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May 31, 2009

ghazals

,*, PIYA ,*,Ek khwab ajab sa daikha tha,
Hum us Din se baizaar Piya,
Ab nend bhi Hum se roth gai,
Phr kaise ho Didar Piya,
Ab keh dalo to behtar hai,
Jo krna hai Iqrar Piya,
Dil Ghum se hi phat jaye ga,
Kr daina na Inkar Piya,
In ashkoun ko in Ankhoun ki,
Na rok sake Diwar Piya,
Agar raste sidhe sadhe hein,
Tu chalna kiun Dushwar Piya,
Haan Jism to apna lout aaya,
Par bhatke Rooh us paar Piya . . .
Wa§¡M


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( Meri Mout )"Main Sochta Hoon k Jis Din
Mout k Saaye Mere Ird gird Mandlaen Ge
Mere Dost, Aziz, Sathi Sab Mere Pas Jama Ho Jaen Ge
Suno Ge Jab Tum Mere Marne ki khabar
Urenge Hosh Tere Aur Pair Larkhraen Ge
Mujhe Yaqeen Hai Aakhri Baar Dekhne k Lye
Tere Qadam Tujhe Mere Ghar khench Laen Ge
Mere Sarhane Logo ka Rush Hoga
Unka Rona Dar-O-Dewar ko Hilaen Ge
Mere khulus ki Jab Dastan Aam Hogi
Ye Tazkaray Tere Ehsas ko Jalaen Ge
Tujhe Wo Wada Reh Reh k Yaad Aaye Ga
K Sath Jiyen Ge Sath Mar Jaen Ge
Wo Din B Tere Zehen Pe Dastak Dega
kabhi Na Haalaat k Aage Sir Jhukaen Ge
Meri Yaadein Tujhe Tor Dengi Par
Aansu Teri Aankhon Se Nikal Na Paen Ge
Aur Jab Chal k Aaoge Meri Laash k Pas
Aur Tujhey Mere Aziz Mera Chehra Dikhaen Ge
Bejan Jism ko Dekh k kya Seh lo Ge TuM...?
Socho Kya Mere Bin Reh Lo Ge TuM...?
Wa§¡M


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"SUNO" MUHABAT Khawab Hoti Hai
Muhabat Baat Hoti Hai.Agr Koi Pooch Baithe To
Muhabat Raaz Hoti Hai,
Machalti Hoi Umango Ka Suhana Sath Hoti Hai
Agr Koi Dhoondna Chahy!ToYe "NAYAB" Hoti Hai
Muhabat Yun Bhi karab é Zaat Hoti Hai,
Muhabat Phool Hai Shayed!Ghamo Ki Dhool Hai
Shayed!Kisi Ka Sath Hai Shayed!Chamakti Raat Hai
Shayed!Muhabat Pursakoon Bhi Hai,
Mager Betaab Hoti Hai,
Agr Na Milay To Muhabat Azaab Hoti Hai
Wa§¡M

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" Kya rog paal bethay mohabbat kay shoq may..."
Duniya say kat gaye teri qurbat kay shoq may..."
Guzray hain kitne log Hamein rondtay huway..."
Pamaal ho gaye hain rafaqat kay shoq may..."
Ab woh bhi Hum ko jaante pehchaante nahi..."
Ruswa huway hain jin ki wakalat kay shoq may...
Wa§¡M


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*Juda hony k mosam me juda hna zrori tha
Najany q kisi ka bewfa hona zruri tha
Mere dil ne jo is ko poojany ki intha kr di
To phir us bewafa ka be Khuda hna zruri tha
Kisi se koi b shikwa na koi b shakyat ha
Jo mery sath chaht mein huwa,Hona zruri tha
bht nazdek thay dil is liye ab dooriyn b hain
Dilon k dermiyan kuch fasla hna zrori tha
Usy b drd dny ka bht he shok tha "Wasi"
Hmy b drd o ghm sy ashna hona zrori tah*
Wa§¡M


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~(Mujhy kyun yaad aaty ho)~
Suhani Sham k manzar mai udaasi ghool jaty ho,
Mujhy jab bhool bethay ho to mujhy kyun yaad aaty ho.
Ana ki jang hi to thi,Judai ko jeet jana tha,
Mohabat ko maat honi thi,Wafa ny toot jana tha,
Yeh hi woh talkh haqiqat thi,Tumhain bus lout jana tha,
Sitaroon sy raat kat-ni thi,Chand ko doob jana tha,
Ek waqt tak dariya ki rawni thi,Phir ankhoon ko sokh jana tha,
Tumhain zindagi bad'l-ni thi,Hamara sath choor jana tha,
Jab sab yun hi hona tha to phir mujhy kyun azmaty ho,
Mujhy jab bhool bethay ho to mujhy kyun yaad aaty ho.
Wa§¡M


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1 Baar Jo Bichray WOH Dobara Nahi Milta
Mil Jaaye Koi Shakhs to Sara Nahi Milta
US ki b Nikal Aati hai Izhaar ki Soorat
Jis Shakhs ko Lafzon ka Sahara Nahi Milta
Phir Doobna Yeh Baat bohat Soch le Pehle
Har Laash ko Darya ka Kinara Nahi Milta
Yeh Soch K DIL Phir se hai Aamada e ULFAT
Har baar MOHABAT mai Khasara Nahi Milta
Woh Shehar Bhala Kaise Lagay Apna Jahan par
1 Shakhs b Dhoonday se Hamara Nahi Milta....,
Wa§¡M

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May 30, 2009

little urdu sms

Me to shama hun meri qadr hi kya M0HSIN..
.subha h0te hi bujha denge shehr ke l0g.


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* Ye Muskan **
Ye Jazbe **
Ye Rishte**
Yeh MoJ**
Ye Masti**
Ye Basti**
Ye Pyar**
Ye Wade**
Ye Dosti **
Ye Dil *
SB KUCH ADHORA HAI
"AP K BINA"
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*::::::Zauq-e-deed mein hai takleef sara'sar ,
Achay hain jo log mohabbat nahi kartey.......*
Wa§¡M


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*Khud Ko Har Baar Nishaney Pe Uss Ke Rakha Hai.
Apni Khuwahish Hai Uss Ka Waar Na Khali Jaye.*
Wa§¡M


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"Mujhe Maloom Hai, Mera Muqaddar Tum Nahin Lekin ,
"Meri Taqdeer Se Chup Ker , Mujhe Ek Baar mil Jao "
Wa§¡M


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"Tere shahr-e-wafa k logon ne Pehle pyar kia phir chhor dia,
Mujhe saagar samajh k peetay thay Jab piyas bujhi tab tor dia."
Wa§¡M


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~=~Yun Hamaien khud sy WABASTA Rakho!~
=~Sans ki Tarha ka koi RABTA Rakho!~=~
Nafrat he Rahay Ulfat na Sahi,~=~
Ham sy koi to Chalo WASTA Rakho!!!!
Wa§¡M


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=Meri Mohabbat Ka Is Trha Mazaq Na Bana "FARAZ"......
=K Meri Aankhen Hi Taras Jayen Tujhe Dkhny Ko.........!
Wa§¿M


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Aay~Chand~ Chamakna Choor
Bhi De,Teri Chandni Humein Bohat Satati Hai,
Tere Jaisa Hai Kisi Ka Chehra,
Tuje Dekh Kar Us Ki Bohat Yaad aati hai.


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Akela waris hoon main us ki ta'maam nafraton ka..
Jo shaks saray sheher main pyar bantta hy..
. Wa§¡M


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Ansoo tapak parray to meri laaj reh gayi Saqi,
Warna izhar-e-ghum ka saliqa na tha mujhy____!!..
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May 28, 2009

Pathan and Sardar sms joke

Wife: Ap buhat mote ho gae ho.
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho?
Wife: Me maa banne wali hun.
Pathan: Me bhi to baap banne wala hun.

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Wife:''sath wala pasenger meri greban mai jhank raha hai''.
Sardarji:"Jhankne de pagal ko,
tmhara batwa to mere paas hy";-)

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Srdar gapni grlfrnd k sath full speed mai bike pe ja rahy thy
Grlfrnd
Sardar g menu dr lg rhea ae mai ki kara?
Sardar g
Meri trha tu b akha bnd krle


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Sardar:Gulabo tenu kinni war akhya a k tu Roz Palak sag na Pkaya kr
Gulabo:Sardar g Is which IRON honda ey
Sardar:na tu meri bund wichcoo SARIYA kadna ey.

