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Hum ne kab manga he tum se apni wafaon ka sila ey"DOST"..
Bus milte raha karo kabhi kabhi dard barhane ke liye.
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Hum to aksarUs ki yaado Ko seny meCuhpaey Phirte hain..
Wo kya jane MehfeloMe rehne waleIntzar kiya hota he.WM


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Jis ki khatir men ne Jaan de di"FARAZ"Uss ne hi Kafan uttha kar kaha"
ye tu mujhe kisi Bewafa ka Deewana lagta he

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Kabhi dekha ha sehra me jalta h0a drakht "Faraz"
Is trha jeety hain wafa0n k0 nebhany waly. . . Wa§¡M

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Kaha tha k nazuk hoon mat traash mujy
Ye kis janoon mai kia tuny paash paash mujy
Wo haadsa tha k andar se ho gya khatam
Bazahir nhi aai koi kharaash mujy

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Kal tak jo kehty thay k meri zindagi tum se hai
aj unhon ne keh diya k meri sansey mat roka karo.

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ghazals

KASH MAIN BE-ZUBAN HOTA,
APNI AANKHON SE SUB KEHTA TUMHAN,
TUM MERI PALKON KE ISHARON SE MUSKURAYA KARTIN,
BUHAT CHAHTIN MUJH MAIN DOOB JAYA KARTIN,
JUB BHI LIKHTA MAIN KAAGHAZ PER KOI HARUF,
TUM USAY BAAR BAAR DOHRAYA KARTIN,
OR JAB TUM THAK JAAYA KARTIN,
MERAY KHANDHAY PER SIR RAKH K SO JAYA KARTIN,
YOON HI HUM TUM POORI UMER BITA DETE,
TUM HER SUBHA MERI PALKON K UTHNAY KA INTEZAAR KARTIN,,,'
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Kamal_e_Zabt To Main Khud Bhi Aazmaaon Gi,
Main Apne Haath Se Uski Dulhan Sajaaon Gi,
Supurd Kar K Use Chandni K Haathon,
Main Apne Ghar K Andheron Ko Laut Aaon Gi,
Badan K Qurb Ko Wo Bhi Samajh Na Paye Ga,
Main Dil Mein Ro'oungi Aankhon Mein Muskuraaon Gi,
Wo Kya Gaya K Rafaaqat K Sare Lutf Gaye,
Main Kis Se Rooth Sakoongi Kise Manaaon Gi,
Wo Ek Rishta-e-Be_Naam Bhi Nahi Lekin,
Main Ab Bhi Us K Ishaaron Pe Sar Jhukaaon Gi.Wa§¡M
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Kal halki halki barish ti,kal sard hawa ka raks bi ta.
Kal phool bi nikhrey nikhrey the,kal un mein apka aks bhi tha.
Kal badal kalay gheray the,kal chand pe lakhon pehre the.
Kuch tukre apki yaadon k,barri der se dil mein thehre the.
Kal yadein uljhi uljhi thein,aur kal tak ye na suljhi tein.
Kal yad bohat tum aye the,kal yad bohat tm aye the.
Wa§¡M
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Kachi Deewaar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujko~
Kachi Deewaar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujko,
Apni Nazron Mein Basa Kar Na Giraana Mujko
Tumko Aankho Mein Tasavur Ki Tarah Rakhta Hoon,
Dil Mein Dadhkan ki Tarah Tum bhi Basana Mujko
Baat Karnay Mein jo Mushkil ho Tumhay Mehfil Mein,
Main Samajh Jaaonga Nazron Say Bataana Mujko
Vaada Utna Hi Karo Jitna Nibha Saktay Ho,
Khawab Poora jo na ho woh na Dikhana Mujko
Apnay Rishtay ki Nazaakat ka Barham Rakh Lena,
Main to Aashiq HoonDeewana na Banana Mujko
Kachi Deewaar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujko,
Apni Nazron Mein Basa Kar Na Giraana Mujko.
Wa§¡M
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Jub sawan main tanha bheego gay,
Jab aangan khali pao gay,
Jub sahil se takrati lehron mein,
Tum tanhaa he kho jao gay,
Jub raat k tanha daman mein,
Tum chand ko aadha pao gay,
Jub khud se batien kertay kertay,
Tum door kahien khoo jao gay,
Jub dil ki baat chupanay ko,
Tum hum se nazar churao gay,
"MEIN TUM SE MUHABBAT KARTA HOON"
Har baar yeh kehna chaho gey,
In sub lamhon mein jaan lena,
TUM, TUM SE "HUM" Ban jao gay...
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Jb log juda ho jaty hain.
Sb Ehad hawa ho jaty hain.
Jb niyat me fatoor sa ho.
Sb amal gunha ho jaty hain.
Jb tere bary me sochty hain.
Sb lafz dua ho jaty hain.
Jb ghurbt dr pe dastk de.
Sb yaar khfa ho jaty hain.
Jb waqt dikhata hai ankhain.
Sultan gda ho jaty hain.
Tu jb b mere sath na ho.
Tehwar sza ho jaty hain.
Jb nafrt lafzon me utry.
Tb apny juda ho jaty hain.~
Wa§¡M
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Jala k tu B Agar aasra Na de muj ko,
Yeh khauf hai k Hawa phir bhuja Na de mujhko,
Main is khayal Se mur mur k Dekhta hon usay,
Bichar k woh B Kahein phir sada Na de muj ko,
Bas is khayal se Shab bhar main So nahi sakta,
K Khauf-e-Khwab-e-GuzishtaJaga na de muj ko,
Terey baghair Teri tarhan Main zinda rahon,
Yeh hausla B Dua kar khuda Na de muj ko,
Main is liye B Usey khudManaon ga ''Mohsin'
'K muj sey Rothny wala BHULA NA DE MUJ KO!!
Wa§¡M Ch
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Hama-waqt ranj-o malal kia, jo guzer gya so guzer gya
usey yad ker ke na dil dukha,jo guzer gya so guzer gya
Na gila kia,na khafa h0we, y0nhi raastay mai juda h0we
na tu be-wafa,na mai be-wafa, jo guzer gya so guzer gya
Woh ghazal ki aik kitaab tha,woh gulon mai aik gulaab tha
zara dair ka koi khuab tha, jo guzer gya so guzer gya
Mujhe pat-jharon ki kahaniyan,na suna suna ke udaas ker
tu khizan ka phool he muskura,jo guzer gya so guzer gya
Woh udas dhoop samait ker, kahin wadion mai uter chuka
usay ab na day mere dil sada,jo guzer gya so guzer gya
Yeh safar bhi kitna taweel he,yahan waqt bhi kitna qalil he
kahan laut ker koi aaye ga, jo guzer gya so guzer gya
Woh wafayain thi ke jafayain thin, yeh na soch kis ki khatayain thin
woh tera he us ko galay laga, jo guzer gya so guzer gya
Tujhe aitbaar-o yaqeen nahi, nahi dunya itni buri nahi
na malal ker mere saath aa, jo guzer gya so guzer gya..
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Hamari anaa ko gawara he na tha,
k mohabbat maang kar lete.....
Or un me itna zarf na tha,
k bin mangay luta dete....
Ik muddat tak is dil ki beqarariyan na gayi...
Har roz use khat likhte,har roz jala dete....
Khud ko uski mohabbat k qabil he na samjha warna....
Toot k usay aisa chahte k khud ko bhula dete.....
Kabhi aazma k dekhta uski khuwahishön ki khatir.....
Us k qadmon me bikher jate,uski rahon ko saja dete.
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Duniya ke bhare bazar mein.
Dukh bhi bikte hein or sukh bhi.
Mohabbat bhi or nafrat bhi.
Meine bhare bazar se Pyar ko chuna.
To mujhe rok kar kaha gaya.
Pyar ke sang aap ko.Aansu.Dukh.
Tanhai.Aahain.Dard.OrBebassi.
Ye sab bhi diya jaye ga.
Warna aap faqat Pyar nahi le kar ja sakte.
Mein Bhola,Naadan tha.
Meine Pyar ke sath ye sab cheezen le lein.
Aaj mere paas sab kuch hai faqat "PYAR" nahi.
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Dr-e-Qafs se prey jab saba Guzarti hay
Kisey khabar k Aseeron pe Kiya Guzarti hay,
Ta'alloqaat kbiIss Qadar Na Toooootey thay
K teri yaad b Dil Se khafaGuzarti hay,
Woh ab miley b to Milta hay issTarah jasay
Bujhay Charagh ko Chhooo kr Hawa Guzarti hay,
Yeh Ehl-e-Hijr ki Basti hai Ehtiyaat se chal
Museebaton ki yhn inteha Guzarti hay,
Nah Poooch apni Ana ki Baghawatain"wasim"
Dr-e-Qabool se bach kr dua Guzarti hai,
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Dil bethe tujhpe haar Piya,
Kr Tu b humse pyar Piya
Ab dard ka daman kon bane,
Hm barso sy bemar Piya
In galion mei kuch bhol gaye,
Dil roye zar-o-zar Piya
Q chup chup gum sum rehte ho,
Yeh pochein hmse yar Piya
Kch dil b bojhal bojhal he,
Kch yadon ka ambar Piya
Hm Tjhse hei naraz boht,
Yeh bhol gaye hr bar Piya
Kis hal mei he eb Dewana,
Aa dekh sar-e-bazar Piya
Ik khwab ajab sa dekha tha,
Hum us din sy bezar Piya..
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funny sms

Dedicatd 2 my All friends
Yaqin Pe Yaqin DiLate Hain Dost
Raah Chalte Ko Chotiya Banate Hain Dost
Pepsi BoL Kar KUPPI PiLate Hain Dost
PehLi Bar Zindgi Main TripLe Dikha Kar,
Life Ki First Muth Lagwate Hain Dost,
Roz Roz Ghar Mein Der Se Aane Par
Abba Se Gand Pittwate Hain Dost
Par Kuch B Kaho SaaLe Boht Yaad Aate Hain Dost
"KHUSH RAHO KANJRO"

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Do u know why spelling of women Starts with "W" ?
Bcoz All Questions in the world starts with "W"
What ?
Why ?
Who ?
When ?
Which ?
Where ?
Whom ?
&"Women"

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Doctor:Zor se sans lelambi sans
Aur lambi Achank awaz i?
Khatak
Dotr:Lagta h apki paslee fracture ho gai.
Lady: Kamenay meri Brazear ka hook toot gaya hy.

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Dont beleive in money.
Bcoz it gives Bed but not sleep,
It gives Books but not knowledge,
It gives Luxuries but not hapines
So Transfer it to My account;

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Dost:Truck dekh ker tum kaanpne Q lagte ho?
2nd dost: ek truck driver meri biwi ko le kar bhaag gya tha.
.Her baar lagta he jese usko wapis karne aaya he.

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Dr: Aap pagal kesey huwy?
Pagal: Kuch time pehly main ne aik bewa se shadi ki
us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi kr Li,
youn main apnay baap ka susar or meri biwi saas ban gai,
un k ghar beti hoi to wo meri behen hui keun k main us k baap ka beta houn
dosri tarf wo mari nawasi b hoi,
keun k main us ki nani shohar ka tha,
is tarha mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gia aur main apney betey ka bhanja aur...
Dr: bas kar saley mujhy b pagal karey ga.

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Dunya K 5 Mushkil Kaam
1).HATHI ko goud may uthana
2).ZARAFAY K ooper bethna
3).COcKROCH ko PYAR karna
4).MACHAR Ko kapray Pehnanaor
5).Apko bhool jana.

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Faqeer ny shaikh say kaha: 1 rupia dy do roti khani ha,
sheikh bola: 100 rupai doon ga pehlay yeh bata
1 rupia kee roti kahan say miltee ha?

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Garmiyan Agai Hain Apny Ser Pe Geela Aur Thanda Kapra Rakhna
Dimag Pr Suraj Ki Kiran Met Parny Daina
Kiun K BHOOSA Jaldi Aag Pakarta Hai

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Jab se aapko dekha hai,yaqin karen,
Raat,
Din.
Subha ,
Sham.
Sotay ,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.
Mera Hans hans k bura hal hai;)

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Questions sms

fill this and send bak to me
.1: your name?
2: your fav name?
3: your date of birth?
4: your best frnd?
5: your love?
6: what you think abt me?
7: your motive in life?
8: a single word abt me?
9: what 3 things u like most in me?
10: what 3 things u want to change in me?
11: you hate?
12: the place u ever want to go?
13: your dream?
14: the person u ever want to meet?
15: u wana marry?

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Chooze 1 no. then i will tell u k apko apni kis wish k poora hona ka shiddat sy intezar ha.....
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150...
Ans....!
141: Succesful profession
142: Shadi
143: Date wid ur lover
144: Nothing
145: Love in life
146: Rich
147: True lover
148: Childrens
149: Big man
150: Engagement.

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I-------YOU? ,khali jga me ap mere lye kia likho gy? in me se select kro,abi apkay dil ki bat ka pata chal jae ga.
111
222
333
444
555
666
777
888
999
000
Ans............

111=Hate u
.222=Kill u
.333=Miss u
.444=Meet u
555=kiss u.
666=Want u.
777= Wait u.
888= Hit u.
999= i love u
.000=LiKE u.

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1admi apni hr brthday pe ek rupiya jama krta hai
Jb wo 60vi brthday pe khzana torta hai tu us mei 15rupy hoty hain..Q??
Ans.......
29feb date of birth wala admi he,jo har 4saal bad birthday manata he,,
hr 4saal ka rupiya lagao,,jawab 15 aa jaey ga.


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Jo apko sb se zyada acha lgta hai us k naam ka last lafz likh kr bhejein then i wil tel u,
uski feelingz apke liye kia hain?
Itz very intresting.. reply


ANs............

A-Realy luvs u
B-Likes U C-Vry caring ab¤ut U D-v p¤ssesive abut u E-Big enemy ¤f U F-Always pray 4 U G-Vry rude
H-¤nly flirt wid u I-Hates U J-Wants 2 kil u K-vry sincrd L-Like u but n¤t sh¤wing M-never wana l¤¤se u N-CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT U
O-angry wid u P-just wants u Q-ignores u R-realy l¤v u n want u 2 mary S-waiting 4u T-pasing time U-want2purp¤se u V-vry respect u W-never want 2 gladen u X-vry em¤sti¤nal abt u Y-alwys mis u Z-l¤ving u be....

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Good morning sms

Dear Customer,Your remaining
Sleeping time Has expired.
SO Plz Leave ur bed
And get up.ANd
say t0 all
!G00D M0RNING !

Main Aisi Mohabbat Karti Hun

Sheren b nai,

lela b nai mai heer nai, azra b nai
wo qisa hy afsana hy
wo geet hy prem tarana hy
MAI zinda ik haqeqat hn
Mai juzba-e-ishq ki shidat hn
mai tmko dek k jeeti hn
mai hr pl tm pe merti hn
mai asi mhbt kerti hn
tm kaisi mhbt krty ho?
jb hath dua ko uthty hain
alfaz kahi kho jty hain
bus dehan tumhara rehta hai
or anso behty rehty hain
hr khowab tumhara pora ho
is Rub ki minat krti hn
mai aisi mhbt kerti hun
tm kaisi mhbt krty ho?
mjhy thundak raas nai ati
mjhy barish se khauf ata hai
pr jis din se malom hua
ye mosum tumko bhata hai
ab jb b sawan ata hai
barish me bhegti rehti hn
qatron me tmhi ko dhondti hn
bondon se tmhara pochti hn
mai aisi mhbt krti hn
tm kaisi mhbt krty ho?
tm jb b ghr pr aty ho
or sb se batein krty ho
mai aot se prdy ki janab
bus tmko dekhti rehti hn
ik tumko dekhna ki khatir
mai kitni pagal hoti hn
mai aisi mhbt krti hn
tm kaisi mhbt krty ho?
jb darwzy pr dustak ho
ya ghanti phone ki bajti ho
mai chorr k sub kuch bhagti hun
per tum ko gub n pati hun
g bhar k rony lagti hun
me aisi mohbat krti hun
tum kasi mobhat krty ho?
mehfil me jub jana ho
kaproon ka chonao krna ho
us rang pe dil aa jata hy
jo rang k tum ko bhata hy
me aisi mohbt krti hun
tum kasi mohbt krty ho?
Rozana apny college me
kisi or ka lecture sunty hoy
ya break k khali ganty me
sakheyun se baten kry hoy
mry dhayan me tum aa jaty ho
me me nai rahti phr jana
me tum me gum ho jati hun
bus khabon me kho ho jati hun
in ankhon me kho jati hun
me asi mohbt krti hun
tum kasi mohbt krty ho?
Jes chehry per b nazar pery
wo chera tum sa lagta hy
wo saam ho ya k dhoop smmay
sub kuch bhala sa lagta hy
jany ye kesa nasha hy
garmi ka tapta mosam b
jarray ka mahena lgata hy
me asi mohat krti hun
tum kasi mohbt krty ho?
Tum gub b saamny aty ho
me tum se sunna chati hun
aey kash kabi tum ye kah do
tum mujse mohbt krty ho
tum mujko behad chaty ho
lekin tum jany keu chup hoye
soch k dil ghabrata hy
aysa to nai hy na jana
sub mri nazar ka dhoka ho
tumne mujhe chaha he na ho
koi or he dil me rahta ho
me tumse pouchna chati hun
me tumse khana chati hun
lekin kuch pouch nhn sakti
mana k mohbt hy phr b
lab apny khool nhn sakti
khabon me bahot bolti hun
per samny chup hi rahti hun
me lerki hun kasy kah don
me kasi mohbt krti hun
me tumsd ye kasy pouchun
tum kasi mohat krty ho
me asi mohbt krti hun
tum kasi mohbt krty ho?
Wo Faiz ho Meer ho Ghalib ho
wo Asghar ho Jalib ho
wo Saif,Adeem ho Farhat ho
wo Sajid ho wo Amjid ho
sub mri faham se bala hy
kesa ye khel nirala hy
in sub ko ganton perti hun
me asi mobhat krti hun
tum kasi mohbt krty ho?
Sub kahty hen is dounia ka her rang tumhi se rosan hy
mry ishq k daro dewar hn sub
sub muj ko davi kahty hen
per muj ko aysa lgta hy
her rang tumhi pe jajta hy
tum na ho berang hun me
be ronak hy taswer mri
tum khawab meri taber mri
tum se hy juri taqder mri
jo khak tumhen choo jati hy
us mati pe me merti hun
me asi mohbat krti hun
tum kasi mohbt krty ho
jab hath doua ko othty hun
alfaz kahen kho jaty hen
or anso bahty rahty hen
her khawab tumhra pora ho
us rat ki minat krti hun
me asi mobht krti hun tum kasi mohbt krty ho?