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Sardar ki mangetar bohut sharif thi,
kabi uska kisi say koi Afair na chala,
sardar ne mangni tor di,
waja ye bataijo kisi ki na ho saki wo meri kese hogi?

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Pathan ne apni bhabi ko qatal kr dia
.Q?
Wo apny dost k pas betha tha
.Dost ki b.v ka fone aaya.
Pathan ne pocha:kis ka fone tha?
Dost:tmhari bhabi ka.

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Pathan shopkeeper say:
NISWAR HAI
Shopkeeper:Nhn hum niswar nahin bechtay
Next day Pathan:NISWAR HAI
Shopkeeper:kal nahin btaya tha k nhin hai
Next day
Pathan:NISWAR HAI
Shopkeeper:ab poocha to goli mar don ga
Next dayPathan:GOLI OR PISTOL hainS
hopkeeper:nahi
Pathan:ACHA TO NISWAR HAI:-.


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PATHAN: oye mera shampoo k sath wala free gift de",
Shopkeeper: "g us k sath koi gift nahe hai
",PATHAN:" bakwas na kar shampoo pe likha hai, *DANDRUF FREE"


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English sms and Quotes

My "friendship"is "nonstop"
like sea
its "trust" like blindits "shine" like star
its "warm" like sun
its "soft" like flowers
&its "beautiful" like "u"...

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Quote By Carl Lewis"
I may be walking slowly, But I never walk backwards !"
& "Whenever I walk backwards, Its for a long jump"
Wa§¡M

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Remember me like a pressed flower in ur notebook...
It may not be having any fragrence...
But remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life....
Wa§¡M

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Somtimes da Problem is jus the gap btween Expctation & Reality.
Expct alot and turn it into Reality
Or
So either Expect less & accept the Reality.
Wa§¡M

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Trusting in God won't make the mountain smaller!!
But it will make climbing easier!!
Don't ask Him for a lighter load but ask Him for a stronger back..
Wa§¡M
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When I came home in the rain,
BROTHER asked y didn't u take an umbrella.
SISTER adviced y didn't u wait till rain stopped.
FATHER angrily warned,only after getting cold, U'll realize.
ButMOTHER,
while drying my hair,said
,Stupid Rain!!
Couldn't it wait,
Till my child came home
That's MOM Take Care Of Her..


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When Snake is Alive,
Snake eat Ants.
When snake dead,
Ants eat snake.
Time can turn at anytime.
Dont neglect anyone in Life

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When Time is FAST,
When Moments r HARD,
When Everyone is BUSY,
When Seconds are FEW,
MY SMS says 2 U that One
of Ur Friend is still Missing YOU.
wm

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Punjabi sms

Asmana tay ud-day panchi
Vekh tay sahi ki krday nay,
Na o krday rizk zakheera
Na o bhukay merday nay,
Kadi kisay nay pankh pakheroo
Bhukay merday vekhay nay,
Banday e krday rizk zakheera
Banday e bhukay merday nay..!


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Questions sms

By Talk how do i look?
Pendu
Proud
Sharp
Shokh
chanchal
Decent
Well mannerd
Funny
Cute
Ziddi
Ladala
Send it 2 every1,&
c wat dey think abt u, bt rply me 1st..


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Select one smell and i'll tell y0u what kind of person y0u are:
1.Mehndi
2.Barish ki mitti
3.Food
4.Nailpolish
5.Wall paint
6.Rose
7.petrol


AnsWer...:
Mehndi=True loving prson
Barish Ki Mitti=Sensitive & Deep Thinker
Food=Hungry
Nailpolish=Alwys show off
Paint=Luv Family N home
Roz=Romantic N Hot
petrol=Fasa


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CHOOSE between
1.
2
.3.
4.
5.
6..
After that i will tell you k jb log apke coupple ko stage pe sath betha dekhen gay
to kya comments dain ge.REPLY FAST.


AnsWer:
1-bara fit hai
2-nice couple.
3-jin aur bhotni ki jori
4-wah jori ho to aisi.
5-behen bhai lag rhy hain.
6-bohat paindu couple hai.


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Choz 1 face n I'l tel u abut ur prsonalty
1.(',')
2.('',)
3.(,'')
4.('_')
5.(¤_¤)
6.(^.^)
7.(-_-)
8.(~.~)
9.(*.*)
10.('_').


AnSwer:
1.simple n honst:-
O2.civilised n smart:-)
3.lier n rude;-(
4.cnfuzd n sincere:-
5.narow minded n strict:-@
6.loving n cute:-
7.beautiful n jelous :-
8.rude n stupid
9.gud luking n sensible
10.lazy n sensles

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Select 1 dish then i tell u which type of life ¤partner¤
u get
.1: beef.
2: biryani
.3: chicken.
4: daal.
5: fish.
6: mutton.
7: vegetable.

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AnsWer:
1: beef >paindo.
2: biryani >loving & caring.
3: chicken >very clever.
4: daal >simple & sincere
.5: fish >lraku :-)
6: mutton >rich.
7: vegetable>wel eductd

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Urdu sms

دنیا بنانےوالےکی طرف سے"دھماکہ خیزآفر"
جنت میںخوبصورت پلاٹ بک کروانےکاسنہری موقع
انتہائی آسان شرائط پرسچی توبہ سےایڈوانس بکنگ کروائیں
اورپھرروزانہ پانچ نمازوں
کی قسط جمع کرواتےجائیں
کارنرکےپلاٹ کیلے رمضان کےروزے رکھیں
بہترین تعمیرات کیلے زکوۃ دیں
اسکےعلاوہ بہترینباغ وبہارکیلےحج کریں
مزیدخوبصورتی کیلےتحجدکااھتمام کریں
جلدی کیجئےیہ آفر صرف آپکی "زندگی" تک
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My Favourite

Boy- Wat u'll do if i die?
Girl.. Naughtily Said-
i'll b happy
Nxt day he got news-
d boy died & he left a letter 4 her -
I can do anythng 2 Mak u Happy ..

little urdu sms


Tum ho auro ki Mehfil mein Masroof.
Yaha main hoon aur Alam-e Tanhai.
Ab log mujhe tere naam se jante hain.
Pata nahi ye meri Shohrat hai ya Rusvai..

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Tooty howe dil main rhney ki koshish na kar ..
Sooky howe Darakht pe Parindy Basera nahi kartey.

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Tooti hui mundair pay chota saa ik diya wasim..
Toofa'n say keh raha hY keh Aandi chala k daikh...!!
Wa§¡M

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Tapti rhi hy aas ki kirno pe zindgi
Lmhe judaion k maa-o-sal ho gy
Jo kbhi hr roz mila krty thy Saqi
Wo chehry to ab khwab-o-khyal ho gy.
Wa§¡M

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Tamanao ki dil main fiza hoti hai,
hasrat labon pe aye tu dua hoti hai,
chalo usey dil hi dil main yad karein,
suna hai dil ko dil se rah hoti hai...

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Takhleeq-e-kainat ki ye riwayat ßari niraali hai"FARAZ"
Jo ho na sakay apna, muhaßßat ß ussi se karwati hai...!

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Supard-e-khaak kr dala teri aankhon ki masti ne.. .
.Hazaron saal g letay jo tujhse pyar na krtay.. .
Wa§¡M

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Taalash Meri Thi Aur BHATAK Rahey They Wo,
DIL Mera Tha Aur DHARAK Rahey They Wo,
PIYAR Ka TaAlluq Ajib Hota Hai,
DARD Mera Tha Aur TARAP Rahey They Wo.
wm

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Rafta Rafta bujh gaya aakhir chiragh e "AARZO"..
Pehle "DIL",,,, khamosh tha ab "ZINDAGI" khamosh hy !!
Wa§¡M

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Sadiyaan teri samaith k jo lay gaya Qateel
Ab teray pass laot k wo pal na ayega.
Wa§¡M

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Phir Palta He Wohi Barisho Ka Mosam "Wasi"..
Dekhtay Hain Ab Hum Barstay Hain Ke Aasmaan Barasta He.
Wa§¡M

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little urdu sms

Apne haton se kat kr sare shajar.....
Ajeeb shaks hai saya talash krta hai.....


Wa§¡M

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Aziat0n Ke Tamam Nishtar Meri Rag0n Me Utaar Kar W0 ....
Bari M0habbat Se P00chti He Tumhari Ankh0'n K0 Kiya Howa He...?
Wa§¡M


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Bari Chaah hai Dil Ko Tujhay Paanay Ki
Tujhay Apna K Tera ho Jaanay Ki
Teri Zaat K Reshay Reshay Main Bikhar Jaaye
Bohat Haseen hai Ada Teray Muskuranay Ki
Paas Betho Haath Mera thaam Lo,
Qasam Uthao Mujhe Chor Kar na Jane Ki.~
Wa§¡M


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Barson wo mujh se dur, mujh se khfa rha.
Lekin mere wjud ki deemak bna raha.
Wo shakhs mera apna nhi to ajnabi bhi nhi
Kal jb mila to der tk mujy dekhta rha.