~~ W@$IM ~~


ghazals

Safar may apne hessay ki musafat yad rehti hai*
Kaheen abad honay par b hejrat yad rehti hai.
Wo chahay dosti ho dushmani ho ya muhabat ho*
Yahan har hal may apni zarorat yad rehti hai.
Kisi sehra ko pyasa chor jata hai kabhi darya*
Kabhi pyasay ko darya ki sahawat yad rehti hai.
Ye sach hai pyar pehla he bassa rehta hai sanso may*
Ye sach hai umar bhar pehli muhabat yad rehti hai.
Wa§¡M
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Sakoon Naseeb Ho Sake Ga Tamam Umer Tujhko Kya
Meri Trha Tujhe Bhi Rato Ko Nend Aa Sake Ge Kya
DUshmani Mol Li Mene Zamane Se Teri Kahtir
Pr Sila Dia Tune Mujhe Meri Wafao Ka
Shikwa Tha Hmse Kisi Baat Pe Agar Tujhe Be-qadar
Ek Bar Kaha Hota To Khud Ko Badal Na jate Kya
Nhi He Prwa Agr USey Zara Bi Hmari Yaro
Nhi He Gham Agar Usey Koi To Hume Bi Kya
Naz Tha Tujhe Jaane Apni Kis Aada Pe Ey Bewafa
Ess Bhari Duniya Me Bus Tu Hee Haseen he Kya
Torr Gaya Pal Bhar Me Mujhse Kiye Ehd-o-Pimaan Wo
Koi Poochy Eyse Nibhaye Jate Hain Wady Wafa Ke Kya
kal Pehli Baar Honto Se Mere bad-Dua Nikal Hi Gaei
Ab Intizar he Bus Hame K Asar Wo Kr Jaey Gi Kya
Kbhi To Samjh Paey Ga Wo Tumhari Wafao Ko "Kaash"
Der Ko Apne Ab Bhi Isse Aas Pe khula Rekhty Ho Kya
Wa§¡M
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ghazals

Kafi arsa Beet gya"
Jany ab wo Kaisa hoga"
Wqt ki sari Krwi batein"
Chup chaap hi sehta hoga"
Ab b beegi barish mein Wo"
Bin chatri k chlta hoga"
Muj se bichry arsa beeta"
Ab wo kis se lrta hoga"
Acha tha jo sath hi rahty"
Bad mein us ne socha hoga"
Apny dil ki sari batein"
Khud sa khud hi kahta hoga...!
Wa§¡M
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Kya mila muhabbat sy,
Khuwab ki musafat sy,
Wisal ki tmazat sy,
Roz-o-shab ryazat sy,
Kya mila muhabbat sy,
Ek hijr ka sehra,
Ek sham yadon ki,
Ek thka huwa ansu,
Kya mila muhabbat sy,
Wa§¡M
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M0habbat Phir.! M0habbat Hai..!
Kabhi Dil Se Nahi Jati
Lakh0n Rung Hain Is Ke
Ajab Hi Dhang Hain Is Ke..
Kabhi Sehra Kabhi Darya
Kabhi Jugn00Kabhi Aans00..
Hazar0n R00p Rakhti Hai..
Badan Jhulsa Ke J0 Rakh De
Kabhi W0 Dh00p Lagti Hai..
Kabhi Ban Kar Yeh Ik Jugn00
Shab-E-Gham Ke Andher00n Mein
Dil0n k0 Aas Deti Hai..
Kabhi Manzil Kinare Par Sady00n Ke Musafir K0
Faqat Ik Piyaas Deti Hai..
M0habbat Phir M0habbat Hai.
Kabhi Dil Se Nahi Jati..
Wa§¡M


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Manzliain b us ki thi,rasta b us ka tha,
Ek main akela tha, qafla b us ka tha,
Sath sath chalne ki,soch b us ki thi,
Phir rasta badalne ka,faisla b us ka tha,
Aj kyun akela ho0n, yeh dil sawal karta hai,
Lo0g to usi k they,kya khuda b us ka tha???
Wa§¡M
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Rooh nikalny wali ho gi,
saans bikhrny wali hogi,
Phir daman zindagi ka chooty ga,
Dhaga saans ka bhe tooty ga,
Phir wapis hum na aaen gy.
Phir hum sy koi na roothy ga.
Phir ankhon mein Noor na ho ga,
Phir dil ghum sy choor na ho ga,
Us pal tum hum ko thaamo gy?
Hum sy dost apna mango gy,
Phir hum na kuch bhe bolen gy.
Ankhen bhe na kholen gy,
Us Pal tum ro do gy
,"HUM KO TUM KHO DO GAY'"
Wa§¡M
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Sab se chupa kar dard ko wo muskura diya,
Uski hansi ne tu aj mujh ko rula diya,
Lehjay se uth rahi thi ik dard ki dastan,
Chehra bata raha tha sub kch ganwa dya,
Awaz mai thehrao tha or ankhon mai nami thi,
Or keh rha tha k maine sb kch bhula dya,
Jany kia usko logon se thi shikaytain,
Tanhiyon k dais mai khud ko bsa dya,
Khud b wo humse bichr k adhora sa hogya,
Mjko b itny logon mai tanha bna dya.....
Wa§¡M
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Rat kat-ti rahi chand dhalta raha,
Aatish-e-hijar main koi jalta raha.
Ghar ki tanhayan dil ko dasti raheen,
koi bechain karwat badalta raha.
Aas -o-umeed ki shamma roshan rahi,
Ghar ki dehleez koi takta raha.
Raat bhar chandni gungunati rahi,
Raat bhar koi tanha sisakta raha.
Ashk palkoön pe aa k bikharte rahe,
Naam lab pe kissi ka larazta raha.
Aaj phir raat basar ho gai,
Aaj phir koi khud se ulajhta raha.
Wa§¡M
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Rukh-E-Shabab se Aanchal Jo Sarakte Dekha...,
Chand Aakash Ke Jhurmat Se Nikalte Dekha...,
Mujh Ko Mehsos Hua Dard-E-Judai Kya Hai...,
Main Ne Ek Phool Ko Tanhai Se Bikharte Dekha...,
Zindagi Kiya Hai Mere dost Tu Mujh Se Pooch...,
Main Ne Gulshan Ko Baharon Mein Ujarte dekha .
Wa§¡M
.......