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Charty soraj k pujari tu hazaron hen
"faraz"
Dobty waqt hum ne soraj ko b tanha dekha hai.


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Zinda raha to tera he sath nibhaon ga "MOHSIN"..
Bhoola,to ye smjhna ke zinda nhi hon mein...


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Zindagi k Kisi Mor Pay Wo Jan jaye Ga Faraz~
Ye Pur Khaloos Log Bahot Nayab Hotay Hain..
.Wa§¡M


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Ye Ajb Surt-E HaaL Hui jati hy
Raat k Baad Yahan Raat Hui jati Hy
Wo to Ab B MukamL Hy kisi Pathr ki Trha
Reza Reza to Meri Zaat Hui jati Hy.
Wa§¡M


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Ye "BEWAFA" zindagi bhi tumhary naam karty hain,
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.Suna he khoob banti he "BEWAFA" ki "BEWAFA" se.
Wa§¡M


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Wo Milay Ga To Us Ki Aankhon Se Poochain Geyn,,, ..
Kis Ko Aabad Kiya HeMujhe Barbad Kr Ke.
.Wa§¡M


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Wo mujhay toot kar chahay ga Or bhool jaaye ga Faraz,
mujhay khabar na thi Usay ye hunar b aata hai.....


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Woh bhi kya ajeeb Shaks tha faraz k jis ki zaat par..
.Jab aitibar barh gaya to ikhtiar ghatt gaya...
Wa§¡M


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Woh rafta rafta bholta ja rha hai mujhe .....Faraz.....
Kabhi jo kehta tha k tm to sanson k sath chalty ho.
Wa§¡M


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Wo itni gahri neend kese so jatay hain "Faraz"
yahan to har karvot pe unki yad ati hay....
Wa§¡M

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Wø kehti thi k Mein Säya ban k.Sath Chalun gi tere~"FÄräz"~
Lekin hum Ne ye keh kar Thukra diya k hume.Andheron Main Chalne ki adat he.


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Wafa ka zikr chala to muje khayal aaya,
Wo naqsh apni wafa k mita chuka ho ga,
Jo meri ankh ko aaina kaha karta tha,
Wo mera chehra bi kab ka bula chuka hoga.
W


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Us ki mohabat main hum ne kya kuch nheen luta dya 'wasi'
usay psand thi roshni aur hum ne khud ko jla dya.


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Us k hony sy theen saansein meri dugni Mohsin,
Wo jo bichhra to meri umr ghata di us nay.
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Un Logo Ka Kya Hua Hoga,
Jinko Meri Tarha Ghum Ne Mara Hoga,
Kinare Par Kharre Log Kya Jane,
Doobne Wale Ne Kin-Kin Ko Pukara Hoga.

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Udäsiyön se Wäbästä Häi Ye Zindgi Meri ^~~FARAZ~~^
Khudä Gäwääh Häi K Phir Bhi Tujhe Yääd kärty Häin.

ghazals

Woh dua bhi zar-e-taseer say khali dy ga
Aur kya tujhko teray dar ka sawali dy ga?
Us say mat pouch gham-e-dehr ki talkhi ka ilaaj
Mashwaray jitnay bhi dy ga woh khayali dy ga
Us k lehjay mein khanakta hY sada rizq-e-haram
Us say khairat na maango keh woh gali dy ga
Faakhta,tund bagolon mein giri hY *Mohsin*
Koun ab usko haray pairr ki daali dy ga .


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Tum ne murjaey huey phool kbi daikhey hain?
Dil ki kbron pey parey...
Hijr ki lash ki ankhon pey dhrey
tm ne uktaey huey khwab kbi daikhey hain?
Drd ki palkon se liptey huey
ghbraey huey
tm ne bechain duaen kbi daikhin hain?
Muhabat k kinaron pey bhtkti phrti tm ne daikha hy mje?
Kia kbi daikha hy mje??W


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Taary Falak Se Toot Kr Aye Mere Liye
Kisne Dua Me Hath Uthaye Mere Liye
Ab Jb K Mujko Dhoop Ka Chaon Ka Gham Nhe
Sehra Me Q Gulab Khilaye Mere Liye
Phir Se Dil-e-Tabah Ko Ati Ha Uski Yad
Phir Use Koi Ja K Manaye Mere Liye
Meri Nazar Me Beh Gai Uski Kahaniyan
Keh Do Wo Ab na Ashk bahaye Mere Liye.


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Suno jaanaa'n!
Suno jaanaa'n!
Yun tanha ab akaila..
Raat bhar jaaga nhi jata.
K tanha bojh chahat ka...
Tou ab uthata nhi mujhe say,
Suno!Kia aisa ho nhi sakta...
K...
Aadhi raat ko..
Kuch dair sahi..
Tum agar jago.?
Ye chahat ka hasee'n aik bojh,
Aadha hi sahi...
Tum baant lo mujhe say,
phir aadha dard tum lay lo...
Phir aadhay khwab tu daikhoya dil ki beqarary...
Mujhe say aadhi baant lo tum bhi'
Tou ab tum hi kaho jaanan!!!
Phir iis baar-e-muhabbt ko...
Tum aadha baant lo gay naa?????
Wa§¡M


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Na mila kro sare sham muje!
Me tanha tanha he thek hon!
Muje chahton se dr lgta he!
Me nfratun me he thek hon!
Muje raston me chor do muje justju-e-mnzil nhe!
Na dikhao muj ko rasta me bhtka hoa he thek hon!
Mere dosto muje chor do na suljao meri uljhnen!
Muje adaavten he psnd hen me dushmnon me he thek hon!
Muje khushi ki koi tlb nhe muje apna ghum b nvaz do.!
Muje ansu pina psnd he muje ansuon me hi chor do..
Wa§¡M


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ghazals

Apne dil ki halat wo kisi ko dikhata na tha
Usy kya gham tha wo kisi ko btata na tha
Khizan ka mosam jab se uska naseeb hy thehra
Usy jab se koi or mosam bhata na tha
Logon ko hansany k wasty zindgi bita di us ne
Kitna ajeeb tha wo shakhs khud muskurata na tha
Jane kis k intzar mein baitha rahta tha subh-o-sham
Misl_e morat bana wo palk b jhapkata na tha
aj reh reh kar yad aya woJo dua de kar b dua Batata na tha.
Wa§¡M

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Apne Labon Ko, Dushman-e-izhar Mat Bana
Sachey Hain Jo Unhain, Gunahgaar Mat Bana
Jitney Bhi Lafz Hain Wo, Mehaktey Gulaab Hain
Lehjey K Farq Se Unhain, Talwaar Mat Bana
Ilzaam Kuch To,Gardish-e-ayamKo Bhi De
Apney Har Ek Ghm Ko,Ghum-e-yaar Mat Bana
Har Ek K Liye Khula, Mat Rakh Isey "Qateel"
Yeh Dil Ek Ghar Hy, Isey Bazaar Mat Bana..!!
Wa§¡M


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Apne markaz se agr door nikal jaaoge,
Khak ho jaaoge afsaanon ma dhal jaaoge,
Apni muhabbat ka kahin rang bhula na dena,
Surkh sholon se jo khelo ge tu jal jaaoge,
Hamsafar dhoondo na rehbar ka sahara chaho,
Thokrain khaoge tu khud hi sanbhal jaaoge,
Apni mat'ti pe chalney ka saleeqa seekho,
Sangey marmar par chalo ge tu phisal jaaoge,
Tum ho Ek zinda-o-javed riwayat k ameen,
Tum kohi sham ka sooraj ho k dhal jaaoge.
Wa§¡M


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Apni Marzi se Juda TU b Nahi,Main b Nahi
Shayad Ab K BEWAFA TU b Nahi,Main b Nahi
Gardash e Halaat se bas Kat Chukay hain Raastay
Qaabil e Qaid o SAZA TU b Nahi,Main b Nahi
Kya Khabar thi Is Qadar Naa Aashna ho Jayen gay
Aaj K Pehchanta TU b Nhi,Main b Nhi
Naam Likhay thay Darakhton par Jahan Mudat huwi
Wo Jaga ab Janta TU b Nahi,Main b Nhi
Hm Jisay CHAHAT Samajhtay thay Woh Koi Kheil tha
Dard e DIL se Aashna TU b Nahi , Main b Nahi
Faaslon se b Guzarna , Phir Zara sa dekhna
Aisa Lagta hai Khafa TU b Nahi , Main b Nahi
1 Doojay ki bohat Tareef karna Ja baja
Maan le DIL ka Bura TU b Nahi,Main b Nahi


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Bari Pursakoon thi Zindagi
Neya dard kis ne jaga dia
Kisi beniaz nigah ne
Meri wehshaton ko barha dia
Mere ham'sukhan ka ye Hukam tha
K kalam us se mai kam karun
Mere hont aese sile k phir
Meri chup ne us ko rula dia
Mujhe apne ishq pe naaz tha
Magr us k Qoul ka pas tha
Mere chara saz b rou pare
Wo kamal-e-zabt dikha dia
Ose shair sun'ne ka zoq tha
Mujhe arz-e-hal ka shoq tha
Isi zoq-o-shoq me 1 din Ose dil ka haal suna dia..
Wa§¡M


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Chandni Raat Aur Alam-E-Tanhai Hai
Zindagi Yaad K Daaman Mein Simat Aayi Hai
Maar Dale Na Kahin Dard-E- Judaai Mujhko
Ab To Aaja Ke Meri Jaan Pe Ban Aayi Hai
Utre Utre Nazar Aate Hein Phoolon Ke Chehre
Tere Jaane Se Gulistan Par Khizan Chhaai Hai
Jis ne Barbaad Mohabbat Mein Kiya Tha Kal Tak
Woh Aankhein Aaj Mere Haal Pe Sharmaai Hai
Tere Maikhane Mein Jitni Bhi hai !
De Saaki Aaj To Maine Bhi Peene Ki Kasam Khayi Hai
Jis Jagah Kuch Nazar Nahi aata Hai Jalwon Ke Siwa
Zindagi Us Mod Pe Mujhe Le Aayi Hai..
Wa§¡M


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Zra sa Dhiyaan Rakh LenaMeri Pehli Mohabat Hy,
Wafa ka Maan Rakh LenaMeri Pehli Muhabat Hy.
Kahan is Omr Me Hm Bheis Badlen Ge FaQeeron ka,
Milan Aasaan Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabat Hy.
Judai k Dinon Me Log Chehre Bhool Jaate Hain,
Meri Pehchaan Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabat Hy.
Judai To Main Seh Longa Mgr Tm Phir se Milne ka,
Koi Imkaan Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabat Hy.
Agr Shaya Krao Apna Pehla Sheri Majmua,
To Ye Onwaan Rakh Lena"Meri Pehli Muhabat Hy


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Yakeen To Ata Nahi K tu mujh me Ab tak Baqi Hai,
Phir sochta hoon kya mera wajood b ab tak baqi hai
Wo shokh fiza jo har lamha tere sath rehti thi
Kya wo shokhi wo shararat tujh me ab tak baqi hai
Wo mere hath me apna chehra jo tu ne chupaya tha
Mere us hath me to wo lams tera ab tak baqi hai
Wo nishani pyar ki to shayad hamesha hi rahe gi
Lekin kya tere dil me wo pyar b ab tak baqi hai
Tere wajood ki wo khushbu jo mere wajood me ponhchi
Mere har pal me to us ki mehak ab tak baqi hai
Wo teri tirchi nazar ka teer jo pewast mere dil me hua
Mere dil me pewast wo teer b ab tak baqi hai
Jana teri kasam tu ye to ek haqeeqat hai
Tu meri soch ka mehwar hai
"TU MUJH ME AB TAK BAQI HAI"
Wa§¡M

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rude sms

B00BS RSweeter Than Honey,
Greater Than Money,
Smoother Than Silk,
Whiter than Milk&
If U HOLD PRESS Or SUCK Them,
It Gives POWER To Ur TOWER.


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boy donated his blood 2 his G/F,
Kch din bad larai hogai,
boy ne apna khoon manga
girl ne apna ALWAYS uske mu pr mara or boli:
Monthly instalment me milega..


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BREAKNG NEWS! Aj India k Prime ministr
Man Mohan Singh ki baiti ki kisi ne phuddi maar di..........
Prime minster ka ye kehna hai k larka Pakistani tha...
woh kaise..?
Prime minster ki baiti ne kaha k poore india mein itna bara ----
kisi ka nahi he....


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Yaad rakho
Paisa Gand ki terha hai
Sab ke paas hai Lekin dena koi nahi chaahata
Mashwara Lund ki terha hai
dena sab chaahate hen liena koi nai chata....


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Woh kya he,
Jo kbhi kbhi sidha ho
jata he
Or
kbhi latak jata he............
"MONKEY".
Tu Lund samjh raha tha na
saalay tharki..


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What's the Pure SANSKRIT name of PENIS?
"MUTRA NIKASAK SHISHU UTPADAK ANAND DAAYAK NALIKA"
Kuch seekh le Jaahil...!!
Sara din LUN LUN chillata rehta he :-
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funny sms

Apko 1 Bar Hichki Aaye
To Smjna I'm RmembringU
2 Bar Aaye ToI Want 2 Meet U
3 Bar Aaye ToI MIS U
Phr Se Aaye
Pani Pee Lena.
Itna b koi wela nai :-)


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Apna future janne k liye

&

type kar k.
Apnay "Abbu" kay
number par send karein. ;)


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Child 2 dentist.!
Kia dard k bgair b daant nikala ja skta ha?
Dr:Nahi.
Child:Agar main nikal k dikhaon?
Dr:Nikalo.
Child:He he he he he he he..:-)


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Zar0ri elan
City me Kuch Khudkush Hamla awar dakhil h0 chuke hain!
Agr ap apne shehr 0r apni Salamti chahte hain
T0..Unki lambi umr k lie dua karen :-x


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Wife: Agar main gum ho gai to tum kia karo ghay?
Husband: mein akhbaar mein add doon ga.
Wife; kia add do ghay?
Husband, "jahaan raho Khush raho"


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Today is "Blance Batao Day".
Aap apna mobile blance check kro aur
batao ke apke pass kitna blance hai.
Honestly.


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Thief to a Man:
Apny paise nikalo.
Man: Do u know who am I?
I am Asif Ali Zardari,
President of Pakistan.
Thief: Acha to ustad hamaray paise nikalo.


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Teachr:Go ,
Went ,
Gone
ko punjabi main convert karo.
Student:-
O gaya...
O nass gaya...
O pharo edi pen nu..


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Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
Student-Ummeed Mat Haro Shadishuda Larki Bhi Phans Skti Hai.

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Teacher: BaTao Amrikio k Liye sub se ZaYaDa
shak ka Din konsa hota he???????
Student:....................Father's Day.. ;)


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Teacher: tmharey abbu kya kaam krtey hein?
Bacha:"KFC" k maalik hein.
Teacher:nice "KFC" ka kya matlab hey?
Bacha:"KAKA FRUIT CHAAT"


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Teacher: Naarre ko english may kya kehtay hai.
Student: S.H.D
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?.
Student: Shalwar Holding Device...

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SMOKE Everyday
Hello
Hello wait..
SMOKE MeansS -
S end
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool $m$
E - Everyday
So Please SMOKE Daily Ok.

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Shohar apni BV ko dafna k ghar aya he tha k
achanak zor ki bijli chamki or tufani barish shuru ho gai
Shohar ne asman ko dekha or bola,'Lagta hai pohnch gai'

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Sare
Pakistan
Ko
Kam
Pe
Laga
Don
ga
Sara
Pakistan
Hath
Mai
Mobile
Pakar
K
Ye
hMsg
Parh
Raha
Hoga
Koi
Bhi
Insan
Farigh
Nahin
Hoga

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Question
Aik badshah shikar par gya.
usne ek herni dekhi
us ka nam "teri" tha
badshah nay ghalti se usko goli mar di
Wo zakhmi ho gyi
phir ghoray k paoon nechay a kar wo mar gae
sawaal hai k
teri kis ne mari thi?
badshah ne ya ghoray ne.?
Reply must.?


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Paktel k Chief Executive ne mjhe kha k agr
tm meri beti ko pata lo to apna nam badal donga
Phr kia hua?
Paktel is now ZONG
Kamena mjhy chalnge krta hy..


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Najumi:Tuhmari life mein 10 larkiya aayen gi...
Larka: Waoooo...
Najumi: Ziyada khushmat ho 1 Bivi
aur 9 Betiyan hain.