ghazals

Ek Umar Sy Khwb0n Ka Nagar Jag Raha Ha¡
Rag Rag Me¡n Muhbat Ka Safar Jag Raha Ha¡
Ehsaas Ye H0ta Ha¡ Tery Hath0n K0 CHHO0 Kar
Barfely Smandar Me¡n Sharar Jag Raha Ha¡
K¡s K0 Ye Khabar Ha¡ K Karr¡ Rat Me¡n Tanha
B¡star Pe Ko¡ Khak Basar Jag Raha Ha¡
Ye Kon Tery Sath Ha¡ K Nend0n K Safar Me¡n
T0o S0ya Hua B Ha¡ Magar Jag Raha Ha¡
Takdeer Andheron Me¡n Kahen So¡ Hu¡ Ha¡
Hath0n Me¡n Lakeron Ka Safar Jag Raha Ha¡
Har S¡mat Muhbat Hy' Baharon Ka Smaa Ha¡
Har S¡mat Mery Ghum Ka Asar Jag Raha Ha¡
Ek Tum He Sulagty Nahi Is H¡JAR Me¡n Wa§¡M
Wo Shaks B Becha¡n Udhar Jag Raha Ha¡.
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Ek vehem Tha Dil Mein Shayad Kabhi Milo Tum
Kuch Dair Ruk Ke Pouch0n Beetey Dinoo Ka Mosam
Awaz Mein Ho Larzish Aankhoon Mein Ek Tajassus
Mazi Ka Koi Lamha Shayad Aatak Gaya Ho
Sab Bhool Ker Bhi Shayad Kuch Yaad Aagaya Ho
Phir Mein Tumhain Bataoon Apni Khushi Ki Bateen
Har Dukh Chupa Ke Dil Mein Aasudgi Ki Bateen
Wo Chand Choudwiin Ka, Taroon Bhari Wo Rateen
Pyaar Ka Tassauwur Aur Bandagi Ki Bateen
Woh Roz Roz Marna Aur Zindagi Ki Bateen
Tum Dukh Se Muskuraoo Aur Dheray Se Paas Aao
Sir Ko Jhuka Ke Apne Chup Chap Lout Jaoo
Phir Mein Bhi Muskuraoo Aur Dil ke Diyee Bhujaon
Lehraoon Apnay Je Main Ek Talk Si Haqeqat
Ek Khuwab Zindagi Ka Haan umer Bhar Jo Dekha
kabhi Hosaka Na Pora y0un Hi Reh Gaya Aadhora .
.Wa§¡M
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Ey jurme mohabat mujhe kuch to saza de,,
Jeney ki nahe deta to marney ki dua dy,,
Deta tha kari dhop main jo logon ko saya..
Ye kis ne kaha tujh se wo shajar he gira de,,
Agar tujh ko stata he mery ghar ka ujala..
Aa jaan e wafa aa k cheragon ko bujha de..
Han tujh se mohabat he,Faqat tujh se mohabat.
.Aesa b na ho k ye baat logon ko bata de..
Mehboob tery jesa to mana k nahe ho ga,,
Ashiq b zamany main koi mujh sa dekha de...!!
Wa§¡M
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Falsafa-e-Ishq Mein Paish Aaya Sawalon Ki Tarah,
Hum Paraishan B Rahe Apne Khayalon Ki Tarah,
Sheesha ghar Banate Rahe Zikr-e-Maseeha Ban Kar,
Or Hum Toot Gaye Kaanch K bertanon Ki Tarah,
Jab B Anjaam-e-Muhabbat Ne Pukaara Khud Ko,
Waqt Ne Paish Kiya Hum Ko Misaalon Ki Tarah,
Zikar Jab B Hoga Muhabbat Mein Tabaahi Ka,
Yaad Hum Aayein Ge Duniya Ko Hawaalon Ki Tarah..
Wa§¡M
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Har shaam dhaley is sahil pe, koi aik pardesi aata hey
jo gum sum betha rehta hey, yeh lehrain ginta jata hey
aur tha is si paa ker seene mian chand aansu roz bahata hey
weerane saath lata hey aur tanhayi saath lejata he
koi pooche us pardesi se kuch burey dil ki halat ke
Q phool rutoon mian chhup chhup ke yeh moti rait milata he
Q dair talak yeh sahil pe y0n khali haath hilata he ?
her shaam dhaley is sahil pe koi aik pardesi aata he ..
Wa§¡M
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Hawa thami thi zaroor lekin,
Wo sham jaise sisak rahi thi,
K zard patton ne aandhion se,
Ajeeb Qissa suna diya tha,
K jisko sun kar tamam patte,
Sisak rahe thay Biluk rahe thay,
Jane kis sanihe k ghum mein,
Shajar jaaron se ukhar rahe thay,
Bohat talasha tha hamne tumko,
Har aik rasta,Har aik wadi,
Har aik parbat,Har aik ghati,
Magar kahein se khabar na aai,
Ye keh k hamne dil ko tala,
Hawa thame gi to daikh lain gay,
Ham us k raston ko dhond lain gay,
Magar hamari ye khush khayali,
Jo ham ko barbad kar gai thi,
Hawa thami thi zaroor lekin,
Bari hi mudat guzar chuki thi,
Hamare balon k junglon mein,
Zindagi sisak rahi thi.
Wa§¡M
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Ho sake to karo khud men kashish paida,
Har kisi ko hasrat se dekha nahi karte,
Har shakhs nahi hota tareef k kabil,
Har kisi ko apne liye parkha nahi kartay,
Mujh ko pana hai to mujh main utar kar dekh,
Youn kinaron se samundar ko dekha nahi kartay,
Magror duniya kehti hai to kehne do,
Hum har kisi ko mur kar dekha nahi kartay,
Pal ki khushi ki khatir kisi k jism ka kurb mat mango,
Jise chho liya jaye use pooja nahi kartay.
Wa§¡M
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Ik khawab sarhane rkh do na,
Aj muj pe Enayat kr do na,
Khud ko kr k dewana sa,
Mera pyar amar tm kr do na,
Main pyaas mainn Dooba sehra hun,
Tm mujh ko smandr kr do na,
Main yun he phirta hu darbadar,
Tm khud ko manzil kr do na,
Koi khwab srhany rkh do na!
Wa§¡M
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K¡ya Karo Eht¡raam Sheeshay Ka,
Tumhara Chehra Ha¡ Ghulam Sheeshay Ka,
Sub Kham¡yan Khoob¡yan Ha¡n Bata Deta,
Kaun Samjhe Maqaam Sheeshay Ka,
K¡tne Haseeno K Hont Choomta Ha¡,
Saq¡ K Dar Pe Jaam Sheeshay Ka,
Sah¡b-E-Zar Ke Paas Pathar Ha¡n,
Mere Shehar Me¡n Nah¡ N¡zaam Sheeshay Ka,
Bhool Ker Bh¡ Paon K Neechay Na Rond Dena,
Bara Sakht Ha¡ Int¡kam Sheehay Ka,
Suno...Ek Thokar Se Toot Jaye Ga,
Mera...D¡L Ha¡ Tamaam Sheehay Ka...
Wa§¡M
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ghazals

Chal Chalte Hai Us Paar Sanam
Jaha Lehron ki Khamoshi Ho
Jaha Sanson Ki Madhoshi Ho
Jaha Jazbon Ki Behoshi Ho
Jaha Aankhon Sy Sargoshi Ho
Chal Chaltay Hai Us Paar Sanam
Ik Nai Aag Lgane Ko
Is Dil Ki Pyas Bujhane Ko
Ik DoOje mai Kho Jane Ko
or Ik Pal K Naam Ho Jane ko
Chal Chalte Hai Us Paar Sanam
Jaha Aasan Saari Raahei Hon,
Jaha Ik DoOje ki Baahei Hon
Jaha Labon Py Sard C Aahei Hon
Jaha Apni Aagosh Ki Panahei Hon
Chal Chalte Hai Us Paar Sanam.
wm

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Chalo mein bataon kia ho tum,
meray liye meri duniya ho tum,
chhu kar jo guzri woh hawa ho tum,
mein ne jo mangi woh dua ho tum,
karey mujh ko jo roshan woh diya ho tum,
kia mein ne mehsos woh ehsas ho tum,
meray honto ki piyas ho tum,
meri baahon ki aas ho tum,
meri nazar ki talash ho tum,
meri zamin ka akaash ho tum,
meray chehrey ki kashish ho tum,
meray sitaron ki gardish ho tum,
meri zindgi ka karaar ho tum,
mein ne jo chaha woh pyar ho tum.
Wa§¡M
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Dhoop Ho Chaoun Ho Tum Saath Nibhaaya Kerna,
Mere Chehre Pe Sada Palkon Ka Saya kerna.
Raah Dekhon Ga Tumhari,main hamesha hr dm,
Kabhi Jaldi to Kabhi Dair Se Aaya Kerna.
Daant Lena Sar-e-Mehfil Koi Baat Nahin,
Phir Akele Main Galay Laga K Manaya Kerna.
Jaan Jaon ga Main Khusboo Se Tumhari,,
Tum Ko, Tum Mairi Aankhon Ko peechay se Chupaya Kerna.
Jaagna Chaho To Raat Bhar Kerna Baaten,
Neend Aajae To Seenay Pe Sulaya Kerna.
Wa§¡M
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Dil K ufaq mein gumshuda sitara mil jaye,
Shab e gham mein Koi jeeny Ka ishara mil jaye,
Woh jo ik shakhs boht km mayassr hy aj Kall,
Aarzoo yeh hy K Kisi roz woh sara mil jaye,
Ain mumKin hy k tabeer b aiK jaisi ho,
Uss K Khwabon sy agr Khwaabhmara mil jaye,
Usay Kehna K mulaqat udhori thi wo,
Usay Kehna K Kbi Aa Krdobara mil jaye,
Nffa e zeest Ki Kb hum ny tmnna Ki hy,
Kya yeh Km hy Kmohbt ka Khasara mil jaye............!
........


Dost bi miltay hain,,
mehfil bi jami rehti hay..
To nahi hota to har shay main kami rehti hay...
Kuch dilon main kabi khiltay nahi chahat k gulab..
Kuch jazeero pay sada dhund jami rehti hay..
Tum bi pagal ho k us shakhs pay marte ho Faraz.
Aik duniya ki nazar jis pay jami rehti hay.
Wa§¡M
..........