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May 27, 2009

Questions sms

Explain ME in a word dat starts wid 1st letter of UR name ;)

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Every person has one "ATTRACTIVE" quality
which attracts the other people,
in your point of view what is my attractive quality?


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Punjabi sms

Dukh dard da mere muqdraan wich.
Me shiwa kr k ki krda.
Jaddo jiyona aya menu ni.
Me mout wi mang k ki krda.
Jaddo ant judayaan peniya si.
Tera 7 wi kr k ki krda.
Tu piyar di kashti dub chali.
Me tar k krda ki krda.
Jad tu athru pujhne ne.
Me ankhyaan par k ki krda.
Ithay lakhaan rahnje phirde ne.
Me mirza ban k ki krda.


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Lekhañ wich vichhoray reh gye
athru ro ro thoray reh gaye
Ik na manni onay meri,
Hath v mere Joray reh gaye
jandi wari chhad gaya menu,
pijjay vaal nachoray reh gaye
"EID" di Fajjray murr nai aya,
motiye de phull toray reh gaye
hun te aa k mil_wasim_ nu,
zindagi de din thoray reh gaye.
Wa§¡M


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ghazals

Dhondtey Thay Aap Se MiLne K Bahaney Kitney,
Samney Reh Kar B Rahy Beganay Kitney,
Hum Ne To Payar ka iK Pegham Hi Dya Tha Lekin,
Logon Ne Bana Liyey Afsaney Kitny,
DiL FÄQÄT iK Mazaar Pe Sajda Raz Raha,
Sar Utha Kar Dekha To Beet Gaye Zamany Kitney,
Jab B MiLa Zindagi Main Faraib Hi MiLa,
Hum Khud ko Smajtay Rahey Sayany Kitney,
Jab SuLagte Raston Par Qadm Rakha To MaLom Para
Pata Nahi Yahan OR B Hain Dewany Kitne.
Wa§¡M

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Dhoop ho chhaon ho tum saath nibhaya karna,
Mere chehre pe sada palkon ka saya karna,
Raah dekhon gi tumhari,Kabhi jaldi kabhi dair se aya karna,
Daant lenasar-e-mehfil koi baat nahi,
Phir akele me gale laga k manaya karna,
Jaan jaongi main khusboo se tumhari,
Tum peeche se mari aankhon ko chupaya karna,
Jaagna chahon to raat bhar karna batain,
Neend aajaye to seenay pe sulaya karna..
Wa§¡M


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Ek Jalwa-e-Mehboob say Roshan tha Mera Zehn
Wajdaan yeh kehta hY Wohi Mera Khuda tha
Veraan na ho iss darja koi Mousam-e-Gul bhi
Kehtay hain kisi shakh pay ek Phool khila tha
Ek tu keh guraizaa'n hi raha mujse behr tore
Ek mein keh Teray Naqsh-e-Qadam Choom raha tha
Daikha na kisi nay bhi meri simth palat kar*Mohsin*
mein bikhartay huway sheeshon ki sada tha......!
Wa§¡M

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Garmi e hasrat e nakam say jal jatay hain
Hum chirago ki tarah sham say jal jatay hain
Shama jis aag main jalti ha numaesh kay liay
Hum usi aag main gumnam sy jal jatay hain
Bach nikaltay hain agar aatish e syal say hum
Shola e aariz gulfam say jal jatay hain
Khud numai tou nahi sheva arbab e wafa
Jin ko jalna ho wo aram say jal jatay hain
Rabt bahum pay hamain kia na kahen gay dushman
Ashna jub teray paigam sy jal jatay hain
Jub bhi ata ha mera nam teray nam kay sath
Janay kio log meray nam say jal jatay hain..,.
(Qateel Shafai)


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Khatam Hoga Zindagi ka ye Safar dekh Lena,
Tanha Chale Jayenge Ham Dekh Lena,
Zindgi mei Nahi koi Mukam Apna,
Baad Marne k Hogi Qader dekh Lena,
Mujhe ab koi Kali Bhi nahi Deta Per,
Pholoon se Mehke ge Kabar Meri dekh Lena,
Tanha hi Zindgi me Chal Raha Hoon,
Janazey mei Hoga Sara Shehar dekh Lena......
Wa§¡M


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Khawab khoday to teri yaadon k khander niklay,,
Khud mein doobay to teri zaat k ander niklay,,
Bewaja na thi bejaan baaton ki chahat,,
Dil jo toota to tery pyar k mandar nikley,,
Hum to samjay they k hongay do char ansoo,,
Ronay bethay to samander k samander nikley.
Wa§¡M


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Kia milay ga tujhey bikhrey howay khabon k siva,
Rait pe chand ki tasveer bananey walay.
Maikadey band hoay,dhond raha hoon tujhko,
Tu kahan hai mujhey ankhon se pilaney waley,
Mar gaye hum to ye katbey pe likha jaey ga,
So gaey aap, zamaney ko jaganey waley,
Dar-o-diwar pe hasrat si barasti hai QATEEL,
Janey kis dais gaey sath nibhaney waly.
Wa§¡M


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Kisi ke yad main jalta howa chand
kal shab main nay dekha sulgta ho chand
karwat pay karwat badal raha tha
kisi apnay k liye pighalta howa chand
saray zamanay k dukh apnay aangan main
samaitay howay rota tha sitaron say glay milta howa chand
chand ko dekha to apna gum yad aya
chand say phair le aankhain dekha na gaya ubalta howa chand
shab k maron ko kia thi khabar
hamaray dard ke ik akela main tha
our ik tha girta sabhlta howa chand.
Wa§¡M

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Meri Hasrat K Janazay Ko Uthanay walay,
Kitnay Be-dard Hain Ye Log Zamanay Walay,
Koi Apna Nahi Matlab Ki Hay Dunya Sari,
Ab Kahan Miltay Hain Wo Yaar Puranay Walay,
Main Dua-goh Hun Sada Neendein Hon Mubarik Tujh Ko,
Hijar Ka Dard Mujhay De K Jagaanay Walay,
Bus Yehi Soch K Her Baar Manata Hun Usay,
Laut K Aatay Nahi Rooth K Janay Walay,
Hamaray Seenay Mein Kabhi Jhaank K Daikho To Sahi,
Kitnay Afsurda Hain Auron Ko Hansaanay Walay . . .
Wa§¡M


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MesSages OF THE DAY1.
Ahmiyat dukh ki nahi Dukh dene waalay ki hoti hai.
2. Khuwabon k ander zinda mat raho Lekin apne ander khuwabon ko zinda rakho.
3. Hum kisi ko apni merzi se chah to saktay hein Lekin ye nahi keh saktay k wo bhi hume chahe.
4. Mohabat uss se nahi ki Jaati Jo khoobsoorat ho Khoobsorat wo hota hai Jis se mohabat ho..
4u
Wa§¡M

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mohabat ther jati hai
ham aksr ye samajhte hain
jise ham pyar karte hain
use ham bhool bethe hain
mager esa nahi hota
mohabat aik sach hai
haan mohabat ther jati hai
humari baat k ander
humari zat k ander
mager yeh kam nahi hoti
kisi bhi dukh ki soorat main
kabhi koi zarorat main
kabhi anjan se ghum main
kabhi lahje ki thandak main
udasi ki zarorat main
kabhi barish ki soorat main
humari ankh k ander
kabhi qatre ki soorat main
bazahir esa lgta hai
use ham bhol bethe hain
magr esa nahi hota
yeh hergiz kam nahi hoti
mohabat ther jati hai
mohabbat kam nahi hoti..
Wa§¡W


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rude smsa

Ek aurat k 6 bachay aik sath paida hue,
wo bed se uthe aur apne
husband ko zor se thapar mar kar boli,
meine kaha tha na kuttay wala style theek nai hai...


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Ek burhiya,
Ek bache se: Soja DIPLOMA soja..
Parosan: Aap ne esey Diploma kyon kaha?
.Burhiya: Meri Beti college se Diploma lene gaei thi,
ye lekar aa gaei:

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EXAM & SEX k baad Saari Girls ki Feelings same hoti hain!
*Kitna Lamba tha na!*
Kaash Kuchh Time aur mil jata!*
Pehle Kitna Darr lag raha tha na!*
Fir to pata ee nai chala k kub hogya?*
uufff 3 ghantay tak to meri saans ee bund ho gai thi*
aagay ka to theek tha pechay ka kitna mushkil tha....