Ameer-e-shehr kabi b sir nicha nhi krte.
Ana ka hm ksi b hal mein soda nhi krte.
Agr ghum hd se brh jy to ansu a he jate han.
Mgr hm apni ankhon ko kbi darya nahe krte.
Khushi k sare mosm dusron mein bant dete hain.
Fqat 1drd ki dolat ha jo banta nahe krte.
Hm ehle ishq ki fitrat se sare log waqif hain.
K hm kuch kr guzrte han magr socha nahi krte.
Kren ge tm se hm trqe taaluq ye kese mumkin hai.
K hm to dushmnon ka sath b chora nahi kerte.
WM
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Charha Hua Tha Jo Darya..
Utar Gya Kb Ka,Tmhara Chahny Wala..
To Mar Gya Kb Ka,Na Meri Rooh Meri Hai..
Na Mera Jism Mera,Tera Wajood To Muj Main.
.Utar Gya Kb Ka,
Wo 1 Shakhs Jo Sbko Smbhaly Rkhta Tha,
Tmhein Khabr Hi Nae Hai..Bikhr Gya Kb Ka,
To Jis K Wadoon Ko Dil Se Lgye Betha Hai,
Wo Apni Baat Se Pyary..Mukr Gya Kb Ka,
Wassi Main Ishq Mein..Roo B Chuka Mar B Chuka,
Hadod-e-Jism Se Main To..Guzr Gya Kb Ka...!
Wa§¡M
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Dekh kar tanha mujh se pucha BAHARON ne~,
Kahan gaya TERA woh Hum safar~,~,
Tujhe to bara naaz tha uss par~,~,
Ye dekh kar mai chup raha~,~,
Maghar mere aansuon ne jawab diya~,~,
Milna KISMAT se bicharna NASEEB tha~,~,
Woh mujhse itna dur hogaya,~,~,
Jitna woh mere kareeb tha,
Wa§¡M
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Dhondtey Thay Aap Se Milne K Bahaney Kitney,
Juda Reh Kar B Rahay Beganay Kitney,
Hum Ne To Payar ka iK Pegham Hi Dya Tha Lekin
Logon Ne Bana Liyey Afsaney Kitny,
DiL FAQAT iK Mazaar Pe Sajda raiz Raha,
Sar Utha Kar Dekha To Beet Gaye Zamany Kitney,
Jab B Mila Zindagi Main Faraib Hi MiLa,
Hum Khud ko Smajtay Rahey Sayany Kitney,
Jab Sulagte Raston Par Qadam Rakha To Maloom Para " FARAZ ",
Pata Ni Yehan or b Hain Dewaany Kitne.
Wa§¡M
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Dhondtey Thay Aap Se Milne K Bahaney Kitney,
Juda Reh Kar B Rahay Beganay Kitney,
Hum Ne To Payar ka iK Pegham Hi Dya Tha Lekin
Logon Ne Bana Liyey Afsaney Kitny,
DiL FAQAT iK Mazaar Pe Sajda raiz Raha,
Sar Utha Kar Dekha To Beet Gaye Zamany Kitney,
Jab B Mila Zindagi Main Faraib Hi MiLa,
Hum Khud ko Smajtay Rahey Sayany Kitney,
Jab Sulagte Raston Par Qadam Rakha To Maloom Para " FARAZ ",
Pata Ni Yehan or b Hain Dewaany Kitne.
Wa§¡M
...........

Jun 19, 2009

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie





Angelina Jolie :------------

born on 4th June 1975 at Los Angeles in California has won one Oscar and three Golden Globes. Her father Jon Voight won the Oscar award when she was two years old. Marcheline Bertrand her mother had by then moved away from him along with Angelina Jolie and her brother James. Unlike most Hollywood stars that appear cool and professional concealing their nasty secrets Angelina Jolie is feels free to disclose her pleasures and pains.

Childhood: --------

In New York, Jolie had a happy childhood collecting snakes and lizards. She named her pets the lizard as Vladimir and the snake as Harry Dean Stanton. As a young main she started her shrewd activities at school. She was the member of the Kissy Girls group that hunted boys and kissed them till they screamed. Although at the age of seven she appeared in the film Lookin’ to Get Out, her inspiration to be a film star, she says was because of their frequent visit to theaters with their mother.

Angelina then decided to enroll at the Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute, which trained her for two years. Although she had her cinematic ambitions, she was aloof among the good looking, pampered children. She was mercilessly teased for being so painfully skinny and wearing weird cloths. She was unsuccessful in her modeling career and this battered her confidence further more. This made her feel like a muppet and she started hating herself and felt absolutely worthless. Because of this she dropped out of acting classes and began to engage in active self loathing along with her punk boyfriend.

The Break Through:-----

Now her long desired acting career began with her first role as German dominatrix. She also appeared in Dreams Come Through and latter in the Ads for Lenny Kravitz, Lemonheads and the Rolling Stones. However, her confidence often plummeted. Although she appeared in a few movies, her proper career in film industry started in 1993 with the movie Cyborg 2. Next was her hit movie Hacker during which she met her future husband Jonny Lee Miller. By then her sexual charisma began to be noticed. She began to expose more of her private life with Miller to the press.Her way of expressing her feelings won her a Golden Globe and an Emmy nomination for the biopic George Wallace. A prize, she won for the second consecutive year for another biopic Gia Carangi, a lesbian supermodel. She was in the new for her notoriously candid quotes and her confession of bi-sexuality with Jenny Shimizu.

Top Star:-----

With the comic drama Pushing Tin, Thornton who was 15 years senior to her became her lover. The pair was noted for their salacious quotes. By this time with the famous Girl Interrupted Jolie had become a great star. It is this film that won her the much sort after Oscar award. Then she continued to star in The Bone Collector, Gone in 60 Seconds, and finally the big one ‘Tomb Raider’, for which she had to master British accent, upper class manners, kick boxing, yoga, car racing and dog-sledding.

The Good Heart:-----

In 2001 she adopted a Cambodian boy named Maddox. She pledged $ 5 million to the wildlife sanctuary in Cambodia. She had a great sympathy for poverty stricken nations because of which she was made a Good Will Ambassador for United Nations. She was also made an Honorary Citizen of Cambodia in 2004.

Spring of Life:-----

This is when she ended her three-year old relationship with Thornton. The couple officially separated in May 2002. She had a list of films to her credit, such as Shark Tale, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, and The Fever. Along with Brad Pitt, she starred the movie Mr and Mrs Smith. Although Jolie’s femme fatale was well understood by the media, the couple remained tight-lipped for almost a year. After Pitt’s official divorce from Aniston in 2005, the couple decided to have a child of their own by the end of May 2006. Of the trio, she seems to be happy with Brad Pitt. With the release of a couple of movies, such as the Good Shepherd and the Beowulf, she still is open about her pleasures and pains.

Pathan and Sardar sms joke

1 pathan na 1 lerki ko perpose kiya
Lerki: ma tm sa 1 sal bari hu
Pathan: koi bat nae baji hum tm sa agle sal shadi kry ga .

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1 Sardar kafi arsay bad apnay Watan gya aur matti utha k bola:
Hun apny wattan di mitti di kashbo o nai rai
2nd Sardar: pa g tusi mitti nai tatti chuk lai ay.

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2 srdar station ponchy!
Ticket ly rahy thy k train chl pri dono train k pichy bhagy
1 srdar kamiab ho gya,
logo ny bri tarif ki vah srdar g aap ny bri himt kisrdar hampty hua bola train rukvao!
log: ab kya hua?
Srdar pryshan ho kr:
main ty dusry nu train ty chran aya c.

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3 SARDARS Were Going On A Motorcycle,
Policeman Gives Hand To Stop,
Sardar Shouted Oye Pagal Pahle Hee 3 Baithe Hain Tu Kahan Baithe Ga..;-)

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rude sms

1 Soraakh Mein 9 Soraakh Kis Tarha Daalo Ge.?
Think.......
Thinking..
ANSWER
IsVery Simple Apni Gaand Mein BAANSRI Le Lo..
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A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket.. ;->

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Agar ap ki tangön k darmian mein 2 tattay hain to ap man ho
Agar 4 tattay hain to yeh na samajhna k ap super man ho balkah...
koi ap ki Gand mar raha ha.

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Aik sardar girls hostel ke bahar muth marte pakra gaya
Security oficer:Wht r u doing?
Sardar replied i m fucking my girlfriend via Bluetooth.

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Aisa karo ge to kon aayega,
Jitna jhuko ge utna andar jayega,
Phir teri gand se khoon bahar aayega,
Phir ambulance ko bulaya jayega,
Phir jinah hospital le jaya jayega,
Wahan har doctor teri khoob bajayega,
Phir tu kehna bhool jayega,
Aisa karoge to kon aayega*

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An elephant 2 camel:Tumharay boobs kamar per kyun lagay hotay hain?
Camel:Lo batao pooch bhe wo raha hai jis ka lun moo per laga hua hai!

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Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he

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Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chudwanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain........!

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Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.

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Boy to girl: kya chiz hai jo tum kar sakti ho lekin hum nahi
girl: hum tumhare lund ki lambai naap sakte hain,
Lekin tum hamari choot ki gehrai nahi,,.

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Boy: janu 'Viagra' ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe chodna hy k khodna hy!!

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Buhat Jald
Star Plus Pe New Sex Serials
Kahani Bistar Ki
Kabhi Condom Bhi Phata Hoga
Kasoti Bra Panty Ki
Kabhi To Khara Hoga
Woh Rehnay Wali Chaklon Ki.
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funny sms

Chinese lady pakistani lady se; mere husband ka chalte chalte intiqal ho gaya!
pakistani lady:
bas behan, china ki cheezon ka yehi msla hai:-

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Bush:Meri sister ko beta howa hay
Zardari:Mubark ho
Bush:Magar afsoos
Zardari: Q ?
Bush:Baap ka pata nahi
Zardari: Koi baat nahi
Pakistan pe ilzam laga do.

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Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I knw her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: V were caught sleeping 2gethr
Boy1: Wat da hel?
Boy2: during lecture In Math class.

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Boss 2 Secrtry: 4 a week v'll go abroad.
She cals husb: 4 a week I & boss r going abroad
.Husb cals GF: Wife going. Lets enjoy.
GF cals her student: 4 a week u r free.
Litle boy cals grandpa: Im free.
Grandpa(boss) cals Secy:Tour Canceld.
Im wid my grandson dis week.
Secy cals husb: Tour canceld
Husb cals GF:Wife not going
GF cals boy: Dis week ur class as usual
Boy cals g pa: Sory I ve 2 atnd my class.
G pa cals Secy:V r going abroad.2 b c0ntinue...:-D

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A cute !£OvE $TöRY!
There was a husband who daily snt his wife a rose'
wen evr he was out of town'
1 day he died..
still his wife recvd a Rose Everyday

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50 saal ka admi larki dekhne gaya
larki ki maa behosh ho gaihosh aya,
waja puchi ?
boli : 25 saal pehle ye mujhe b dekhne aya tah.

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5 reasons y u & me r frnds ?
1..........
2...........
3..........
4.........
.5............
Thapar prega zor se agr
kabi reason dhund ne ki koshish ki..
True friendship has no reason.

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1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.

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1Aadmi qabr par baitha tha.
Musafir ne pucha: dar nahi lagta?
Aadmi: darne ki kya baat hai..?.
Andar garmi lag rahi thi Tou bahar aagya.

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0nce der ws a pukha kutta.
He ws vry pukha.
He phiring loor loor.
He dekhya the sh0p of Qasai
He chuking one boti frm der,
nd nas gya.
Jb he guzra frm naalay alay pul to.
He saw aik hor kutta.
He became vry shoda.
His soch ws vry kutiyan aali.
He phonkia on him nd His apni v boti dig gayee.
MORAL:jo dujyan nal kutay aali krda a,
ona nal v kutay aali hondi a:-)

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"Ufone" Paish krta he 12 annay package apny un "Jazz"
Sarfeen k liye jinho ny 1st september 2008 sy apni "Telenor"
sim istimal nahi ki, ab woh "Warid"
ka 100 wala card charge karen aur Sub keh den...
Mazeed tafsilaat k liye apne "Ptcl" se dial karien
090000000 Ye offer mehmood ki biwi ki eiddat tak he.z

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"America se sheikh women ki dead body us k bety ne pakistan bheji.
Jis k sath letter tha k ama ki dead body ap ko mil gai ho gi,
ama ne jo kpron k nechy 2 shirts pehni hain wo bhaio k lye,
jo 5 socks k jory pehny ha wo sab k lye,
ama k srhany k nechy jo choclates ha wo choty k lye,
ama k balon ma jo ponyan ha wo choti k ley ha
aur agr ksi aur cheez ki zroort hui to jldi bta dena abba ki bi halt khrab hai..:-D

ghazals

"Ek muddat ki Mohabbat ki saza do mujhko
Chahat ka taqaza he k bhula do mujhko
Bewafa keh k mujhe ISHQ me'n ruswa na karo
Kon kehta he k Mohabbat ka SILA do mujhko
Lab pe Shikwe he'n na Shikayat DIL me'n
Mohabbat thi kabhi uski Saza do mujhko
Zindagi kese kate gi mujhe Maloom nahi
Kaash Dil se kabhi Marne ki DUA do mujhko....!

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"Muhabbton main agar koi rasm-o-rah na ho,
Sakoon tabah na ho zindgi gunah na ho..........,
Kuch aitdal hi lazim hai dil lagi k liye,
Kisi se pyar agar ho to be panah na ho........,
Is ihteyat se tere sath chalta hun,
Teri nigah k aagey meri nigah na ho.......,
Mera wajood hai sachayon ka ayena,
Ye aur bat hai k mera koi gawah na ho..

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~ AanKHein ~Dil Ki Batain, Bata Deti Hain ,
Aankhen ... Dil Ki Batain , Bata Deti Hain ,
Aankhen , Dharkanon Ko Jaga Deti Hain,
Aankhen , Dil Pe Chalta Nahi Jadoo,
Cheroon Ka Kabhi , Dil Ko Tu , Deewana Bana Deti Hain ,
Aankhen, Woh Hum Se Baat Nahi Karte ,
Tu Na Kare , Haal Sara Unke Dil Ka , Suna Deti Hain Aankhen,
Gham Sada Rehta Nahi , Aadmi Ke Saath, Ashk Bana Kar ,
Chalka Deti Hain Aankhen, Aata Hai Jab Dor - E - Jawani ,
Tu Ae Dosto, Sunder Sapne Zehan Mein ,Basa Deti Hain Aankhen,
Mana Ke Neend Aati Hai , Aankhon Hi Ke Raste ,
Magar Kabhi Kabar ,Neend ,Ura Deti Hain Aankhen,
§aqi Shukar Hai , Khuda Ne Ata Ki , Aankhon Ki Neamat Humain,
Dard -O-Gham ,Sare Dil Ke , Chupa Deti Hain Aankhen.
Wa§¡M

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Laakh pinjray ki shab-o-roz hifazat krtey,
Panchhi urr jatay agr hum na mohabbat krtey,
Qaaflay raah mn qadmon k nishaan chhorr gye,
Kaash khusbhu ki trah dard bi hijrat krte,
Wo jo jazbaat ki hurmat se he na'waqif hain,
Kaise mumkin tha k wo piyar ki izzat krte,
Mil bi skti thi hamein us ki rafaqat lakin,
Hum bharay shehar mn kis kis se adaavat krte . . .

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Aankhon me Aansuon ki Haqiqt na puchta,
Ay kash mujse wo meri Halat na puchta,
Ab maine us se usko Talab kar lia to kya,
Wo b to mujse meri Zarurt na puchta,
wo mujko Aazmata kisi or tarha se,
Kitni hai mujko us se Mohabat na puchta,
Faraz agar wo jan jata Dil k Muamly,
Tujse kabi b Waja e Muhabat na puchta..
Wa§¡M

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Adaa nazrain churanay ki kahan se seekh li tum ne..?
Ye aadat rooth janay ki kahan se seekh li tum ne..?
Bharosa tha Tumhain Mujh par mukamal aaj se pehlay
Riwayat azmanay ki kahan se seekh li Tum ne..?
MHBT k ilawa kuch nhi tha Teri aankhon myn
Ye nafrat ab zamanay ki kahan se seekh li Tum ne..?
Mere maasoom Dost Tu zara itna bata Mujh ko
Mahaarat D!L dukhanay ki kahan se seekh li TUM ne...???

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Aisa karo ge to kon aayega,
Jitna jhuko ge utna andar jayega,
Phir teri gand se khoon bahar aayega,
Phir ambulance ko bulaya jayega,
Phir jinah hospital le jaya jayega,
Wahan har doctor teri khoob bajayega,
Phir tu kehna bhool jayega,
Aisa karoge to kon aayega*

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Ansuo sham ki palkon pe Larazte rehna
Doob jaey jo ye manzar to braste rehna
Uski adat wohi hr bat adhori krna
Or phir bat ka mafhum badalte rehna
Aag se sekh lia hy ye Qarina hum ne
Bujh b jana to bari der sulagte rehna
Jane kis umr me jaye gi ye adat uski
Roothna khud se to oron se ulajthe rehna.
Wa§¡M

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Apne ahsaas se chhuu kar mujhe sandal kar do
mein ke sadiyon se adhoora hoon mukammal kar do..
na tumhain hosh rahe aur na mujhe hosh rahe
iss qadar toot ke chaho mujhe pagal kar do..
tum hatheli ko mere pyaar ki mahendi se rango
apni ankhon mein mere naam ka kajal kar do..
iss ke saaye mein mere khwaab dahnak uthhenge
mere chehre pe chamakta hua aanchal kar do..
dhoop hi dhoop hoon mein toot ke barso mujh par
iss qadar barso meri rooh mein jal thhal kar do..
jaise sehraoon mein har shaam hawa chalti hai
iss tarah mujh mein chalo aur mujhe thal kar do..
tum chhupa lo mera dil aut mein apne dil ki
aur mujhe meri nigaahon se bhi ojhal kar do..
masla hoon to nigaahein na churao mujh se
apni chahat se tawajjo se mujhe hal kar do..
apne gham se kaho har waqt mere saath rahe
aik ahsaan karo iss ko musalsal kar do..
mujh pe chha jao kisi aag ki soorat jaanan
aur meri zaat ko sukhaa hua jungal kar .

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BATAO TUMHAIN KYA MILA!
Rishta wafa ka jor karPhir Dil hamara tor kar
Yun tanha hamain chor kar..
BATAO TUMHAIN KYA MILA!
Pehlay hamain pakar kar
Apnay Dil main utaar kar
Phir nafrat ka teer maar kar
Ham se ankhain chaar kar k..
Dil be'qrar kar k..
BATAO TUMHAIN KYA MILA!
Hamhain majbor kar kA
pno se door kar k
Zakhmon se choor kar k..
BATAO TUMHAIN KYA MILA...!