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Girl: kya bucchey wahin se nikaltey hain,
jahan mard daaltey hain?
Ammi:haan,
Girl:oye,
main to marr gai!
ab kya mere bucchey teen teen jagha se niklengey..:-)


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Girl: Oh No! Bleeding Shuru Ho Gai Hay,
Please Jaldi Nikalo Bohut Dard Ho Raha Hai
Oh Oye Ma AhItna Zoor?
Bus Karo! Ab Nikal Bhi Do Na,
Doctor: Lo Nikal Diya,
Kharab Dant Tha,
Magar Tum Chilati Bohut Ho,
Us Din Kiya Karo Gi?
Girl: Kis Din?
Doctor: Choro Message Pharnay Wala kamina Hay Samajh gaya;

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Husband:Mujhe Aaj office main apnay seenay k white baal dikhanay
pe Old Age pension mili.
Wife:
Pent ki zip khol k dikha dete to maazuri allounce bhi mil jata.

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Limit of insult.
Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi
shohar apni puri jaan laga raha tha,
Thori der baad B.V boli.
Ab dalo gay Bhi
Ya ungli hi karte raho Ge..=

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MAA: Beti Wo Larka Aawara Hai Jissy Tum Chahti Ho,
BETI: Nahi Maa Wo Doctor Banega,
Usne To Meri Wo Bimari Bhi Thek Kardi,
Jo Mujhe Har Mehine Ho Jata tha.

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funny sms

Dil kar raha hai ka aaj aap ko akile main le ja kar
ek
K
KI
KIS
KISS
KISSA
sunao billi aur chuhe ka......

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Din Ko Kro
YARat Ko Kro
Ander Kro
YA Bahir Kro
Bed Pr Kro
YA Kursi Pr kro
Pyar Se Kro
YA Ghose Se Kro
1Bar Kro
YA
2Bar Kro....
Krna Tu He SMS
Jesy Mrzi kro.........

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Dukandar: Is bori pay mat bethna,
phat jaye gi!
Gahak: Kyo?
Is main ghubbary hain?
Dukandar: Nahi...
keel hain..

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Ek admi ne tung aa k kaha"
Is zndgi se to mout hi achi hai"
Ek dum Farishta aya or kehnay laga
k me tumko lenE aya hu
Admi:"Lo ab insan mazak bhi na kare"

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Ek ajnbi shehar ke
ajnbi gali ma
ek khirki khuli
ek prda hta
or ek masoom c larki
ne apni chanchal awaz mai kaha.
.pa amrood waly amrood kee pa nay?


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Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.
Dono hi shehar wich rende c
Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia
Hun cheete ne sms khoty nu kita.
Te khota sms parh ria way.
Hun khota cheeta bann waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy ga.
Pr onu ki pta k cheeta
,cheeta honda a tay khoota,
khoota hi hunda a.;-)


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ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya.
Usay wahan raat ho gai,
aunty ne kaha beta tum ander Guddu k sath so jao.
Larka bola rehne dain aunty,
main bahar sofay par hi so jata hoon.
Next morning a beautiful girl brings tea 4 him.
Boy asked tum kon ho?
Girl: main Guddu,
Aur App kon?
Boy: main Phuddu....!

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Ek pathan kafi dar se apna"NIKAH NAMA"
dekh rha tha,
Wife ne tangaa ker pocha.
Kia dekh rahe ho?
Pathan bola."EXPIRY DATE" Dhoond raha hoon.

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Fees maafi lae darkhwast:
To Da principal,
High skul,X.Y.Z.
Sir,
Gal eh hai k mere abby ny menu fees 500 RS.Dita c.100 ta dostan ny film ty lawa dita,
150dy samosy ty bottlan p liyan.5o da AZRA nu load krwa dita.Baki 200 englsh wali madm ty shart har gya.
dostan ne shart lai c k ohda sirf MATH waly sir nal chakar ay pr ohda te tohady naal v chakr a,
me hun kangaal ho gya wa ty ais lae fees maaf kiti javyain nwazish hove gi
Guddu.sharif student

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Ghulail Se Bachchon Ne Ik Baaz Mar Dala
Fauj Ne Dushman Ka Jahaaz Mar Dala
Mobile Users B Peechy Kese Rehte
Ultay Seedhay Shairon Se Faraz Maar Dala.


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Hindu 2 wife
priya
sawera ho gaya jago
Muslim:Begum chand dhal gaya jago
Christen: Darlingits dawn, get up
Sardar:Sohnyo utho tatti shatti nai karni?


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Hockey & Cricket mai kia fark hai?
Socho I know manzil blank hai but socho
Nahi pata
Hockey mai india 1 Ghanta Zaleel hota hy
aur Cricket mai Pura Din !


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Humari to kismat he aisi nikli
"Dost"
Zameen mili to bnjar
dost mile to kanjar,
Bakra mila to aandu
dost mile to gandu,
Badam mile to karway
dost mile to bharway.

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Inventions:
Aeroplane Wright Brothers
Cycle Macmillian
Telephone Graham Bell
Telescope Galileo
&
Exams???????o begerat ek wari lub jaye sai...;-)


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Larki k Gaal pr Gulaab maarny pr response
Englsh girl: U r 2 naughty sweet heart
Urdu girl: Nhi kro na Jan
Punjabi girl: Insan da Puttar ban kuttay dia Putra;-)


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Math teachr sardar se:
agr tmhari 1 pocket me 1000Rs hon
or 2nd pocket me b 1000Rs hon to tum kia socho ge?
Sardar: "yar main kithey abbay di pant tey ni pa lai..

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Miss: "Aaj maine ghaass khaie".
Is ka future tense batao?
Student: "Ap kal Doodh daingi...:-)

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Mujh Jese SHAREEFLarke Ko Kia Chahye
1Larki Jo PYAR De
1Larki Jo ACHA KHANA Banae
1Larki Jo Meri KHIDMAT Kare
OR OR TEENO LARKIYAN Mil Jhul Kar Rahen. . .
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English sms and Quotes

Choclate said to the honey,
"we r da sweetest things of this worldHoney replied
No,it is not trueU didn't see the PERSON
who is reading this SMS...
I love u x

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Cutest proposal"
Do U hug ur teddy bear
while sleeping at night...??
"Girl - " Yes "
Boy - " Can i replace it for the rest of ur life.....??? :)

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Every Bad situation will have some thing positive in it.
Even a stopped clock tells correct time twice a day,
So always expect positive from life.
Wa§¡M

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Friendship is a silent gift of nature,
More old, more strong,
More deep, more clear,
More close, more warm,
AndLess words, more understanding.

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Friendship is just like honey...
As it gets older, it gets sweeter...
Just like you and me...
You are getting older and I am getting sweeter...
:Wa§¡M

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From monday to sunday...
From january to december..
.As long as i live...
My feeling 4u will never change,
4me you'll always be a ........
Headache.:


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GROWING SEED makes NO SOUND
But FALLING TREE makes HUGE NOISE.
Result:DESTRUCTION has NOISE,
CREATION is always SILENT.
Thisz the POWER of SILENCE.

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Shakspear said.,
Love me,
or
Hate me,
both r in my favour.
If u love me i'l alwz b in ur Heart.
If U hate me i'l alwz b in ur Mind..
Wa§¡M


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Have u noticed grass?
even if somebody steps on it,
it never gets hurt. . .
It never hurts others too,
When a wild storm strikes,
all the big trees get uprooted.
Bt the simple grass SURVIVES.
So Be noble & HUMBLE like that grass....
SIMPLE BUT STRONG..!


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Life is a rope that swings us through hope
"Always believe that today is better than yesterday" &
Tomorrow will be much better than today.
Wa§¡M


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Love the people,Who love u,
Because they like somethng in U*
Develop it*
Also Love the people,
Who hate u,Becoz they hate something in U,
*Change it*


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little urdu sms

Ik Äisa shakhs hai meri zeest mein yaaro...!
Jo meri Zindagi hai aur main us ka lamha bhi nhi......


Wa§¡M
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Zikar Bewafaon Ka Tha, Raat sar-e-Mehfil Mein FARAZ....!!
Jhuk Gaya Hamara Sar Jab Tmhara Naam Aya.....!!
Wa§¡M

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Iss Sham ki Tanhai se,Iss Dard ki Gahrai se,
Ye Dil kuch baat kar raha hai
Zara samjo in fizaon ki chubhan ko,
Koi DIL se Tumhe yad kar raha hai..

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Ek rOz bula he lya Arsh py Apny mahbOb kO ...
Hijar wO gham hy jO khuda sy b na uthaya gya !
!!Wa§¡M

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Kaha sirf us nay Itna k Khamoshi hai mujay Bohat Pasand
Itna Sun'na tha k Hum ne Shor Machati apni Dharkanain b Rook dein.
Wa§¡M.