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Bebasi jurm hai hausala jurm hai
zindgi teri ek ek adaa jurm hai
ay sanam tere baare mein kuch sooch kar
apnay baare mein kuch soochna jurm hai
yaad rakhna tuje meraa ek jurm thaa
bhool jana tujay doosra jurm hai
kaya sitam hai kay teray haseen shehar mein
har taraf gaur say dekhna jurm hai.Wa§¡M

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Benaam sa yeh dard tehr kyun nahi jata
jo beet gaya hy woh guzar kyun nAhi jata
Sab kuch to hy kya dhondti rehti hain nighayen
kya baat hy me waqt pay ghar kyun nahi jata
Woh aik he chehra to nahi sarey jahan main
jo door hy woh dil say utar kyun nahi jata
Mein apni he uljhi hovi rahoon ka tamashaa
jatey hain jidher sab me udhar kyun nahi jata
Woh naam woh chehra woh badan hy jo raatoon me
woh khuwab he hay agar to bikhar kyun nahi jata.!!!
Wa§¡M

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Bht Dino Baad ...
us kay Khat K Audas Lafzon Ne
us ke Chahat K Zaiqon Ki Tamam Khushbu
Meri Ragoon Mein Unndale Di Hy !!!
Bht Dino Baad ...
us ke Baatain us ke Mulaqat Se Dehakti Raatain
us kay Mehaktay Maheen Lafzon Ki Aabsharain
Bht Dino Baad Phir Se Mujko Rulaa Gai Hein ...
Bht Dino Baad ...
Meine Socha To Yaad Aya K Mere Andar Ki Raakh K Dhair Par
Abi Tak us ky Zamanay Likhay Huay Hein
Sabi Fasanay Likhay Huay Hein !!!
Bht Dino Baad ...
Meine Socha To Yaad Aya K Mein B Kitna Badal Gaya Hun
Bichar K us say Kaee Lakeeron Mein Dhall Gya Hun
Mein Apne Cigrette K Be-Irada Dhuwain Ki Surat
Hawa Mein Tehleel Hogya Hun !!!
K Mein To us ke Talaash K Be-Kinara Sehra Mein
Vahem K Be-Amaan Bagoloon K War Seh Kr
Udas Reh KrNa Janay Kis Rah Mein Kho Gya Hun ?
Bichar K us say use ke Tara Kya Bataoon Mein B ...
Na Janay Kis Kis Ka Ho Gya Hun ??
Bht Dino Baad ...
Meine Socha ....
To Yaad Aya !!!Wa§¡M
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Bura Na Maan Agr Tujh Ko Pyar Krta Hoon,
Gunah Kon Sa Aisa Main Yar Krta Hoon,
Meri Khataon Main Meri Samajh Ka Nhi Koi Dakhal,
Main Jo Bhi Krta Hoon Be-Ikhtyar Krta Hoon,
Tu Kitny Pyar K Qabil Hai Kya Khabar Mujh Ko,
K Main To Jitna Bhi Mumkin Hai Pyar Krta Hoon,
Woh Ghair Ho Ya Sajan Koi Ho Mgr Us Sy,
Main Tera Tazkra Deewana Waar Krta Hoon,
KHUDA Ki Duniya Sy Itni Mohabbat Nhi Hai Shayad,
KHUDA K Bandy Ko Main Jitna Pyar Krta Hoon..
Wa§¡M
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Chasm-e-saqi ne ye kia khel racha rakha hy
koi "zahid" koi maikhar bana rakha hy
Jo phansa phir na kabhi usny rehai mangi
Teri zulfon ne ajab jaal bicha rakha hy
Husan ho ishq ho dono ka asar yaksaan hy
Cheez hy aik magar naam juda rakha hy
Rukh pe lehrati hen kabhi shanon se ulajh parti hen
Tu ne zulfon ko bohat sar pay charha rakha hy
Teri makhmour nigahon se hy ronak sari
Warna saqi tere maikhaney main kiya rakha hy..
Wa§¡M

Questions sms

: FRIEND v/s LOVE *~??
~*~Mohabbat Ki Nishani Taj Mehal Hai
To Aap K Khyal Maen Dosti Ki Nishani Kiya Honi Chahye.?
Reply Must.

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1.Zindage ne kya nhi dia?
Ans:
2.Kis k liye jan dy skty ho?
Ans:
3.Aim in life?
Ans:
4.Ur love?
Ans.
5.Kis ne impress kia?
Ans:
..................Reply is must.

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Pathan and Sardar sms joke

Agar karachi me pathan na hon to?
Ghar sihfting ki mazdori ko krey ga?
Kon khadey kohde ga?
Chat pr black or bajri kon carhaey ga?
Garmi me gola ganda or sardi me mongphalei ko bechey ga?
Cohkidari ko krey ga?
Tandor pe rotiyan kon lgaaey ga?
Phr Sahkarqandi ghar pr ubalni prey gi?
Altaf bahi ko samjaho logon.
Wrna se sub kaam Mahajaroon ko krne preyn ge.

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Pathan ne apni bhabi ko qatal kr dia.
Q?
Wo apny dost k pas betha tha.
Dost ki b.v ka fone aaya.
Pathan ne pocha:kiska fone tha?
Dost:tmhari bhabi ka.

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funny sms

1 Khudkush Hamla Aawar Taliban k pas gya
Sir Jee!Bomb May Barood Thora Kam Dala Karen
Last Time Humara Aadmi Jannat Se B Aagay Nikal Gaya Tha..!!

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1 larki ne apni frnd se pocha tumhara shohar dosri shadi kr rha hy tujhe koi etraz nhi?
frnd:nhi mujhe pata hy wo china ki hy zyada se zyada 1 saal chly gi.
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Aamir khan ki film "Ghajini"
dekh k Adnan Sami ne faisla kia hai k
wo b ek film banaye gay
aur us film ka naam hoga
"WAZNI".;-)

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Zaheen lrka + zaheen lrki = DOSTI
bewakof lrka + zahen lrki = Love
zahen lrka + bawakuf lrki = Dates
bewakuf lrka + bawakuf lrki=???...Love Marriage.

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2 khusry baten krte hua ja rahe thy achanak 1 gir gya.
Or zor zor se rone lga dusre ne tasali de kr kaha
uth abdul razia himat se kam ly mard bn mari behan.

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Punjabi sms

"BABA""WARIS SHAH"
Eithy kinu maan wafawan da,
Te kinu naaz adawan da,
Asi peely pattay darakhtan day,
Sanu rehnda khof hawawan da.......!



rude sms

"Advance sorry"Question.
Condom Aur TUM
Main kiya farq hai ?
.Answer.Koi nahin,
Dono Lun pe charte hain.again sorry

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1 larki 2sri larki se,
kya kbi tum kisi bat se preshan hui ho?
larki han,2sri larki, kon si bat pe,
Lrkì 1 din jang k doran me ghar me akeli thi k 1 foji aya
kuch nhi bola aram se apne kapre utare or phr
mere b kapre utare or muje chod k khamoshi se chala gaya,
me ab tak heran hun akher wo chahta kya tha.
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2 Lady Police ASI's were Going with their Dog1 says 2 the Other,
Mera Underwear Police station me reh gaya he
Her Friend:Kuttay ko Apni Phhudi do ye Le aai ga.
Kuttay ko Sungaya aur Kutta Thanay ki taraf Bhaag gaya
15 min baad Kutta Wapis aaya to US k Moo me SHO ka Lun tha....

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4 Cheezan Jinna da koi jorr nai.
1. Nendar Phattay di..
2. Jawani Kattay di..
3. Kamaai Sattay di..
Te
Te
Te
Te
4. Kharish Tattay di.

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A Man Jumps on His Bed & Starts sex
Lady on the Bed Says"Ji Jaa Ji..
Me apki Biwi Nai Sali Hon Radha
"MAN: Ab Kahan Ki Radha Jab chala Gya Aadha".:-D

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Aap ko meri taraf se
Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se.
Or mere area walo ki taraf se,
.Or 16 caror pakistanio ki taraf se
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Lun"

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An eye-opening poem
"DUNYA"
Ye dunya kesi duniya hai?
Jahan ek tarasta khanay ko,
aur dooja bund maranay ko
Ek ladla papa jaani ka,
Aur dooja kuss marani ka
Ek nanga hai majboori se,
to dooja hai mazdoori se
Ek ka abba nau do gyara,
Ek k abbay pooray baara
Ek ki bivi sexy hai
aur doojay ki bv taxy hai
Ek k ghar may kutta hai,
dooja ghar mein kutta hai
Ek k daant may keera hai,
doojay ki gaand may keera hai
Ye dunya kaisi dunya he...?

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BAD & WORST SITUATIONS:
BAD: When your children found ur last night used condom....
WORST: When they insist u to blow this balloon...

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Questions sms

"Aesi Konsi Baat Hai Jo Agar Koi Mere Barey Me Kahey To Aap Kabhi Nahi Maney Gy"
Send It To Your Friends But Reply Me First. Iam Waiting!
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1 Sawal Aap k Lye?
Agr apko ap k Lover k hath Pe kuch likhne ka moqa mile to ap kya likhogaey?
Sb ko bhejo or dekho kya Jawab milta hay par reply me 1st...

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Aap k Nazdeek
L0VE is ____
LIFE is ____
FAMILY is ____
FRENDSHIP is ____
ENJ0YMENT is ____
BEAUTY is ____
MUSIC is____
ME is____
PLZ fill it n send it back.

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Agar me apsy hamesha k lye dur ja rhy hun to ap k last alfaz kya hungy?Choose any on num.
.1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10..
Ans:---------------
1.mat jao na plz
.2.jaldi dafa ho.
3.mar jana par wapis mat ana.
4.kya mery begair rehlogy
5.bus itna pyar tha mujhsy.
6.i can't live without u.
7.shukar bala tali.
8.agr tm gaye to me mar jaonge.
9.itni dair q laga rahy ho.
10.ja kr daikho tangen tor dunge.

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English sms and Quotes

"MY WAY OF LIFE""
People laugh at me becoz i am different"
"And i laugh at them becoz they r all the same"
"Thats called...'ATTITUDE'.. LIVE IT! ;)

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'If you don't like any rule,
just follow it,
reach the top
and change the rule'

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My Favourite

10 BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE:

1. Giving the 1st month salary to your parents with care.
2.
Thinking your love with tears.
3. Looking old photos & smiling.
4.Thinking your past school and college days.
5. A sweet & emotional chat with friends.
6. Finding money in old dress when needed.
7. Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
8. Getting a hug from one who cares you.
9. 1st kiss to your child when he /she born.
10. The moments when your eyes are filled with tearz after a big laugh.


Wish You All...Such Great MeMoRieS..!

ghazals

!..Tabhi to mae mohabat ka "Hawalati" nhi hota,
Yahan apnay siwa koi "Mulakati" nhi hota,
Or ab is bat pr b muJh se mery Yaar ulajte han,
K ma hr bat sun leta hun "Jazbati" nhi hota,
Griftar-e-wfa! Rony ka koi ak mosam rakh,
Jo nala roz beh nikly wo "Barsati" nahi hota,
Tujhe dil me Jaga di hai nazar se dor kia krte,
Jo mrkaz me thehar Jaye "Mazafati" nahi hota,
Bichrne ka irada ho to muJhse Mashwra krna,
Mohabat me koi b faisla "Zaati" nhi hota...!
Wa§¡M

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......Wo Husn-e-Mujassim Kamaal Us Ki Aankhen,
Sarapa-e-Muhabat Jamaal Us Ki Aankhen,
Main Jeb B Koi Sawaal Us Se Poochon,
Mujhey Roz Deti Hain Taal Us Ki Aankhen,
Jo Baichey To 2no Jahan Dey Kr Ley Lon,
Wo Chehra Wo Zulfen Wo Gaal Us Ki Aankhen,
Agr Koi Poochey K Dunya Main Kya Hai,
Zamana Dey Ga Misaal Us Ki Aankhen.
Wa§¡M

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Badan Mein Rang Bharta Ha Tmhara*Chand Sa* *Chehra*
Mujhe Bechain Karta Ha Tmhara*Chand Sa* *Chehra*
Esi Ehsas Ka Nasha Liye Phirta Ha Dunia Mein
MERI Khater Sanwarta Ha TMHARA*Chand Sa* *Chehra*
Mujhe Ye Chandni Raten Bohat Bekaif Lagti Hain
Jab Ankhon Mein Ubharta Ha Tmhara*CHand Sa* *Chehra*
Koi Chehra Meri Ankhon Ko Khaira Nahi Kar Sakta
Mujhe Madhosh Karta ha Tmhara *Chand Sa* *Chehra*

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Abhi soraj nhi dooba"
zara si SHAM hony do"
Main khud hi loat jaonga"
Mujhy NAKAM hony do"
Mujhy badnam krny k"
BAHANY dhund rhy ho Q"
Main khud hojaunga BadNam"
Pehly Naam Hony Do"
Abhi mujko nhi krna hy atiraf-e-SHIKAST
Me sb taslem krlunga"
Ye Charcha AAM Hony Do"
Meri HASTI nhi anmol"
Phr b bik Nhi skta"
Wafain bech lena par"
Zara NELAAM hony do"
Naye aghaz my hi"
Hosla Q tor bethy ho"
Jeet jaogy tm SB KUCH"
zara anjam hony do"
Wa§¡M

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Aey Chaara'Gar-e-shauq koi aisi dawa day,
Jo dil se har ghair ki chahat ko bhula day..
Bus dekh liya duniya k rishton ka tmasha,
Makhlooq se umeed k sabk
hm guzre waqt kimizaan ho kr reh gya...
Rut ne mere charon tarf khenche
Hisar_e_bam_o_der,,,Ye shaher phir mere liye
zindaan ho kr reh gya...
Kuch a,kuch chupa kar bhi bta daina,
Ye soch ke Jab bhi Main muskurata hun,
tum akser yad aatyho,
Tum akser yaad aaty ho.....

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Ab raftgaa'n ki yaad ka kuch tou pata b dy!
Aye shaam dukh diya hY tou hosla b dy
Chubtay hain ab tou askh b reh reh k ankh mein
Mooj-e-hawaye shab yeh chiraghaa'n bujha b dy
Mujko tou harf-e-haq ki talab thi so paa liya
Meine yeh kab kaha tha mujhe "Karbala" b dy
Kab tak hansay gi tujpe yeh mehromiyon ki shaam?
Woh shakhs bewafa tha,osay ab bhula b dy
*Mohsin* saa ahl-e-dil tou dikha meray shahr mein
*Mohsin* tou hans k zakm b khaye dua b dy.....!
Wa§¡M

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Aahat si koi aye tou lgta hy k tm ho
Saya koi lehraye tou lgta hy k tm ho
Jb shakh koi hath lgatay hi chaman ko
Sharmaye, lachak jaye tou lgta hy k tm ho
Sandal si mehkti hui pur kaif hawa ka
Jhonka koi takraye tou lgta hy k tm ho
Orhay huway taron ki chamakti hui chadar
Nadi koi bal khaye tou lgta hy k tm ho
jb rat gaye koi kiran mere barabar
Chup chap se so jaye tou lgta hy k tm ho.
Wa§¡M

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=Aa k le jae meri aankh ka pani mujse=
Q hassad karti hy darya ki rawani mujse=
Gosht naakhun se alag kar k dikhaya mene=
Usny poochy thy judai k ma'ani mujse=
Teri khushbu ki lehad par main bara tanha tha=
Ro parri mil k galay raat ki rani mujse=
Khatam honay laga jab khoon b ashkon ki tarha=
Kar gaye khuwab mere naqal makani mujse=
Sirf ik shakhs k gham myn mujhe BARBAD na kar=
Roz rotay huay kehti hai JAWANI mujse..!
Wa§¡M

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~Dil kabhi sorat e halat say bahir nahin gAya~
Dil kabhi sorat e halat say bahir nahin geya
main mohabbat main bhai oqaat say bahir nahin geya
ik tu hai k jahan bhar say hai taluq tera
ik main hoon k tere zaat say bahir nahin geya
soach koey na tere soach say hut kar soachey
tazkara koey bhi tere baat say bahir nahin geya
merhala tuj say judaey ka bhi aan pohncha hai magar
main abhi pahlee mulaqat say bahir nahin geya
ao sooraj ko batatay hain k tamaazat keya hai
chand keya janay wo tu khud raat say bahir nahin geya.
.Wa§¡M

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"Mohabbat" ki aziyat ko kabhi pehchaan pao to mujhe bhi "khabar" kr dena,
K tum se dor reh kr bhi tumahary naam ki "khushbo"
meri har "sans" ka ik aas se "Rishta" bandhati hy,
"Mohabbat" toot bhi jaye"Mohabbat"rooth bhi jaye"Mohabbat" mar nahi sakti
"Mohabbat" mit nahi sakti"judai" k zamaany se"Mohabbat" chhup to sakti hay
"Mohabbat" mar nahi sakti,so
apni "chahaton" ka wasta de kr tumhein awaaz deta hoon,
Kahan ho tum?
Laut aaö

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"Jin k hamsfar bichr jaya krte hain,
wo chain se kab soya krte hain,?
sunate nai kisi ko Dukh apna,
bas akale main chup kr roya krte hain,
bari khoob aDaa hai ye Ehle wafa ki,
ankho mein nami aur honton se muskuraya krte hain,
bhale hi hazaro shikwe hon mehbob se,
wo bs haal poch le tou sb bhol jaya krte hain,
bari Ajeeb hai Dunia Ehle Dard ki FAraz,
tanhai mein aksar Mehflon ko sajaya krte hai"
Wa§¡M

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"Hoon to khafa us se.Par jane phir bhi kyun."
Na chaah kar bhi usko chahna acha lagta hai."
Haqeeqat se hoon door."yeh mujhko he pata.
Par jaan k anjaan rehna acha lagta hai."
Qaail nahi main rone ka phir bhi kabhi kabhi."
Tanhai main kuch dair rona acha lagta hai."
woh mera tha,woh mera hai,Woh mera rahe ga."
Kuch pal is khuwab main aa jana acha lagta hai...!!
Wa§¡M

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*Bas Rehnay Do*Aansu Jo Beh Rayeh Hain Inhien Behnay Do,
Yeh keh Rayeh Hain Dil ki Baat kehnay Do,
Bohat Bewafa Ho Tum Yeh Hum ko Hai Maloom,
Tum Apni Wafa ki Baat Apnay Tak He Rehnay Do,
Milla To kiya Milla Tumhien Chahnay k Baad,
Bas Dukh He Seh Rahien Hain Humien Sehnay Do,
Tum Nay To keh Dala Sab Haal-e-Dil Apna,
Ab Mujh ko Apni Dastaan B kehnay Do,
Mar He Gayeh Auron k Liye Hum,
Tum Apni khatir Hum ko Zinda Rehnay Do..
Wa§¡M

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"ABHI GHAR NA JANA"
Ye bikhri si zulfen ye phela sa kajal
Ye bechen aankhen ye simta sa aanchal
Tere haal se sab pehchaan lenge
Tujhe dekh kar sab mujhe jaan lenge
Ye behky kadam larkharati jawani
Ye betaab dil aur mohabbat deewani,
Shafak jasiay honton pe ubhri hoi hai
Mere honton ki ik mehkti nishani..
Tere jism se urhti meri ye khushbu
Suna degi sab ko yeh saari kahani
Na ban jaey apna milan ik fasana
ABHI GHAR NA JANA
ABHI GHAR NA JANA!
WM

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