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Koi shikwa nahi teri dosti se Faraz
Dobti kashti ko to molah b chor detay hain.
Wa§¡M

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Main Ek Khilona Hon Or Wo Us Bachay Ki Maanind. . .=*...
Jisey Piyar To He Mujhse,Magar Khailne Ki Hadd Tak.=*
Wa§¡M

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Main Khud Gharz Nhi k Khushi Pe Mr Mitoon, " FARAZ "
Gham Bhi Mujhe Azeez Hain Tere Diye Hue...,
Wa§¡M

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Me Aankhe Band Kr Ke Bih Tera Deedar Krta Hun
Tumhe Ho Aashqi Meri Me Ye Iqara Krta Hun
Cohr Nahi Sakta Me Ye Londe Baziyan
Aadmi HunAadmi Se Pyar Krta Hun.

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Mera Dard Naghma-e-Be Sada
Meri Zaat Zarra-e-Be Nishaan
Meray Dard Ko Jo Zuban Milay
Mujhe Apna Naam-o-Nishaan Milay

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Mere dil mein koi maasom sa bacha hai Wasi,...
Jo "UN ko sochta rehta he shararat ki tarha.
Wa§¡M

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Mere Kandhe Pe Ser Rakh Ker...
Us Ne Pucha Ke Kab Tak Apne Kandhe Pe Sone doge ¤¤¤FARAZ¤¤¤
Maine Hanste Howe Kaha Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandhon Pe Na Uthayen.

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Meri tanhai ko zarurat hai tumhari "Jaana"
Agar ijazat ho to yadon mein basa lon tum ko!
Wa§¡M

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little urdu sms


Chupke se bheja tha ek gulab usy Dost...
Kushbu ne shehar bhar me tmasha bna dya..
Wa§¡M

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Dard main koi mousam pyara nahi hota
Dil ho pyasa to pani se guzara nahi hota,
Dekhay zara koi bebasi humari,
Hum uske ho jate hain jo humara nahi hota.

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Dil Bhi Kisi K Sath Lagaya To Sirf Ik Baar "FARAZ"
Hum Koi Bhi Jurm Baar Baar Nahi kertay.

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Dil Ki Dharkan Aur Meri Sada Hai Wo
Meri Pehli Or Aakhri Wafa Hai Wo
Chaha Hai Usy Chahat Se Barh Kr
Meri Chahat Aur Chahat Ki Intiha Hai Wo.
Wa§¡M

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Doob Gia Soraj k sath dil bhe mera
Itna udas sham ka manzar kabhe na tha,
Mar Gia wo shaks jis ka tm Pochtay ho,
Us ko kisi ki yaad ne Zinda jla dia.
Wa§¡M

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Ek eysa shakhas bhi he meri zeest me Mohsin.....
Jo meri umar he,Or main us ka lamha bhi nahin..
Wa§¡M

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Ghulail Se Bachchon Ne Ik Baaz Mar Dala
Fauj Ne Dushman Ka Jahaaz Mar Dala
Mobile Users B Peechy Kese Rehte
Ultay Seedhay Shairon Se FarazMaar Dala.

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Gila kray b agr dil tu kya kray uss se,
k pehlay jese mirasim nhi rahay uss se,
mje kheyal tha uska ussay zamanay ka,
khuda kray k zmana wfa kray uss se....
WM

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'Hamari to wafa bhi tumhain GAWARA nahi..
Kisi bewafa se nibhao gay to bohat yaad aaun ga..!
Wa§¡M

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Hamen aata hai sukoon is liye tere pass chale aate hain ...
Warna Maikhane to or bhi bohat hain teri aankhon ke siwa..
Wa§¡M

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Hanste howay chehroun ko ghamoun se Aazaad na samjho wasi,..
Hazaroun ghum chupay hotay hain halki si muskaan mein.

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Her KhuShi se KhobSurat Teri Sham krdon
Apna balance or SiM tere naam krdon!
Mil jaye Agr ek bar Teri girl friend
Chummiyan Ly Ly kr uSka bura haal krdon..

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Hr kisi ki zindagi ka aik hi maqsad he FARAZ....!
khud bhaly bewafa ho pr talash wafa ki rehti he.

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Hum pagal thy jo dosron k ghamon par roty rahy,,"Faraz"
Wo shaks kitna ajeeb tha jo khud apny dukh pr B hansta raha.
Wa§¡M

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Humain to kab se pata tha k tu bewafa he, ...
Tujhe chaha is liye ke shahid teri fitrat badal jaey...!
Wa§¡M

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May 25, 2009

English sms and Quotes

Some of the famous quotes are :

Act in the valley so that you need not fear those who stand on the hill.
Danish proverb

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Samuel Butler

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.
W. Edwards Deming

It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best.
W. Edwards Deming

All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin
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Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.
Christopher Darlington Morley
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About being oneself If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
Yiddish proverb
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The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
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The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names.
Chinese proverb
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Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Niels Bohr
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it.
Christopher Darlington Morley
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Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.
James R. Cook
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Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
Charles Mingus
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If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Anatole France
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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Eric Hoffer
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When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
Walter Lippmann
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Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Sir James Dewar
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We think in generalities, but we live in details.
Alfred North Whitehead
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Mark Twain
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Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Henry David Thoreau
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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.
Mark Twain
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In any free society, the conflict between social conformity and individual liberty is permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
Kathleen Norris
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
Harold Coffin
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
George Burns
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Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
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It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
Voltaire
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To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
Olin Miller
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. Mark Twain
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Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
Chinese proverb
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I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today.
Sheldon S. Maye
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We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions.
Isaac Bashevis
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Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.
George Eliot
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Voltaire
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Groucho Marx
........

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
Mark Twain
.......

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
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A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost
.......

Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
Thomas Neill
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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. Plato
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The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything.
Voltaire
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English sms and Quotes

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
Abraham Lincoln

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A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Abraham Lincoln
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A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
Abraham Lincoln
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All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother.
Abraham Lincoln
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All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind.
Abraham Lincoln
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
Abraham Lincoln .
........


Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation, whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose - and you allow him to make war at pleasure.
Abraham Lincoln .
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Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing. Abraham Lincoln ....
.......

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other. Abraham Lincoln
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Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
Abraham Lincoln
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America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
Abraham Lincoln
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And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln
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Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world.
Abraham Lincoln
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As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Abraham Lincoln
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As our case is new, we must think and act anew.
Abraham Lincoln
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Avoid popularity if you would have peace. Abraham Lincoln
Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors to bullets. Abraham Lincoln
Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. Abraham Lincoln
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln
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May 15, 2009

little urdu sms



Toote huwe taare ko dekh kar mene kaha
Ay dil mang le tu bhi Muraad koi
Per dil se awaz ai k jo khud toot raha hai
Kese puri käregä wo färiyäd koi.

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da na ho mujhay us rah ki tålåsh hai Mujhay
Dekh kar jo aik nazar meray saray dard samajh
sakayjo is qadar ho Chara-gar mujhay us nigah ki talash hai.


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Duniya mai is ka koi kharidaar hi nhn .
Mai baichta zror jo bikta mera naseeb.


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Här Lämhä Mere Liye Ek Imtihään..
Tü Mere Pyär Kö Kähän Täk Aäzmäyegä..
Mäi Nä Thäkää Hün Nä Thäküngä..
Tü Khyääl Kär Apnä!Tü Thäkh Jäyegä..


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Muhabbt kisi eyse shaks ki talash nhi jis ke sath raha jaey..
Muhbbt to eyse shaks ki talash he jis ke bghair na raha jaey!!!


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Jab naam uska Aya, hr naam bhula baithy
Gumnam hoye aisy hr kam bhula baithay
Bazar-e-muhabt mein sodagri kia krtay?
Jab samny wo Aya sab dam bhula beaihay


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Nhi Nigah Me Manzil to Justju hi Sahi
Nhi Visal Muyasar to Arzu Hi Sahi
Na Jism Me hy Khoon,Na Ashk Ankhon Me
Nmaz-e-Ishq to he farazbe-wuzoo Hi Sahi


./...........


Hum to agaz-e-mohabat mai hi lut gaye hain faraz,
log kahtay hain k anjam bura hota hai..


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Yun TÅRK-É-MHBT tera iman h0 Shaid..
Tere seney ma b k0i t0fan h0 Shaid..
Mat muje azma itna k dam nikaljaye..
Mery Waj0od ma teri b Jan h0 shaid..


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Kaash ye zindagi haseen hoti,
Khud ke chahne se har dua Qabool hoti,
Kehne ko to sab apne hain,
Par kaash koi aisa hota jise mere dard sy takleef hoti.


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Hamè Tö Pata Täh Anjam Mohäbbat Kå,...
Hum Tò Apnè Hathoon Kì Lakèroon Kö Aazma Rahe Teh..!!


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Hamari piyas ka andaz bih alag he,,..
Kbhi Daryaon ko thukrate hain,Kbhi shabnam bih pi jate hain.


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Hathon Mein Nahi Thi Humarey Unhein Paney Ki lakeer
Cheer Diya Hath Ko EIk Lakeer Bananey K Liye.


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Gham-e-zindgi se fursat hee na mili..Faraz..
"WaRnA"Hum agar kisi k hoty to tumhary hoty....


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¤> Khizan k mosam mein bhi Lutf-e-Bahar letay hain,¤>
Ghum-e-Hayat ko hans kr guzar letay hain,¤>
Gulon se rang,Sitaron se roshni lay kr,¤>
Jamal-e-Yar ka naqsha utaar letay hain.


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~¤Teri yad main ki hy mei ny samundron sy Dosti.........
~¤Phir b mujhay teray lafzon ki payas Rehti hai.


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Koi Shikwa Nahi Teri Dosti Say Ae Faraz,
Doobti Kashti Ko To Mallah B Chor Detey Hain..


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Koi lamha ho tery sath ka,Meri umr bhar ko samet le..
Main fana, baqa k sabhi safar,Usi aik pal men guzar don...!


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Na sawal-e-ishq,na arz-e-gham,na hikayaten,na shikayaten


Tery ehd mein dil-e- zar k subhi ikhtiyar chaly gaye...


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Ab Aas Toot gai Hai Us Kay Milenay Ki " faraz "
Lagta Hai Wo Ab Jeena Sikh gaya hai "Humarey" Bina....


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Samundar mein fanaa hona to Qismat ki kahani hai..
Jo martay hain kinaron pe, mujhay dukh unn pe hota hai..


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Bicharnay walay yeh kiun nahi samajtay FARAZ
K yaadon say mohobbat ka guzara nahi hota,.


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<> MAA <>
Maa ka ANCHAL
Dhup me BADAL
Maa ki BAHEIN
Neend ki RAHEIN
Maa ka DAMAN
Hansta SAWAN
Maa ka GUSSA
Piyar ka HISSA
Maa khud kya ha?
*Aik DUA*


..........

Wo jo badla to ru-baru hum b badal gae
Wafa ki thi us se,koi bndgi to nhi
Zindgi to faqt kut hi jaye gi "FARAZ"
Hasrt-e-Zindgi tha wo Shart-e-Zindgi to nhi.


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Teri tanhiyoon mein shareek ho jaoon
Sochta hoon aksar k tera naseeb ho jaoon
Na rahay kisi aur ki aarzu tujhay kabhi
Jo ho mumkin tere itnay qareeb ho jaoon.


......

Mt khol mere dil k udas darwazay
Hawa ka shor meri uljhany barha de ga
Me khoob waqif hon apne mehbob ki fitrt se
Wo jab de ga dard to rula de ga...


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Anjan to is gham se koi reh nhin sakta,
Koi zabt karta hy to koi seh nhin sakta.
Mohabat to her DIL ko ho jati hy,
Koi Izhar karta hy to koi keh nhin sakta.




English sms and Quotes

Preface to Realization!
Every one is good to you
Till u expect nothing from them&U R too good to them
Only till u fulfill their expectations!!!!

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Luv is something beautiful,
A desir,a feeling that one would like to catch.
Luv is the feeling that makes U feel alive.
Luv is something that may never go away.

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My luv 4 U is deep & true.No matter what U do,
I'll always be there 4 U.No matter where U go,
i'll always be there beside U.
Till the day i die My luv will always stay true to U.


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To luv some 1 is madness,
to bi loved by some 1 is a gift,
Loving some 1 who loves U is a duty,
But being loved by some 1 whom U luv is LIFE.


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U are the one i couldn't forget Even at the last breath.
I take U are the one my heart longs 4 becoz i found real joy in U.
U are the one I'll luv sotrue 4 U gave me same luv tooU are
the one i needed most For i am so in love with YOU.


...........


Shakespeare said:I
f U Wnt2 B Happy Wid a MAN, Luv him less but understand him more&If U Want 2 B Happy Wid a WOMANLuv her more & never try 2 understand her.


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SMILE is a coling systm of HEART.
SPARKLING systm of EYES...
LIGHTING systm of FACE...
RELAXING systm of MIND...
So activate ur all systm & keep SMILING!


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A heart dies, when it is not able to share it's feelings...
But a heart kills itself,
when another heart does not understand it's feelings!!


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Art of living:-
1st of all dont make friends
If donethen dont go much close 2 them
If gone
then dont love them
If lovedthen plz dont leave thm alone !


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"Longest" is Mother love,
"Shortest" is Others love,
"Sweetest " is lovers love.
But....... "Strongest" is a friend's Love.


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little urdu sms

Muhj mei lafz "Muhabat" k "siwa" kuchh bhi nahi ,
Tum ager chaho tu meri "Soocho"ki "Talaashi" le lo...


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'Mujhe kisi se Balhaei ki ab tawaqo nahi he,...
Main tu Aadatan sab se kehta hun,Mujhe Duaonme Yaad rkhna.


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Mujhko tum Rooh mein basa lo.....to acha ha FARAZ¤¤
Dil-o-jan k rishtay.....aksar toot jaya kartay hein


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Qasoor nhi es mein kuch bi tmhara Jan..,..
Humari chahat hi itni thi ke Tum Maghroor ho gaey.


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Shikwa hai meri chup ka aj inhi ko,faraz.
Jo log meri baaton se baizaar bohat thay . . .


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Suna Hai Zindagi Imtehan Leti Hai, "FARAZ"====
Magar Yahan T0 Imteha9 Ne Hi Zindagi Le Li....."$


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Teri ghAaflaton ko khabar kahan,
Merey haal-e-dil pey nazar kahan,
Tu jafa ki had main na aa saka,
Main wafa ki had se guzar gaya...


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Tum Talauq Tornay Ka Kahin Zikar Na Karna Faraz,
Mein Logon Say Keh Doon Ga Usay Fursat Nahi Milti...!!!


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Udasiyon Se Wabasta He Zindagi Lekin
Khuda Gawah Tumhe Phir b Yaad Karte Hain
Tumhare Siwa Agar Karte Hain Kuch To
Sirf Teri Umeed Tera Intizar Krte Hain.


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Us Ne Pucha Ye Qayamat Kya He,
Mene Ghabra Kr Kaha Rooth Jaana Tera,
Usne pucha Mout kisey kehte hain,
Mene Aankhen Jhuka Kr Kähä ! Chor Jana Tera.


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Usney mujhey chhoor diya to kiya hua ~ FARAZ ~ ,
Mainey bhi to chhoora tha saara zamana us ke liye


....................


Wafa Mangte Hain Na Anaa Mangte Hain,
Na Puch K Hum Tere Lye Kya Mangte Hain
.Bujha K Apni Zindgi Ki Shama
Hum Tere Lye Lambi Umar Ki Dua Mangte Hain.


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Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath
Zindagi badalti hai mohabbat k sath
Mohabbat nahi badalti apno k sath
Bas apne badal jate hai waqat k sath.


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Wo mera ho jo ankhon men haya rakhta ho.
hr qadam sath chle azm_e wfa rakta ho.
naz us k na uthaun to shikayat na kre.
hr sitam seh kr hasne ki ada rakhta ho


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Wohi sochain wohi batain wohi andaz ab b hy,
Boht bechain lgty ho koi to raaz ab b hy,
Main kaisy us ki yadon or wadon se nigah phairon,
Wo mujh se rothny wala mera hmraz ab b hy,
yeh tum ho is talluq pr preshan or nadim mgr,
Is beylos rishty pr mujy to naaz ab b hy............


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Yaar Bhi Raah Ki Deewar Samajhte Hain Mujhy,
Main Samajhta Tha Mere Yaar Samajhte Hain Mujhy,
Main To Youn Chup Ho Ke Andar Se Buhat Khali Hon,
Aur Sab Log Pur-Israr Samajhte Hain Mujhy,
Main To Badalte Hue Halaat May Dhal Jata Ho,
Daikhne Wale Adakaar Samajhte Hain Mujhy


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Yahi bohat hai k wo betha hai sir jhukaye howe,,,! Faraz
mujhe ujaar k wo shaks sharamsaar to hai,,,!


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